Mr.CosplayHero

shialabeowulf:

piertotum-locomottor:

youvegottthelove:

im-just-a-match-in-water:

toyoungtolivethisway:

officialalltimelow:

Press play and enjoy fuckers.

holy

At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.

GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

If you don’t reblog an acoustic version of My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up), something is wrong with you.

died

(via a-dream-goes-on-forever)

nancakespoodles:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

Me on the train today.

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derpychick:

dragonbatter:

totalstarkid:

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

A merman awaits his monster hunter lover for a night of forbidden passion.

It’s like I shouldn’t be looking at this… but I can’t look away. O.o

DANNY Y. SEXBANG

derpychick:

freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

Teach me Senpai!!! 

lord-inanis1:

THE VIRUS DELETED MY FRIEND POSTS!

The Virus rebloged my posts nonstop something like this:

I told it to my friend, and she came in to this tumblr and then the tumblr log out, and when she come in all her posts been deleted!

SO IF YOU SAW A RANDOM NUMBERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
zgfg54rfg54543

DON’T COME IN TO THIS BLOG! IT WILL DELETE ALL YOUR POSTS ON TUMBLR!
IF THE VIRUS WILL SEND YOU A MAIL JUST DELTE THE MESSAGE!
THANK YOU!

REBLOG THIS IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT!

Signal boost

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darklight1824:

doingthemost510:

purelyawkward:

MONEY.

Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

 

My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? 

brunetteinferno:

OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

forever reblog

haha I got money today!!! 

Show me the moneyyyy!

MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!

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aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

(via cahavengers)

• romeo: im so sad
• romeo: ill never be happy
• romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
• romeo: WHO DAT
• romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
• romeo: imma dance with her
• romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
• juliet: dafuq are you
• romeo: shh *kiss*
• juliet: :oo
• *party over*
• romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
• romeo: LADY
• romeo: HEY LADY
• juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
• romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
• juliet: dont you think its too soon
• romeo: idk
• juliet: brb
• romeo: k
• juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
• romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
• *next day*
• rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
• friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
• romeo: yeh
• friar: ok fine ur married
• rome and juli: yaaaay
• *some time later*
• tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
• mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
• tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
• mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
• romeo: hnnn
• tybalt: ....
• romeo HNNN
• tybalt: ...
• romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
• tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
• prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
• romeo: i sorry
• prince: no ur banished
• romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
• romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
• friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
• romeo: k *leaves*
• juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
• friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
• juliet: ok
• juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
• nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
• lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
• nurse: k
• juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
• romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
• romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
• romeo: WHAT
• romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
• romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
• romeo: *buys potion*
• romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
• romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
• romeo: but im sure she is
• romeo: *kiss juliet*
• romeo: *drinks poison*
• romeo: he ded
• juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
• juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
• juliet: HE DED
• juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
• oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
• friar: *comes in cell*
• friar: uh oh
• prince: WHAT DIS
• CAPULET: WHAT DIS
• LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
• MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
• CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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transluminescence:

uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

WE’RE NEARLY THERE!!!

Enjoy Disney World

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