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ultrafamous musician Dj Detweiler needs an intern

Vergütung: know the music bussiness and interesting (d̶i̶c̶k̶h̶e̶a̶d̶s̶) people, money=0€, being cool on the internet, street credibility, grow your ego, twitter reposts, basically: if you work with me you will be COOLER than before

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HEY LADS, WHAZZUP, THIS IS YOUR MAN DEEJAYDETWEILER, ULTRAFAMOUS MUSICIAN ALL OVER THE WORLD, LAST YEAR I CREATED FLUTEDROP AND NOW IM SO FUCKING FAMOUS THAT I HAVE TO GO TO ART VERNISAGGES AND STUDIOS OF OTHER MUSICIANS LIKE ME TO STAY COOL, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ANSWER MY E-MAILS OR STUFF LIKE THAT.

THAT'S WHY I AM LOOKING FOR YOU !
I'M LOOKING FOR AN INTERN WHO CAN COME TWICE A WEEK AND BE LIKE 3 HOURS OR SO ANSWERING MY MAILS AND DOING WHATEVER I WANT

YOU ARE:

-A PERSON WHO WILL GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR FLUTEDROP
-DON'T WEAR FEDORAS
-KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT INTERNET
-KNOW HOW TO USE, GOOGLE DOCS, PHOTOSHOP, GMAIL, TWITTER, FACEBOOK..
-YOU HAVE MUSIC CONTACTS
-YOU WANT THE BEST FOR ME (NOT FOR YOU)
-HAVE SEVERAL DEGREES
-INCONSPICUOUS
-KNOW HOW TO COOK SOME CROISSANTS
-YOU REALLY RESPECT MY PASSION FOR CROISSANTS
-SERIOUSLY, YOU BETTER LIKE CROISSANTS
-YOU HAVE MUSIC SKILLZ (KNOW HOW TO PLAY KAZOOS, FLUTES AND VUVUZELAS)

I AM

-DJ DETWEILER, FLUTEDROP ORIGINATOR
-I HAVE SOME REVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS FOR THE GUARDIAN, COSMOPOLITAN, VICE, THUMP, MIXMAG, AND LOT OF MORE MAGS
-I WORK WITH THE BEST, THE MOST INTERESTING AND IMPORTANT PEOPLE ON THW WORLD, AT THE SAME TIME THAT I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME WITH MANAGING THAT
-BASICALLY I AM DJ DETWEILER. YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ME.

COMPENSATION IS 0 €, YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE BUSSINESS, YOU 1ST NEED TO DO SOME FREE WORK, AND BE REALLY COOL WITH IT, THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN AT THE MOMENT, FIRST SHUT UP AND WORK FOR FREE, THEN YOU WILL GET ALL MY E-MAIL DATABASE AND YOU WILL COPY IT INTO YOUR USB STICK, AND AFTER 2 MONTHS YOU WILL STOP "WORKING" FOR ME BECAUSE YOU GOT ALL THE CONTACTS YOU NEED. IS FAIR. EVERYONE KNOWS IS LIKE THAT.

I OFFER WORKING IN A COOL MUSIC/INTERNET ENVIRONMENT, MAYBE SOME CROISSANT, BEING ABLE TO TALK WITH ME IN REAL LIFE!!!! , AND THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING MY SLAVE (PLUS KNOWING LOT OF GOSSIPS FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND MUSICIANS)

IF YOU THINK IS YOUR KIND OF WORK (AND YOU THINK THAT, BECAUSE IN BERLIN ALL ARE LIKE THAT) DON'T HESITATE TO CONTACT ME

SEND ME YOUR CV, YOUR REFERENCES, AND SOME PHOTOS OF YOURSELF

ALWSAYS YOURS
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