Honey Boo Boo eats cheese straight from the can... and sprays it on her face in food fight with her sisters

By Daily Mail Reporter

PUBLISHED: 01:04 EST, 21 March 2014 | UPDATED: 06:27 EST, 21 March 2014

Honey Boo Boo showed off her 'favourite family moments' in a home video montage on Thursday that could shock most of civilised America.

While their peers might play sports or take part in a spelling bee, these self-confessed hillbillies indulged in spam eating contests, canned cheese fights and an unhygienic game of Nugget Head involving a live chicken.

Cringe worthy highlights from the TLC reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo showcased the Georgia-based brood getting down and dirty as only they know how.

Reality star: Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, played a charity game of Family Feud on Thursday's episode and got messy several times

Reality star: Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, played a charity game of Family Feud on Thursday's episode and got messy several times

Cheese fan: Honey Boo Boo didn't hold back once she got her hands on some cheese

Cheese fan: Honey Boo Boo didn't hold back once she got her hands on some cheese

Eating got filthy when Pumpkin, aka Lauryn Shannon, tried to ingest an obscene quantity of squirty, canned cheese.

A 'cheese race' then ensued with all four sisters gagging up the synthetic mush.

'If I was a pirate my name would be Cheese Beard,' said eight-year-old Boo Boo aka Alana Thompson.

Cheese beard: Honey Boo Boo tried to eat more cheese than she could handle

Cheese beard: Honey Boo Boo tried to eat more cheese than she could handle

On a camping trip they gorged themselves on canned ham.

'I would eat a special ham the size of mama if I could,' said Boo Boo as they guzzled Spam off the table without using their hands.

No fork needed: Honey Boo Boo and her sisters ate their Spam straight up

No fork needed: Honey Boo Boo and her sisters ate their Spam straight up

Backstage at the Family Feud game show the Boo Boo crew chowed down on the buffet and Sugar Bear, aka Mike, put on his 'special t-shirt' for the occasion.

But they lost out to the Cake Boss family.

'We still raised $2,000 for the GLAD charity,' said Mama June, 34, who despite her 'hillbilly ways' advocates for equality.

Family fun: The family squared off in a game of Family Feud against the Cake Boss show

Family fun: The family squared off in a game of Family Feud against the Cake Boss show

Charity game: Honey Boo Boo and her family were competing against the Cake Boss crew on behalf of GLAD

Charity game: Honey Boo Boo and her family were competing against the Cake Boss crew on behalf of GLAD

On the cuter side was Alana's moments with her little niece Kaitlyn.

'I love being an auntie…I get to love on her,' she said as she cuddled the adorable one-year-old.

The girls got messy again by painting each other's bellies and watching the 'jelly roll'.

Stomach painting: Honey Boo Boo painted her sister's belly in another messy moment

Stomach painting: Honey Boo Boo painted her sister's belly in another messy moment

Among the things in the too much information category was the family's washing habits, or lack thereof.

'I'm real particular about my toots,' said June after her daughter Pumpkin admitted that she hadn't had a bath in two weeks.

Because June is unable to reach her 'toots' it was revealed that Sugar Bear 'has to shave it for her.'

Too much information: Viewers learned that Sugar Bear helps Mama June keep clean

Too much information: Viewers learned that Sugar Bear helps Mama June keep clean

Pooping habits were also high on the agenda.

'I love poop,' announced Boo Boo.

Their pet chicken, named Nugget, caused much hilarity by roaming the house excreting everywhere.

Pet chicken: The family's pet chicken Nugget got in on the act

Pet chicken: The family's pet chicken Nugget got in on the act

Alana tried to 'potty train' him, to no avail.

Matriarch Mama June lost a game named Nugget Head  - where the chicken had to be balanced on the head.

'That hurts,' she screamed.

Nugget head: The family played a game that involved Nugget sitting on their heads

Nugget head: The family played a game that involved Nugget sitting on their heads

At the car racetrack Pumpkin and Anna failed to bond over boys.

'I'd rather have a deep conversation with a tree than Anna,' said Pumpkin who announced that she believes it is possible to get 'a disease on your nipples' from kissing boys.

On the topic of sex Mama June cried with laughter when describing why a woman's private parts can be likened to 'a biscuit'.

'They both open up and if the biscuit is cooked right they kinda look the same,' she giggled.

Funny family: Mama Bear cracked up while hanging out with her family

Funny family: Mama Bear cracked up while hanging out with her family

Track night: Pumpkin and Chickadee spent time together at the race track

Track night: Pumpkin and Chickadee spent time together at the race track

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This family are vile, that child is going to be as fat as her mama by the time she is 10.

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Shame on the two women and the man who are named as the producers on this show.

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Gross and disgusting, it's not even cute! Horrible spoiled kid!

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When? When will it end?? Oh, and kids, this is what happens when you don't date outside the family....

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It makes me cringe to be an American and know that these 'people' are the examples by which my country is judged. Please, world, understand that all Americans are not like this!

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It's scripted realty and they are laughing all the way to the bank. Good for them!

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This family would pose a serious challenge to Monty Python's Most Awful Family Of Britain 1974. They would nose out the Fanshaw-Churnleighs of Berkshire but come a close second to the awful Jodrell family. "His gobbing was superb." LOL.

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I'm pretty sure I'll get red arrows, but here's the deal: I cannot stand photos of children with food smeared all over their faces, hands, clothes, whatever. It's just disgusting; like looking at vomit. Like the old one of the crying kid with the spaghetti bowl on his head...literally makes me sick to my stomach. I had to scroll quickly past the picture for just that reason, so don't go saying "why did you come look at this article". Trust me, I only saw the thumbnail on the home page before coming to comment. Gag.

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I think any of these photos would make a fabulous cover for the May issue of Vogue.

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What the hell is this rubbish..?

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This basically explains that families size.

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