Someone rescue me from this hopelessly dull desert island! QUENTIN LETTS reviews Pitcairn
Pitcairn, a new play by Richard Bean, sketches the struggles for power and sexual supremacy among the British mutineers who landed there in the 1700s. ...read
How can a nation of foodies feed its patients such slop? The quality of meals being served in NHS hospitals is shocking, but not surprising, writes JAN MOIR
Patients across the UK have this week launched an organic — unlike the food — attack on meals available in NHS hospitals, writes JAN MOIR. ...read
How to sail around the world with your hubby for 16 years without a single row: Well, apart from a VERY stormy incident with a bread board and some flying Cup-a-Soup
Clive and Jane Green, from Abergavenny, are marvelling at all the attention they've received recently — in newspapers, on national radio, an appearance on breakfast TV. ...read
SIMON HEFFER: A wake-up call from an Essex man
When I documented the stereotype of Essex Man for the first time nearly a quarter of a century ago, I depicted someone blue in tooth and claw – a man who would sooner send his customised Ford Sierra to the crusher than vote anything other than Tory. ...read
Unspeakable! Bercow wants to hand vital jobs in Parliament to an unknown Aussie - just because she's a woman. QUENTIN LETTS says this latest crass arrogance could finish him off
John Bercow has named Carol Mills, a manager in the Australian Parliament, asthe new Clerk of the House of Commons, despite the fact that she knows nothing about legislative procedure. ...read
Clearing a blocked sink at 1am in a beer can strewn kitchen, I don't feel one of the hated elite, writes TOM UTLEY
The other night I arrived home late, exhausted after ten hours at the office, to find my wife had gone to bed, the dog had been copiously sick on the kitchen floor and the sink was blocked, yet again. ...read
SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: From swim starlet to IMF queen
It was a watershed moment for IMF chief Christine Lagarde on Wednesday, after she revealed she is being questioned over her handling of €400 million award to Bernard Tapie. ...read
SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Now Kate's mum cashes in on Harry's paralympics
Spearheaded by Prince Harry, the forthcoming Invictus Games, which take place in London next month, have been hailed as an opportunity to honour injured servicemen and women. ...read
DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Defection that is a wake-up call to PM
While David Cameron was gently ‘chillaxing’ on his summer holiday, we now know that his Ukip counterpart Nigel Farage was very busy indeed. ...read
RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Those Blair letters in full... Dear Pol Pot, Love Kettle
Tony Blair has earned millions advising the president of Kazakhstan on public relations after police shot protesters, here are imagine letters between Blair and other dubious world figures. ...read
The maverick mutineer who had been plotting for a year and why Douglas Carswell's defection is 'biggest political surprise for years'
David Cameron was at Chequers preparing for a difficult trip to defend the Union in Scotland when the bombshell dropped. ...read
EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Farage angered UKIP will not be invited to cenotaph on Remembrance Day
UKIP leader Nigel Farage also feels annoyed that his party and supporters are not invited to the First or Second World war ceremonies, or to nominate life peers. ...read
Roy Hodgson has still not explained to The FA what went wrong with England at the World Cup
CHARLES SALE: England manager Roy Hodgson named his squad for the start of the Euro 2016 qualifiers but has yet to explain to his employers why the World Cup campaign went so wrong. ...read
Eight more Tories 'in Ukip talks': After rebel Tory MP's shock defection, party's millionaire donor said to have wined and dined other Conservatives
After the shock defection of Douglas Carswell yesterday in protest at David Cameron's stance on immigration and Europe, a source told the Daily Mail that the threat of a mutiny went far beyond just one MP. ...read
Champions League draw is a tedious and bent travesty that rewards the mediocre old-guard instead of domestic champions
MARTIN SAMUEL: So here comes another one, just like the other one. The best team in England have the toughest Champions League draw. Again. ...read
Manchester United are not much worse than unbeaten Arsenal on current form
JEFF POWELL: Manchester United are in a hiatus of transition and will continue to be so while the latest boss, Louis van Gaal, struggles to correct this listing juggernaut. ...read
RUTH SUNDERLAND: British businesses face political uncertainty due to independence referendum and question of UK's relationship with EU
Britons north and south of the border are facing big decisions about the future of our nations, that will have consequences lasting for decades. ...read
Arsenal move for Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis, Norwich bid for Ignasi Miqel and Emile Heskey turns down Carlisle
TRANSFER NEWS COLUMN: Arsenal have made a £12m move for Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis Papastathopoulos and are closing in on a deal for PSG's Adrien Rabiot. ...read
Wayne Rooney as England captain won't win many votes - Three Lions need a Tony Adams or a John Terry as leader
MARTIN SAMUEL - THE DEBATE: I explained why it was right to care about the England armband and started another debate - mostly about Wayne Rooney. It was lively one... enjoy. ...read
SIMON LAMBERT: Building your own home can beat high house prices, so let's make it easier to find somewhere to do it
‘Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.’ The only problem is that if you're looking to buy any of it to build your own home on then you’ll find it heavy going. ...read
A.N. WILSON: What the Dickens is wrong with teaching children to love ENGLISH novels?
The Secretary of State for Education has come up with a revolutionary idea. An idea so revolutionary, in fact, that it has provoked ‘fury’, ‘outrage’ and ‘dismay’ among educationalists. ...read
ALEX BRUMMER: Troubled Euroland stumbles towards economic precipice again
The difficulty is that Brussels - and, to a lesser extent, the European Central Bank - has never fully recognised the scale of the crisis that hit the global economy. ...read
ALEX BRUMMER: Troubled Euroland stumbles towards economic precipice again
The difficulty is that Brussels - and, to a lesser extent, the European Central Bank - has never fully recognised the scale of the crisis that hit the global economy. ...read
PLATELL'S PEOPLE: Cliff doesn't deserve this lurid trial by television
These days, especially if you’re a celebrity, the ancient legal principle of innocent until proven guilty can evaporate in minutes — along with your reputation. ...read
The maverick mutineer who had been plotting for a year and why Douglas Carswell's defection is 'biggest political surprise for years'
David Cameron was at Chequers preparing for a difficult trip to defend the Union in Scotland when the bombshell dropped. ...read
The maverick mutineer who had been plotting for a year and why Douglas Carswell's defection is 'biggest political surprise for years'
David Cameron was at Chequers preparing for a difficult trip to defend the Union in Scotland when the bombshell dropped. ...read
DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Defection that is a wake-up call to PM
While David Cameron was gently ‘chillaxing’ on his summer holiday, we now know that his Ukip counterpart Nigel Farage was very busy indeed. ...read
DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Defection that is a wake-up call to PM
While David Cameron was gently ‘chillaxing’ on his summer holiday, we now know that his Ukip counterpart Nigel Farage was very busy indeed. ...read
EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Farage angered UKIP will not be invited to cenotaph on Remembrance Day
UKIP leader Nigel Farage also feels annoyed that his party and supporters are not invited to the First or Second World war ceremonies, or to nominate life peers. ...read
EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Farage angered UKIP will not be invited to cenotaph on Remembrance Day
UKIP leader Nigel Farage also feels annoyed that his party and supporters are not invited to the First or Second World war ceremonies, or to nominate life peers. ...read
The spycatcher of Fleet Street whose scoops spooked PMs: How Chapman Pincher, who has died aged 100, bagged some of the greatest exclusives of the century
He was admired, he was feared, and most of all among an extraordinary range of contacts in the highest echelons of government, he was trusted, writes GEOFFREY LEVY. ...read
How to sail around the world with your hubby for 16 years without a single row: Well, apart from a VERY stormy incident with a bread board and some flying Cup-a-Soup
Clive and Jane Green, from Abergavenny, are marvelling at all the attention they've received recently — in newspapers, on national radio, an appearance on breakfast TV. ...read
How to sail around the world with your hubby for 16 years without a single row: Well, apart from a VERY stormy incident with a bread board and some flying Cup-a-Soup
Clive and Jane Green, from Abergavenny, are marvelling at all the attention they've received recently — in newspapers, on national radio, an appearance on breakfast TV. ...read
Lionel Messi will lift the 2014 World Cup for Argentina, claims Javier Zanetti
JOHN EDWARDS INTERVIEW: It is the one glaring omission from an otherwise incomparable medal haul but Lionel Messi is being backed to complete the set at last. ...read
THE MAIL ON SUNDAY COMMENT: The NHS is for those who really need it
The resources of the National Health Service are not infinite and thus we must ration its use to those who really need it and unfortunately that does not include providing a sperm bank for lesbians. ...read
Yes, protect the innocent. But we mustn't be drawn into another war we cannot win, writes MAX HASTINGS
The West faces intense pressure to take military action in Iraq to stop further onslaughts by Muslim jihadis — yet also deep public scepticism about the prospect of another war in the region. ...read
Rise up against the tyranny of the safety Nazis: Persecuted people of Britain! You've had your lives ruined by petty, nonsensical 'safety' rules. Now a brilliant new book explodes the myths
TRACEY BROWN AND MICHAEL HANLON looks at the way in which the seemingly unanswerable interests of ‘safety and security’ are being used and abused. ...read
PETER McKAY: Ban jihadis? The human rights crowd won't like it
The Government faces not only ruthless jihadists. It has publicly funded human rights lawyers trying to trip it up at every turn. Many will welcome some of the ideas articulated yesterday. ...read
Someone rescue me from this hopelessly dull desert island! QUENTIN LETTS reviews Pitcairn
Pitcairn, a new play by Richard Bean, sketches the struggles for power and sexual supremacy among the British mutineers who landed there in the 1700s. ...read
Someone rescue me from this hopelessly dull desert island! QUENTIN LETTS reviews Pitcairn
Pitcairn, a new play by Richard Bean, sketches the struggles for power and sexual supremacy among the British mutineers who landed there in the 1700s. ...read
I grabbed the Queen by the hips - and drop kicked her mum's corgi! Meet the hilariously indiscreet painter who's captured three queens - and now wants to paint Kate in a short skirt
Artist Howard Morgan painted the Queen Mother, despite accidentally kicking one of her corgis into the air, as well as the Queen and Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. ...read
RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Those Blair letters in full... Dear Pol Pot, Love Kettle
Tony Blair has earned millions advising the president of Kazakhstan on public relations after police shot protesters, here are imagine letters between Blair and other dubious world figures. ...read
RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Those Blair letters in full... Dear Pol Pot, Love Kettle
Tony Blair has earned millions advising the president of Kazakhstan on public relations after police shot protesters, here are imagine letters between Blair and other dubious world figures. ...read
Amateurish, eccentric and so very British: Was the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony a turning point in the tone and direction of the great Scottish independence debate, asks ROBERT HARDMAN
As the ceremony grew on us, so did the feeling that we were not just watching Glasgow en fête. We were actually seeing a celebration of something — dare one say it — terribly British. ...read
SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: From swim starlet to IMF queen
It was a watershed moment for IMF chief Christine Lagarde on Wednesday, after she revealed she is being questioned over her handling of €400 million award to Bernard Tapie. ...read
SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: From swim starlet to IMF queen
It was a watershed moment for IMF chief Christine Lagarde on Wednesday, after she revealed she is being questioned over her handling of €400 million award to Bernard Tapie. ...read
STEPHEN GLOVER: Boris may scare Dave but he's also his best hope of seeing off Farage
Deep down, Mr Cameron is wary of his old friend, but the Prime Minister should realise just how potent a weapon his rival could be, writes STEPHEN GLOVER. ...read
STEPHEN GLOVER: Boris may scare Dave but he's also his best hope of seeing off Farage
Deep down, Mr Cameron is wary of his old friend, but the Prime Minister should realise just how potent a weapon his rival could be, writes STEPHEN GLOVER. ...read
Clearing a blocked sink at 1am in a beer can strewn kitchen, I don't feel one of the hated elite, writes TOM UTLEY
The other night I arrived home late, exhausted after ten hours at the office, to find my wife had gone to bed, the dog had been copiously sick on the kitchen floor and the sink was blocked, yet again. ...read
Clearing a blocked sink at 1am in a beer can strewn kitchen, I don't feel one of the hated elite, writes TOM UTLEY
The other night I arrived home late, exhausted after ten hours at the office, to find my wife had gone to bed, the dog had been copiously sick on the kitchen floor and the sink was blocked, yet again. ...read
Mario Balotelli is a liability in difficult times as he showed at Manchester City and Milan... Brendan Rodgers better hope he's a reformed character at Liverpool
ADRIAN DURHAM: You have to admire Brendan Rodgers. Not only is he trying to improve Liverpool without Luis Suarez, he has set himself another challenge by signing Mario Balotelli. ...read
Mario Balotelli is a liability in difficult times as he showed at Manchester City and Milan... Brendan Rodgers better hope he's a reformed character at Liverpool
ADRIAN DURHAM: You have to admire Brendan Rodgers. Not only is he trying to improve Liverpool without Luis Suarez, he has set himself another challenge by signing Mario Balotelli. ...read
Ben Kay's big moments from the game: Care's stunning start blew Wales away, Gatland's men couldn't catch up
Danny Care showed confidence and cheek to get the first try, catching Wales off guard when back pedalling in defence. His buzz is infectious. Long may it last. ...read
Brad Gilbert's lowdown on the men's top seeds challenging for Wimbledon glory
Andy Murray's former coach Brad Gilbert tells you all you need to know on the top men's seeds at this year's Wimbledon Championships. ...read
Roy Hodgson has still not explained to The FA what went wrong with England at the World Cup
CHARLES SALE: England manager Roy Hodgson named his squad for the start of the Euro 2016 qualifiers but has yet to explain to his employers why the World Cup campaign went so wrong. ...read
Roy Hodgson has still not explained to The FA what went wrong with England at the World Cup
CHARLES SALE: England manager Roy Hodgson named his squad for the start of the Euro 2016 qualifiers but has yet to explain to his employers why the World Cup campaign went so wrong. ...read
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says he's finished his summer spending as he vows to let the youngsters have their chance
After signing Cesc Fabregas, Diego Costa and Felipe Luis Jose Mourinho says there will be no more additions this summer as he insists he will give his U-21 stars a chance to get into the team and develop. ...read
Owen Farrell and Billy Vunipola cleared to join England's tour of New Zealand
England have cleared Owen Farrell and Billy Vunipola to fly out to New Zealand, despite the two Saracens players limping off during Saturday’s Aviva Premiership final. ...read
Gus Poyet confident of signing Fabio Borini for £14million, with Sunderland boss willing to fly Liverpool forward back from America
Sunderland manager Gus Poyet is still confident he will land Fabio Borini in a £14million deal, despite the striker boarding the flight to Liverpool's tour to the States. ...read
BUMBLE AT THE TEST: MS Dhoni's Test career may now be over and Stuart Broad's knock to the face worked in his favour
BUMBLE AT THE TEST: MS Dhoni may now have to call time on his Test career after India's defeat against England while Stuart Broad's knock may have worked in his favour. ...read
Rory McIlroy playing as well as Tiger Woods in his prime as he sets sights on more Major success at US PGA Championship
DEREK LAWRENSON: Rory McIlroy allowed himself a two-day celebration after winning The Open at Hoylake. After winning his first World Golf Championship title on Sunday, it was more like two hours. ...read
Steven Gerrard opens up about 'worst three months of his life' as Liverpool captain reflects on Chelsea slip and England failure
DOMINIC KING IN NEW YORK: Few people in football speak with such searing honesty as Gerrard and, after what the Liverpool captain readily describes as the worst three months of his life, it is a cathartic experience. ...read
Kell Brook fighting Amir Khan at Wembley would be as big as Froch-Groves... then he could have a shot at Floyd Mayweather
EDDIE HEARN: Kell Brook came of age in that ring against Shawn Porter and great things lie in wait for him, including Amir Khan. I am looking at next spring or summer in a fight, maybe at Wembley. ...read
GEORGE NORTH: Defeat to England hurt like hell but some of the criticism aimed at Gatland is nonsense
GEORGE NORTH: It is a dark place when you wake up the day after a defeat like that at Twickenham and you’re as sore as hell. We speak about showing character and you have to find a way to build yourself back up ...read
Luis Suarez, James Rodriguez and Toni Kroos show the lure of La Liga is simply proving too strong for world stars to ignore
The decent thing for the Spanish league to do would be crafting a medal and a trophy for the club which finishes fourth next May. ...read
GRAHAM POLL: Ashley Young's latest dive won't help his reputation... Fortunately the Manchester United midfielder's flop didn't fool referee Martin Atkinson
GRAHAM POLL: Ashley Young has history for diving and the way he fell to try and win a penalty against Sunderland at the Stadium of Light won’t help rebuild the midfielder's reputation. ...read
Everton striker Chris Long could force his way into Roberto Martinez's plans as Spaniard gives youth a chance
Roberto Martinez has been left scratching his head by Everton's pre-season form but one shining ray of light has been the emergence of 19-year-old striker Chris Long. ...read
Mario Balotelli is a bargain at £16m if Italy's No 1 striker doesn't harm Liverpool's team spirit
JAMIE CARRAGHER: So Mario Balotelli is on the brink of joining Liverpool. £16million for a 24-year-old who is Italy’s No 1 striker looks a great deal. ...read
Stevan Jovetic could be a second season sensation for Man City after two goals and a fine performance against Liverpool
JAMIE: REDKNAPP: Some players arrive like a whirlwind and then can’t follow it up in the second season. Stevan Jovetic took a season to bed in, but is now ready to make his impact. ...read
Stevan Jovetic could be a second season sensation for Man City after two goals and a fine performance against Liverpool
JAMIE: REDKNAPP: Some players arrive like a whirlwind and then can’t follow it up in the second season. Stevan Jovetic took a season to bed in, but is now ready to make his impact. ...read
Manchester United are not much worse than unbeaten Arsenal on current form
JEFF POWELL: Manchester United are in a hiatus of transition and will continue to be so while the latest boss, Louis van Gaal, struggles to correct this listing juggernaut. ...read
Tyson Fury determined to find new opponent for Saturday after opponent Dereck Chisora pulls out of fight
Tyson Fury is seeking a Saturday night replacement for Dereck Chisora so he can still have his second heavyweight fight in 15 months. ...read
Manchester United are not much worse than unbeaten Arsenal on current form
JEFF POWELL: Manchester United are in a hiatus of transition and will continue to be so while the latest boss, Louis van Gaal, struggles to correct this listing juggernaut. ...read
Germany 1-0 France PLAYER RATINGS: Veterans Bastian Schweinsteiger and Philipp Lahm prove solid as Joachim Low's men earn place in World Cup semi-final
Germany saw off France in a dramatic World Cup quarter-final to book their place in the final four. ...read
JOHNNY NELSON: George Groves and Carl Froch are like two lovers... all they can think about is the other - they consume each other's lives
I’ve never really given George Groves the credit he deserves. I didn’t before he fought James DeGale and when you look at the development of both fighters since then, Groves has come on tenfold in terms of his confidence and self-belief. When he boxed Carl Froch last year, I thought he had no chance but he shocked everybody. ...read
Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton's Mercedes feud is set to reach breaking point after Belgian Grand Prix crash... Don't be surprised to see Brit heading for the exit
JONATHAN MCEVOY: Nico Rosberg has denied Lewis Hamilton’s accusation that he had bragged about deliberately crashing into him at the Belgian Grand Prix. ...read
Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton's Mercedes feud is set to reach breaking point after Belgian Grand Prix crash... Don't be surprised to see Brit heading for the exit
JONATHAN MCEVOY: Nico Rosberg has denied Lewis Hamilton’s accusation that he had bragged about deliberately crashing into him at the Belgian Grand Prix. ...read
Stuart Pearce is used to surviving after days in the Scottish wilderness... now 'Psycho' is gearing up for the challenge of guiding Nottingham Forest to promotion
EXCLUSIVE: Having taken charge of Nottingham Forest this summer, Stuart Pearce admits there is a great deal of expectation at the City Ground. ...read
Alastair Cook proved us wrong and went from zero to hero as England beat India... but Virat Kohli went the other way!
The season isn’t over yet, though the summer may well be. Which is why it feels like an appropriate moment to hand out 10 gongs - ladies and gents, we give you the Top Spins... ...read
Stoute's bad week could have fairytale ending if Telescope lands King George
A week Sir Michael Stoute will probably want to forget might end with a reminder why the 10-time champion Newmarket trainer is held in such high esteem. ...read
EDGE OF THE BOX: Match of the Day's 50th anniversary sees BBC pundits out to make a statement following stalwart Alan Hansen's departure
MARK WEBSTER: I wonder if Rio Ferdinand was true to his word at 10.30 on Saturday night? ...read
Martin Allen reflects on another mad pre-season at Barnet, Mark Robins' departure, Nottingham Forest's sale of Jamaal Lascelles and the crisis at Blackpool
Martin 'Mad Dog' Allen returns with the latest installment of his column for MailOnline Sport and the Barnet boss does not hold back on the big issues. ...read
Richard Schaefer leaves Golden Boy promotions after 14 years as CEO
MARTIN DOMIN: Richard Schaefer has announced his decision to leave the world’s biggest boxing promotional company, Golden Boy. ...read
MARTIN KEOWN: Louis van Gaal needs to get his nose out of his notebook and roll up his sleeves... things do not look good on the pitch for Manchester United
Louis van Gaal is an avid student of the game, but he needs to get his nose out of his leather notebook and roll up his sleeves. ...read
MARTIN KEOWN: Louis van Gaal needs to get his nose out of his notebook and roll up his sleeves... things do not look good on the pitch for Manchester United
Louis van Gaal is an avid student of the game, but he needs to get his nose out of his leather notebook and roll up his sleeves. ...read
MARTIN KEOWN: It is time for Petr Cech to leave Chelsea as Jose Mourinho has left him with no way back
The single most important thing for any player is to be a first-team regular. Above winning trophies or gaining individual accolades, you want to be playing football. ...read
Wayne Rooney as England captain won't win many votes - Three Lions need a Tony Adams or a John Terry as leader
MARTIN SAMUEL - THE DEBATE: I explained why it was right to care about the England armband and started another debate - mostly about Wayne Rooney. It was lively one... enjoy. ...read
Wayne Rooney as England captain won't win many votes - Three Lions need a Tony Adams or a John Terry as leader
MARTIN SAMUEL - THE DEBATE: I explained why it was right to care about the England armband and started another debate - mostly about Wayne Rooney. It was lively one... enjoy. ...read
Champions League draw is a tedious and bent travesty that rewards the mediocre old-guard instead of domestic champions
MARTIN SAMUEL: So here comes another one, just like the other one. The best team in England have the toughest Champions League draw. Again. ...read
Champions League draw is a tedious and bent travesty that rewards the mediocre old-guard instead of domestic champions
MARTIN SAMUEL: So here comes another one, just like the other one. The best team in England have the toughest Champions League draw. Again. ...read
Javier Mascherano calls for improvement after Argentina set up Belgium tie in World Cup last eight by edging past Switzerland
After a difficult encounter with Switzerland, Javier Mascherano does not deny that Argentina need to improve if they are going to progress beyond their quarter-final encounter with Belgium. ...read
Andy Murray is moving in one direction as Wimbledon hero feeds off his star treatment
MIKE DICKSON: Andy Murray knew things had changed a week ago when he walked out on Centre Court to the kind of pop star reception not witnessed since the exceptional days of the London 2012 tennis event. ...read
NASSER HUSSAIN'S RATINGS: James Anderson and Gary Ballance stole the show against India at The Oval
NASSER HUSSAIN: James Anderson and Gary Ballance were on top of their game for England in their side's comfortable win against India at The Oval. ...read
Mauricio Pochettino has brought the swagger back to Tottenham... and is even getting the best out of Erik Lamela
NEIL ASHTON: Life at Tottenham is good for for new manager Mauricio Pochettino, with two impressive victories in his opening two matches in the Barclays Premier League. ...read
Commonwealth Games 2014: Dazzling, daring and plenty of tears... Sportsmail's experts give their verdicts
Sportsmail's experts give their verdicts on the Commonwealth Games including their favourite memeory from the event and their Brit to watch in Rio. ...read
NICO ROSBERG COLUMN: I've had four weeks off to refresh my batteries (and hunt down the world's best pizza)... but now I am in full-on attack mode to win the F1 title
It’s been almost four weeks since the last race in Hungary and during the summer break I have been able to reflect on the season so far. ...read
Alan Pardew's soap opera at Newcastle United can never have a happy ending as fans' patience with capricious manager wears ever thinner
PATRICK COLLINS: Alan Pardew is always full of surprises but the endlessly capricious manager may never win back support of the Newcastle United faithful. ...read
Gary Ballance is the new Jonathan Trott (you can put your shirt on him), Jimmy Anderson is truly the king of swing... and Alastair Cook has had the last laugh
PAUL NEWMAN: In the final column of the season, the World of Cricket hands out its annual awards for the good, the bad and the ridiculous... ...read
James Rodriguez to sign for Real Madrid in £60m deal with World Cup Golden Boot winner's arrival sparking Premier League rush for La Liga giant's stars
The star of the 2014 World Cup, James Rodriguez, will sign for Real Madrid this Wednesday for £60million in a transfer that will push several players towards the Premier League. ...read
The essential Grand National guide: Scudamore's lowdown on all the runners and riders for Aintree
On the biggest day in the horseracing calendar, Sportsmail's expert analyst Peter Scudamore - an eight-time champion jockey - marks your card for the Aintree showpiece... ...read
Susie Wolff 'massively disappointed' after lasting only four laps on full F1 debut
Susie Wolff has expressed her disappointment at completing only four laps on her full Formula One debut. ...read
James Rodriguez's volley, Arturo Vidal's crazy hair and Danny Murphy's jumper... it's time for Rio Ferdinand's World Cup awards!
James Rodriguez's superb volley, Arturo Vidal's crazy hair and Danny Murphy's jumper have been just a few of the stand-out moments of the 2014 World Cup, but what else? ...read
Harry Brown: Playing for Amiab Albacete in Spain has been awesome and I can't wait to take part in World Championships
ROAD TO RIO 2016: I’ve just finished my first year playing abroad. I left Sheffield Steelers to join Amiab Albacete in Spain and it was awesome! The basketball is totally different and, because it’s a semi-professional league, you are there just to play. ...read
Angel Di Maria joining Manchester United will push Danny Welbeck towards Tottenham or Arsenal
Manchester United forward Danny Welbeck is set to reluctantly leave Old Trafford if the club complete a deal for Angel Di Maria this week. ...read
Arsenal move for Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis, Norwich bid for Ignasi Miqel and Emile Heskey turns down Carlisle
TRANSFER NEWS COLUMN: Arsenal have made a £12m move for Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis Papastathopoulos and are closing in on a deal for PSG's Adrien Rabiot. ...read
Arsenal move for Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis, Norwich bid for Ignasi Miqel and Emile Heskey turns down Carlisle
TRANSFER NEWS COLUMN: Arsenal have made a £12m move for Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis Papastathopoulos and are closing in on a deal for PSG's Adrien Rabiot. ...read
Sam Turner's tips: All the best bets for Saturday 16 and Sunday 17 August
Ten course winners line up for today’s William Hill Great St Wilfrid but few have stronger claims than the admirable SPINATRIX (Ripon, nb, 3.30). ...read
SIR CLIVE WOODWARD: Forget Alastair Cook, it's time for archaic cricket to take power off the captain
We are having the wrong debate! All the talk is about Alastair Cook and the England captaincy when what we should be urgently discussing is the England coaching job. The role and responsibility of Peter Moores needs to be massively increased while the role and identity of the England cricket captain is a lesser issue. ...read
STEVEN GERRARD: I just had to send a chilling message to my 'roofer' pal Craig Noone
The ice-bucket challenge has been making more headlines and, as someone who found themselves nominated to do it, I can confirm it is not something you would want to do twice. ...read
STUART BROAD: Let's skittle India and give Alastair Cook a reason to smile
A lot of people would love to see Alastair Cook 100 not out at the close on Sunday with England having won this Test match. ...read
LEON OSMAN: Why I was genuinely astonished to get my first booking for diving... and Moyes has my sympathy after manner of Man United sacking
THE FOOTBALLERS' FOOTBALL COLUMN: Leon Osman returns for his latest Footballers' Football Column and discusses diving, David Moyes, his testimonial year and the freak incident in which he nearly lost his eye. ...read
How Eugenie Bouchard came to soar up the rankings and become a Wimbledon finalist after falling out with Laura Robson
Eugenie Bouchard may be as much the queen of the selfie as she is fast becoming the queen of women's circuit, but don't be fooled, this Canadian Wimbledon finalist is an utterly ruthless competitor. ...read
BAZ BAMIGBOYE: So what's new, Pussycat Nicole? Scherzinger singled out as the purrfect star to play a glamourpuss in Cats revival
I can reveal that Ms Scherzinger is in early discussions about playing Grizabella The Glamour Cat in the revival of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Cats. ...read
In search of William and Kate: A tour of New Zealand in royal footsteps (including a return to tragic earthquake-hit Christchurch)
New Zealand was the scene of one of the most successful royal tours of recent years when William and Kate went Down Under in April. Katie Nicholl follows their route - to Queenstown and troubled Christchurch. ...read
BEL MOONEY: I just can't shake this longing for my cheating ex-husband
This week BEL MOONEY helps a woman who can't stop thinking about her cheating ex-husband despite the fear it will destroy her new relationship with a wonderful new man. ...read
How can a nation of foodies feed its patients such slop? The quality of meals being served in NHS hospitals is shocking, but not surprising, writes JAN MOIR
Patients across the UK have this week launched an organic — unlike the food — attack on meals available in NHS hospitals, writes JAN MOIR. ...read
How can a nation of foodies feed its patients such slop? The quality of meals being served in NHS hospitals is shocking, but not surprising, writes JAN MOIR
Patients across the UK have this week launched an organic — unlike the food — attack on meals available in NHS hospitals, writes JAN MOIR. ...read
As Posh claims even her frocks have been on an 'odyssey', JANET STREET-PORTER says: Spare me all the vacuous celebrity 'journeys'
Should ever a word sum up our self-centred culture, it’s ‘journey’, says Janet. Let us ban the loathsome J-word used so often by celebs like Miley, Posh and Pippa ...read
LIZ JONES: Forced fed snooty culture... and dodgy Victoria sponge
At an open-air Romeo And Juliet at Kiplin Hall in North Yorkshire, I turned up with an M&S salad, a bottle of pop and not even a blanket, only to be struck down by picnic envy. ...read
LORRAINE CANDY: Don't howl sisters - but I let my husband control ALL my finances
In almost every other area of family life, I am a control-freak, but how we spend what we earn is not my responsibility. ...read
I'm so lucky to be here. But there'll always be anger that the doctors missed my cancer: As he's rushed back to hospital, dying cancer boy whose appeal raised £3.2m reveals the blunders that haunt him
Stephen Sutton (pictured and with his mother Jane inset) doesn’t believe in miracles. Or at least, he didn’t. ‘I am so lucky and so fortunate to be here,' he tells REBECCA HARDY. ...read
Rowan Pelling's sex column: Should I meet with my old love?
A wife contemplates whether it is worth risking her marriage by meeting up with an old flame. ROWAN PELLING weighs up the pros and cons. ...read
Ask Dr Ellie: Material girl Madonna plays it safe on the beach
Madonna lived up to her Material Girl nickname after she was pictured on a beach in Ibiza in a rashie, a long-sleeved Lycra top favoured by surfers. ...read
ASK THE DOCTOR: Why am I laid so low by my grandson's sniffles?
Dr Martin Scurr explains why symptoms of a cold can be much more severe in older patients. ...read
As we prepare for pension freedom, Australia mulls ditching it and copying much-maligned British-style annuities
An independent report suggests that pension holders Down Under should be forced to use some or all of their pension pots to buy a guaranteed income in retirement. ...read
Slimline Aga for city living: Manufacturer unveils 60cm version of its cast-iron cooker to fit in small urban kitchens - and it's a snip at £5,000
The Aga City60, promoted by model Daisy Lowe, is 60cm wide - which means it will fit into a standard kitchen cabinet space - and costs £4,995. ...read
DOGBERRY: Which chief executive should set a better Standard and ditch the euphemisms?
Constable Dogberry in Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing mangles every word he utters – and so do many business leaders. ...read
ED MONK: Grown up customer service still tops current account bells and whistles - and why Sky really is the limit
Recent experience reminded me the theoretical gains from bank's premium account offer do not always outweigh the less flashy selling points, like customer service. ...read
Want to cut the cost of your big day by £12k? Move it overseas! Where to book a dream wedding for less and how to avoid a budget-breaking nightmare
The average UK wedding carries a whopping £20,000 price tag. But savvy planners could cut a whopping £12,000 off the bill by moving their big day abroad. ...read
JAMES CONEY: Is HMRC up to the job of giving pensioners the details they need on the tax they’ll pay on their nest eggs?
There was much concern that the new freedoms would lead to splurging their savings on a Lamborghini, we should be more concerned about tax. ...read
Bank of America hit with record £10billion fine over toxic mortgage debt mis-selling
Attorney General Eric Holder said the banking giant and subsidiaries Merrill Lynch and Countrywide had committed 'fraud' against the US people. ...read
Bank of America hit with record £10billion fine over toxic mortgage debt mis-selling
Attorney General Eric Holder said the banking giant and subsidiaries Merrill Lynch and Countrywide had committed 'fraud' against the US people. ...read
JEFF PRESTRIDGE: How to survive the bonfire of the Barclays cash Isas - flee to providers with better rates
From Bonfire Night (how appropriate) 1.6million of its customers will see the interest they receive from their cash Isa reduced as the bank consolidates its products. ...read
MARKET REPORT: Halfords punctured by broker downgrade for European retailers
After a recent strong run helped by interest in the Tour de France’s visit to Britain, some cautious broker comment caused the chain to come off for bicycle and car parts retailer Halfords. ...read
LEE BOYCE: Using Airbnb instead of hotel in Australia was a disaster - but it won't deter us from using it again
On a visit to Australia last year, my girlfriend and I chose to book a room staying with strangers in Melbourne. What transpired was a less than comfortable stay. ...read
Would you move your mortgage for £1,000? Lloyds offers new big incentive for remortgages and first-time buyers
Lloyds is offering £1,000 cashback on remortgages or up to £700 for first-time buyers, but you will need a sizeable deposit and to take out its current account. ...read
Money Morals: Is a Lidl store's ten minute free parking with a £90 fine if you overstay and don't buy anything fair?
Anyone who doesn't buy something in the shop gets hit with a £90 fine if they stray over. Is this fair? Have your say in out latest Money Moral. ...read
RACHEL RICKARD STRAUS: I admit it - I paid £8 to jump the queue for tickets to see Cumberbatch as Hamlet - but it only goes to show why ticketing sites are madness
I was 6,000th in the queue until people started saying on Twitter there was a way to book tickets in minutes. All I had to do was cough up a £4 per ticket 'admin fee'. ...read
Why are communications companies impossible to communicate with? My Warning for TalkTalk customers thinking of 'upgrading' to its Essentials TV package
TalkTalk offers an attractive TV package that's easy to install but you could find yourself en route to its famous customer service black hole ...read
Blow to drivers as AA warns whiplash law will push up the price of insurance premiums
Insurers started to cut prices after the Government unveiled measures to reduce fraudulent whiplash claims but premium falls may rise again unless tougher measures are brought in. ...read
SAM DUNN: Insurers must stop making it as difficult as possible for ill customers to make a genuine claim
Insurers should look at every such case as a whole - not pin their rulings on isolated statements from customers that suit their refusal to pay out. ...read
SAM DUNN: Insurers must stop making it as difficult as possible for ill customers to make a genuine claim
Insurers should look at every such case as a whole - not pin their rulings on isolated statements from customers that suit their refusal to pay out. ...read
SIMON LAMBERT: Building your own home can beat high house prices, so let's make it easier to find somewhere to do it
‘Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.’ The only problem is that if you're looking to buy any of it to build your own home on then you’ll find it heavy going. ...read
SIMON LAMBERT: Building your own home can beat high house prices, so let's make it easier to find somewhere to do it
‘Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.’ The only problem is that if you're looking to buy any of it to build your own home on then you’ll find it heavy going. ...read
SIMON WATKINS: Interest rate rises will wreak havoc as too few households are planning for a hike in mortgage costs
My view is that rate rises now or in the near future could be extremely damaging. Too few households are planning for a rise in the cost of their mortgage. ...read
Savers handed new tax-efficient way to get at their pension pots as officials flesh out upcoming retirement freedoms
People in work pensions are to be given a new tax-efficient option to take lump sums out of their savings pots when they wish as they approach retirement. ...read
'The taxman gave me a £783 rebate: now HMRC is demanding that I pay it back PLUS interest'
I was delighted when last year HMRC awarded me a rebate for overpaying tax worth £783, but now it says I need to repay the cash plus £20 interest. ...read
'The taxman gave me a £783 rebate: now HMRC is demanding that I pay it back PLUS interest'
I was delighted when last year HMRC awarded me a rebate for overpaying tax worth £783, but now it says I need to repay the cash plus £20 interest. ...read
TONY HETHERINGTON: 'Mint' left our coin gift short after it sold us LIV and ERP but not the OOL
We wanted coins that should spell Liverpool, but while the first two arrived and we paid for them, the third coin never did. ...read
TONY HETHERINGTON: 'Mint' left our coin gift short after it sold us LIV and ERP but not the OOL
We wanted coins that should spell Liverpool, but while the first two arrived and we paid for them, the third coin never did. ...read
Customers due compensation for mis-sold card protection must act now as they have two weeks left to file claims averaging £188
Seven million people targeted with these policies were sent compensation claims forms in February by their bank or credit card company. But many have yet to respond. ...read
BLACK DOG: Joan adored the Commons feeling
Lib Dem ladies who claim to have been unwilling recipients of Lord Rennard’s attentions are clearly disinclined to follow the example of the late Labour MP Joan Lestor (pictured). ...read
JAMES FORSYTH: Darling's ultimate TV test... save the Union in two hours
Is the Scottish-born, educated and MP for an Edinburgh constituency too English to debate the future of the Union with Alex Salmond? And who is Cameron's digital queen? ...read
LIZ JONES: Starving, broke, afraid... oh, the joys of being a student
For the first time in 32 years, the A-level pass rate has dropped. But thanks to Government intervention, the number of university places has soared to a record high, writes LIZ JONES. ...read
PETER HITCHENS: A young mother condemned to die by trendy, stupid politics
Peter Hitchens is 'enraged' by the murder of 24-year-old mother Sabrina Moss and comments that she had been 'in the wrong place at the wrong time'. She was killed on Kilburn High Road, London. ...read
Seduced by Sorrento: PETRONELLA WYATT ends up in a legendary singer’s bed as she’s swept away by the passion and history of the Amalfi Coast
Forget Positano, so passé with its itinerant, well-heeled tourists, or Ravello and its busloads of day-trippers. Here the past, present and future meet. ...read
RACHEL JOHNSON: The Celebrities' ice bucket challenge? It's left me cold
Rachel Johnson says the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has gone too far and is more about celebrities raising their own profile rather than awareness for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. ...read
Beauty buzz: Meet Charlotte Rampling - a Nars brand ambassador at 68, plus ever wondered how models get that glow?
Bella Blissett lifts the lid on the big stories in the world of beauty. ...read
Beauty Bible beauty clinic: I'm allergic to SPF - how can I protect my skin?
I am allergic to the sun protection factor (SPF) in the many mainstream skincare and cosmetic products I have tried. Can you help? ...read
Liz Jones's Diary: In which news breaks of my possible bankruptcy
When news reaches David of Liz's possible bankruptcy he offers his support ...read
Mimi Spencer's fabulous 5:2 beach diet: Super-simple fridge gazpacho
As fine a summer soup as you could imagine. It matters that the tomatoes are ripe and flavourful. It matters that you eat this fresh from the fridge. After that, nothing else matters at all. ...read
Horoscopes: This might be your perfect week, Leo
Horoscopes by Sally Brompton ...read
Health Notes: Cold sores and your new foodie one stop shop
Sarah Stacey's round up of what you must buy and must try in the world of health this week ...read
Our relationship expert Zelda West-Meads answers your questions
Her weight loss is worrying; why is she ignoring me?, and I cheated on him with his best friend ...read
CHRIS DEERIN: Cigarettes, booze, sugar... next they will ban brightly coloured socks
The politicians have already come for our fags and booze, now they’re glowering at our burgers and Coke, then there will be something else, writes CHRIS DEERIN. ...read
DOMINIC LAWSON: Revolting texts are a depressing reminder of the loutishness of our 'national game'
If we needed reminding of the brutish nature of football, it has been achieved by the text messages between Malky Mackay (right) and Iain Moody (left). ...read
Another boat packed with migrants heads for Europe as it's revealed Britain's population has grown by 5million in 12 years: This human tide will be the crisis of the century, warns DOMINIC SANDBROOK
In the past few decades, bitter rows about the benefits, costs and consequences of immigration have become part of the fabric of British public life. ...read
A living bereavement: When ESTHER RANTZEN spoke up for couples denied access to their grandchildren, she triggered a flood of heart rending stories revealing the agony of family breakdown's forgotten victims
Being told she could never her toddler grandson again, would leave Esther heartbroken. Yet Jane and Mark Jackson (pictured) have not seen their granddaughter for seven years. ...read
The pretty perfection of Palm Springs: Charlize, Sinatra and the timeless sophistication of California's desert classic
It is the corner of California that has long lured the stars - from aces of the tennis court to cinematic greats. Glenys Roberts finds a car and goes east to Palm Springs. ...read
Revealed: The revolutionary rub-on hormone gel that can banish depression and transform the lives of countless women
'My best friend Chloe tried to kill herself twice. Another suicide attempt and two admissions to the Priory later, she is fine,' writes HARRIET SERGEANT. ...read
Greece, glorious Greece: Finding family holiday heaven on Halkidiki's 'middle finger'
Sithonia, the so-called middle finger of the peninsulas which hang down from the northern Greek mainland, is an ideal place for a family break, as Jack Doyle discovers. ...read
Greece, glorious Greece: Finding family holiday heaven on Halkidiki's 'middle finger'
Sithonia, the so-called middle finger of the peninsulas which hang down from the northern Greek mainland, is an ideal place for a family break, as Jack Doyle discovers. ...read
Storm as Gove's top ally blasts 'bumbling' PM: Education Secretary embroiled in fresh row with Cabinet colleagues after right-hand man's furious attack
Dominic Cummings, pictured, was Mr Gove’s right-hand man for years until he left the Government in January and is still close to the Education Secretary. ...read
A new fiasco over Britain's open borders: 20 million people arrive or leave every year without proper checks against terror and criminal watchlists
Only 80 per cent of trips in and out of Britain are being logged by what remains of the eBorders system due to IT failures and management blunders. ...read
Doctor Who reviewed: Peter Capaldi's charisma and experience will make him one of the great Doctors. He even allowed Matt Smith a farewell cameo, by JIM SHELLEY
Peter Capaldi’s debut as The Doctor was so astute and assured it quickly confirmed that he has the type of wily charisma that makes it a role he was born to play. ...read
How the rottweiler of Radio 4 fell in love... with a peacock called Henry
A text had arrived overnight from my son Christopher, who lives in Greece, writes JOHN HUMPHRYS. It brought bad news. Henry the peacock had died. ...read
Nick's worst nightmare: After Clegg's TV debacle, a former Lib Dem spokesman warns that a Euro election wipeout could see him losing the party leadership
MARK LITTLEWOOD: Fearing a Lib Dem wipeout in next month’s European elections, the Deputy Prime Minister opted to take on Nigel Farage face-to-face. ...read
Smile that says one's on a roll! Or how how this delightfully unstuffy 88th birthday portrait by David Bailey captures the Queen's joy over her annus mirabilis
Compared to some of the more earnest portraits of Her Majesty, this new study of the monarch - released to coincide with her 88th birthday - exudes genuine mirth. ...read
RUTH SUNDERLAND: British businesses face political uncertainty due to independence referendum and question of UK's relationship with EU
Britons north and south of the border are facing big decisions about the future of our nations, that will have consequences lasting for decades. ...read
RUTH SUNDERLAND: British businesses face political uncertainty due to independence referendum and question of UK's relationship with EU
Britons north and south of the border are facing big decisions about the future of our nations, that will have consequences lasting for decades. ...read
Sarah Vine Beauty Sleuth: Hangover helpers that mean you CAN enjoy that guilty second glass
I swear by milk thistle. I take a course of it twice a year, once in the summer and once at Christmas, and I'm convinced it makes a difference. ...read
SIMON HEFFER: A wake-up call from an Essex man
When I documented the stereotype of Essex Man for the first time nearly a quarter of a century ago, I depicted someone blue in tooth and claw – a man who would sooner send his customised Ford Sierra to the crusher than vote anything other than Tory. ...read
SIMON HEFFER: A wake-up call from an Essex man
When I documented the stereotype of Essex Man for the first time nearly a quarter of a century ago, I depicted someone blue in tooth and claw – a man who would sooner send his customised Ford Sierra to the crusher than vote anything other than Tory. ...read
'I only had my daughter for eight years': Mother who lost TV executive husband and child in speedboat horror speaks about the tragedy for the first time revealing how 'perfect life was pulled from under me'
Victoria Milligan, from Wandsworth, south-west London, was enjoying a holiday in Cornwall with her husband Nick and their four children when they were all thrown overboard. ...read
Secret court jails gran who hugged her granddaughter: Pensioner sentenced to three months after disobeying order she should not see the teenager
Kathleen Danby, 72, from Orkney in Scotland was jailed for three months by the secretive Court of Protection in Birmingham, despite not being at the hearing. ...read
Watch out for the phantom snail smuggler, says CRAIG BROWN in part four of his summer quiz
CRAIG BROWN is back with the fourth part of his summer quiz and this time he turns his attention to literature. ...read
Sleep, the final frontier: Astronauts suffer serious insomnia while in space - and it could be putting their lives in danger
The Harvard study found that around 75 per cent of astronauts resorted to sleeping pills during spaceflight, raising concerns about the effect the drugs may be having on their performance. ...read
CHRIS EVANS: Jaw-dropping style and growling engine. Just a family estate? No, the Avant is one of the best cars ever
If cars ruled the world, this beast would be king. It is the most frighteningly self-assured product I’ve ever come across. ...read
CRAIG BROWN: Black masses with nude models, bickering and back stabbing... How could a chronicler of Picasso's louche period go so wrong?
In comparison, the youthful indiscretions of our own Tracey Emin and Damien Hirst are the equivalent of a half pint of lager-and-lime. ...read
OLLY SMITH: If sipping wine in the sun all day is your idea of heaven, German Riesling's the ideal low-alcohol refresher
I’m not going to pretend you can find a smashing example for a fiver, but there are delicious ones for under a tenner, and £15 will buy you the crown jewels. ...read
OLLY SMITH: If sipping wine in the sun all day is your idea of heaven, German Riesling's the ideal low-alcohol refresher
I’m not going to pretend you can find a smashing example for a fiver, but there are delicious ones for under a tenner, and £15 will buy you the crown jewels. ...read
PIERS MORGAN: 'Memo to Larry King,' I tweeted. 'Get over it you daft old goat'
He was at it again today, branding me a ‘pompous Britisher’ and mocking my supposed ratings failure. It was time to respond. ...read
The little speaker with the very big sound: Prepare to have your ears bathed in audio glory... this is the best PC speaker ever made
Denon has boldly gone back to this most hated of musical trends. Its new CEOL Carino proudly resurrects the micro, except even smaller. ...read
TOM PARKER BOWLES: My little China pearl: Surly service, strange aromas - but this is the best Cantonese in London (maybe)
The Sichuan boiled beef at Pearl Liang, deep in the bowels of the rather odd Paddington Basin, is one of the great dishes of London. ...read
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- 'Finally I can photobomb myself!': Benedict Cumberbatch puts final touches to Madame Tussauds waxwork
- FIRST LOOK: Jennifer Lawrence surveys her empire on horseback as timber magnate in new depression-era movie Serena Plays the title character
- Coolest mom ever! Courteney Cox gussies up in black camisole and trousers to treat her daughter Coco to Ed Sheeran concert Bonding night out
- FIRST LOOK: Watch out, Mollie King! Vanessa White lands modelling contract with top agency where she joins Sienna Miller on the books New role for tiny star
- Lovely in leather! Barefaced Gisele Bundchen is effortlessly chic as she jets into JFK from Brazil Just launched new lingerie line
- Where's the glam squad? Make-up free Madonna shuffles through JFK airport in slippers with children in tow Comfort over style
- Ulrika Jonsson: I am officially a 4x3 now! TV star ditches cruel 4x4 nickname as husband Brian legally adopts her eldest daughter
- Halle Berry bares her toned legs in denim cutoffs as she enjoys boat ride with her family during Hawaiian holiday But Halle Berry took a break from the glamour
- BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Watching myself is murder, says Cara She's super critical about her acting and says it freaks her out
- 'What does she know about dancing?' Ola Jordan questions ex Strictly judge Alesha Dixon's credentials as she slams bosses of her hit show
- He likes what he sees! Ice-T checks out Coco Austin's curves in blue bikini on Caribbean holiday Still fancies her after 13 years of marriage
- Does a 13-year age gap REALLY matter? Relationship expert Tracey Cox on whether 'new couple' Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are doomed
- Rumoured teen couple Chloë Grace Moretz and Brooklyn Beckham attend Ed Sheeran's concert in LA together He's soon heading home to London
- Sir Philip Green gets an eyeful as Lionel Richie's girlfriend suffers an embarrassing nip slip wardrobe malfunction Retail mogul got more than he bargained for...
- Bake Off Grandmother at centre of Alaska-gate scandal QUITS SHOW days after controversial episode that has left her in tears over 'stitch-up' by producers
- Bare and loathing in the Big Brother house: Gary Busey is slammed by Lauren Goodger for taking naked strolls after his showers She's not impressed
- Heidi Klum displays her slender frame in retro flared jeans as she steps out with boyfriend Vito Schnabel He certainly keeps her young
- Rita who? Calvin Harris cosies up to lingerie- clad model in new Instagram snap as he puts messy split with Ora behind him Stirring up jealously?
- Strictly bosses 'left fuming' as Xtra Factor presenter Sarah-Jane Crawford confirms Caroline Flack WILL take part in the show Broke embargo
- Is Sergio Garcia engaged? The girlfriend of Spanish golfer seen with diamond ring on wedding finger at US Open Something to share?
- Hat-ing a great time! Sir Paul McCartney enjoys lunch in the Hamptons with wife Nancy Shevell as she flashes pins in vibrant lace dress
- Every inch the leading lady! Denise van Outen displays her toned legs in a sweeping semi- sheer gown on press night of her one-woman stage show
- Shirtless football ace Robert Pirès shows off six-pack as he kisses bikini-clad wife Jessica Lemarie on the beach during romantic getaway in Mykonos
- That's one way to reveal your baby news! Chris O'Dowd and Dawn O'Porter are expecting their first child... as she pours a mini ice bucket over her bump
- Kimberley Walsh and boyfriend Justin in couples yoga sessions to prepare for the arrival of their first child Star chats to FEMAIL ahead of birth
- 'I'm almost tempted to say I'd wed Louis': Simon Cowell would kiss Cheryl while she'd bypass judge Walsh as X Factor stars play Snog Marry Avoid
- Ronan Keating's girlfriend Storm Uechtritz has the X Factor at a Johnnie Walker party as she arrives dressed all in white
- PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Rihanna proves all you need on a tropical holiday is a great bikini, shunning clothes off the coast of Sicily All aboard SS fun boat
- Kesha goes make-up free as she ditches a skimpy bikini for a Batman T-shirt and leggings to take a dip in the sea Liked some action
- That backfired! BET producer 'SUSPENDED' after Karrueche Tran jokes about Beyonce and Jay Z's two-year-old daughter Blue Ivy Not so funny now
- Alex Gerrard displays her enviable figure in leather-look leggings and vest top as she heads to the gym Her life seems to revolve around the gym
- Ladies who lunch: Thandie Newton enjoys a day out in the California sunshine as she dines with lookalike daughter Nico Back to school soon
- Jennifer Aniston dazzles in low-cut shimmering dress at the Los Angeles premiere of new film Life Of Crime Flew solo without fiance Justin Theroux
- Just missing one or two Friends! Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox perform a reunion skit with Jimmy Kimmel If only!
- Life's a beach! Shirtless Amir Khan shows off his boxer physique as he enjoys relaxing Miami break with 'long-suffering wife' Faryal
- Skull-king around: Victoria Beckham wears Grateful Dead T-shirt and leopard print boots as she heads to London Spent a lot of summer in Los Angeles
- Zara Phillips battles the elements as she competes in the prestigious World Equestrian Games, but still manages a smile for the crowds
- 'I love carbs!': Olivia Palermo plans a second wedding and reveals her diet and exercise secrets while looking elegant in Melbourne Newlywed glow
- Proud mum Katie Price finally posts picture of her newborn baby girl as she sleeps... after teasing fans with throwback image There she is!
- Back home to fiancée Kelly Brook! David McIntosh is the first contestant to be evicted from Celebrity BB Back to beans on toast with Kelly
- 'I can't put my family through that again': Amanda Holden vows no more children after trauma of miscarriage and stillbirth Happy with two girls
- She's heaven-sent! Kim Kardashian is angelic in white at Hollywood studio before enjoying romantic dinner with husband Kanye West
- Back to work! Naomi Watts and Matthew McConaughey are spotted on the set of their new film Sea Of Trees after his Emmy snub
- Romantic getaway? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez confirm their rekindled relationship as they pose together on a private jet
- 'She's twerking already!' Lily Allen reveals her 19-month- old daughter Marnie is a big fan of Miley Cyrus' favourite dance move Is that wise, Lily?
- Newly-single Bella Thorne steps out with male friend after confirming split from long-term boyfriend Tristan Klier Bouncing back
- Her chatty Side! Lily Collins flashes slim pins in denim hotpants and patterned kimono as she picks up coffee in New York Chatted on her mobile
- 'We're just finishing off the little bits now': Michelle Keegan reveals she's planned most of her wedding to fiancé Mark Wright Still a YEAR away though
- Chris Evans knocks back beer while watching the US Open... as it's hinted that the end is nigh for Captain America End of an era
- Corey Feldman ordered to pay just $750 child support a month as divorce from second wife is finalised Couple legally split five years ago
- Effortless style: 2 Broke Girls actress Beth Behrs keeps it casual wearing a simple black maxi dress Casual look for meeting in New York City
- Gigi Hadid takes a trip back to the 1980s as she pays homage to Anna Wintour's first ever Vogue cover Teen replicates Israeli model Michaela Bercu
- George Clooney is joined by fiancée Amal Alamuddin on the set of his new coffee commercial in Italy Couple expected to wed in country very soon
- Hilaria Baldwin flashes her cleavage and toned legs in a low-cut top and skimpy denim shorts as she enjoys a day out with daughter Carmen She's not shy
- Her lavish spending habits, jealousy over his exes and disagreements on raising twins: Inside Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's split
- How do you solve a problem like Mariah? Nick Cannon appears on TV without wedding ring after split (but that giant back tattoo might be more tricky to remove)
- The shocking moment LMFAO star Redfoo was glassed in the face by a 'jealous' thug as he partied with girls in the roped-off VIP section of a Sydney hotel
- She's Joining The Fight! Ashley Tisdale teams very ripped jeans with self-designed top for charity Tee launch with Lily Aldridge Doing their bit