TODAY IN SPORT

• THE BLOG FROM BRAZIL: No World Cup party for Ronaldinho, two Arsenal flops shine and own goal hilarity Ronaldinho told he won't play at the World Cup
• South Africa defender somehow survives horror crash in which his car is IMPALED South Africa international Rooi Mahamutsa walked away without injury
• Ancelotti says Real will fight for La Liga title... just as Ronaldo and Marcelo enjoy scrap Ronaldo and Marcelo appear to have taken Ancelotti's words literally
• Ozil, Bendtner and Sagna enjoy themselves on night out just hours after 6-0 thrashing Players were celebrating Ozil's girlfriend's birthday bash on Saturday night
• With the title already gone, would United fans prefer City, Liverpool or Chelsea to win it? We asked United fans where they would like to see the title end up
• Hamilton aiming to use same engine in Malaysia to avoid penalty (... let's just hope he doesn't mean this one!) Mercedes driver spotted steering pink rickshaw
• Fulham ace Holtby apologises after 'sending explicit photos to air hostess' behind back of model girlfriend Holtby apologises after sending lewd photos
• Rooney eat your heart out! Aussie A-League star scores from his OWN HALF Melbourne Heart ace Engelaar scored an absolute belter
• Boys from Brazil! Spurs and Chelsea stars put London rivalry to one side to toast Ramires' 27th birthday Chelsea star was also joined by a female friend
• All aboard the showboat! Former F1 mogul Jordan opens up his new 155ft super yacht worth £32million It includes a bar, hot tub and a nightclub
• Button ready to reap rewards of hard yards in Thailand after Triathlon with fiancee Jessica The McLaren driver took part in fitness challenge ahead of Grand Prix
• The best celebration ever? Estonian team strike it lucky with bowling tribute Watch the bonkers celebration... but is it better than Bullard's?
• Cardiff's £8m flop Cornelius scores wonder goal for Copenhagen Not bad from the man labelled a 'downmarket Toyota' by Vincent Tan...
• Beckham arrives in Miami to promote £125m MLS franchise and tells opponents: 'I am not your enemy' Beckham landed in Florida on Monday night
• Looking good! Barcelona star Neymar poses with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Neymar shared a photo Bundchen during a Vogue photoshoot
• Which Premier League star is gearing up for chryotherapy to speed up his recovery? The injured midfielder is battling to regain his fitness after injury
• Gerrard won't take wife Alex and family to World Cup in Brazil as skipper eyes success England captain claims having WAGs around the camp is a distraction
• Sport images of the day: Our picture editor's selection for March 25 Today's gallery features an ice hokey brawl and fans clamouring for Rafa Nadal's towel in Miami
• Khan to fight Collazo on Mayweather undercard in Las Vegas Amir Khan will look to outmuscle Luis Collazo when the pair collide in Las Vegas on May 3
• POWER RANKINGS: Gerrard has been top of the charts in recent weeks but can Liverpool team-mates Suarez or Sturridge claim No 1? Find out who's top, here
• ROGER FEDERER EXCLUSIVE: My revival? I've worked harder than Murray and the others Our man MIKE DICKSON speaks to the former world No 1 in Miami
• Baseball star Chapman shows off staples in his head after being struck by 100mph shot Cincinnati Reds' Aroldis Chapman shares image of his stapled head
• Rooney and Co head in for United's final preparations ahead of the derby as City start as favourites at Old Trafford for first time in Premier League history
• Demichelis and City pumped for mammoth Manchester derby showdown with United Manchester City didn't appear to be feeling the weight of expectation
• EXCLUSIVE: First pictures of Beckham's planned stadium for new Miami MLS side The 25,000-seat venue will even have a nightclub inside!
• Watch the Fabregas headphones ad Barcelona want to prevent from being aired Barcelona are trying to pull the plug on Beats for Dre headphones advert
• Sport images of the day: Our picture editor's selection for March 24 Today's gallery features the first MotoGP race of the year, UFC and some flying cheerleaders...
• Who is rapper Drake backing in the Premier League title race? The Canadian posted photos of himself with Samir Nasri and Daniel Sturridge
• German presenter Kastrop hit on the head by flying football for SECOND time Sky Germany presenter Jessica Kastrop was struck by a stray ball
• United flop Bebe hits another wonder goal in Portugal - is it a message for Moyes? Man United loanee has made a case for a return to Old Trafford
• Ready to fire! Stoke are first Premier League team to unveil new kit for next season Stoke reveal their new Warrior strip (yes... it has red and white stripes!)
• Wake up! Mertesacker slams Arsenal's early kick-off woes... sorry Per, but here's the 18 goals they've conceded Arsenal can't handle those early kick-offs...
• Long's wife lashes out at 'sick' fans who abused striker after goal against West Brom Shane Long's wife has attacked the 'sick' and 'vile' West Brom fans 
• Ex-coach Lendl watches Murray cruise past Spaniard Lopez to reach last 16 in Miami Defending champion Andy Murray eased into Sony Open fourth round
• Ferdinand hosts first foundation gala dinner as Arsenal legend Wright drops in Rio Ferdinand celebrated Man United's win against West Ham
• Massaro makes history as first English woman in 15 years to win squash World title World No 2 Laura Massaro clinched the Women's World title
• Suarez sets smile to full beam after netting third hat-trick of the season against Cardiff Suarez's grin was set to full beam after his third hat-trick of the season
• EDGE OF THE BOX: Russell stamps Brand on Match of the Day MARK WEBSTER: Brand was in the studio as part of Sport Relief to talk about West Ham
• Poulter heading in right direction after driving to Bay Hill in his new £1.5m Ferrari Enzo Ian Poulter turned heads at the Arnold Palmer Invitational last week
• Beckham delights Only Fools and Horses fans as he recreates Del Boy's famous bar fall David Beckham puts his spin on one of the best-loved comedy skits
• Cheeky! Williams reserves special celebration for Brighton fans after beeing booed Brighton 0-2 Ipswich: Jonny Williams could be in trouble with the FA
• EXCLUSIVE: I'm scoring for fun in Toronto already, says Defoe (and it doesn't matter whether it's a football or a basketball!) Matt Lawton in Toronto
• Ibrahimovic is fan-tastic as runaway French leaders PSG fire warning to Chelsea Zlatan Ibrahimovic was at his maverick best as PSG extended their lead
• He's ace! Sharapova's boyfriend Dimitrov stops match to help ill ball girl  Grigor Dimitrov showed off his softer side on when he stopped match to tend to young ball girl
• It's top secret: UK 400m record-holder Iwan Thomas on medals and MasterChef  Thomas reveals his highs and lows and why he gave up BMX racing
• Wilshere, Dawson and Parker battle it out to be crowned football's Mastermind in hilarious Sport Relief video The England trio pit their wits for charity contest
• Are these the kits that England will be wearing at the World Cup? A Uruguayan website claim to have got their hands on leaked images of England's strips
• The beautiful game: Model and lower league official Tambini could be set for Serie A Serie A could be about to receive a boost from model referee
• Ex-Chelsea striker Mutu lined up to star in Snoop Dogg rap video Disgraced striker Adrian Mutu appears to be planning for the future... in a Snoop Dogg video