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I'm drunk. Ama (self.drunk)

submitted by FuckinEhRightsBudx3

Fuckin anything

Edit: ok I'm trying my best to answer all your questions but I need a smoke break so ill answer the undoubtabe flood of quad irons I have when I come back

Edit: ha quad irons. I'm totally leaving that. Done smoking, it's 2:19am and the room is getting to spin. It's 2:20am. Still spining. Too all a goodnight

Edit: I will be doing another one of these for sure. Holy fuck.

Edit: ok it's 10:11 p m I'm going to get my drink on. Expect round 2 in a couple hours

RoUND TWO IS GOIN DOWN FUCkERS

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[–]Dendrimer14 483 points484 points  (39 children)

which languages do you type?

[–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 1450 points1451 points  (38 children)

Dos servasas por pavour

[–]lawltech 260 points261 points  (3 children)

WE SPEAK ENGLISH AQUI

[–]Dehast 33 points34 points  (9 children)

I love how he wrote in French, Spanish and Portuguese all at the same time. I've never seen anything like it. It's a thing of beauty.

[–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 103 points104 points  (7 children)

I thought that was all Spanish

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      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2563 points2564 points  (61 children)

      Have any hobbies?

      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2763 points2764 points  (60 children)

      Yea I rap. I'm not even kidding

      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3219 points3220 points  (9 children)

      HA you probably suck

      [–]LIGHTSpoxleitner 276 points277 points  (5 children)

      :(

      [–]kalmah123 79 points80 points  (0 children)

      Sorry you had to see that, LIGHTSpoxleitner.

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          [–]MrMasterBaiter 648 points649 points  (45 children)

          Spit that beat brother.

          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2702 points2703 points  (44 children)

          Say this fast Bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcats

          [–]aleph_zarro 383 points384 points  (10 children)

          How's the hangover? Still feel like rapping?

          [–]hahnchenvongrill 76 points77 points  (7 children)

          Bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandchickenpotpie is better

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              [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2510 points2511 points  (71 children)

              The worst thing to happen to you at work?

              [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2835 points2836 points  (69 children)

              Being a mover for 6 years

              [–]omni_whore 2068 points2069 points  (6 children)

              You didn't even answer your own question correctly

              [–]TwoBonesJones 749 points750 points  (0 children)

              Sure he did. Working that job was the worst thing to happen to him at work.

              [–]Split_Open_and_Melt 152 points153 points  (0 children)

              Fuckin eh that's right bud

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                [–]Vkmies 74 points75 points  (16 children)

                Moving fucking sucks. Everyday you're hurting and not a single workday goes by where you don't get bruised to shit. In hindsight, I was probably a shit mover though.

                [–]mpfdetroit 22 points23 points  (29 children)

                I was a mover for 5 years in my early 20's. I thought I liked the job, I now realize it was the worst job I've ever had. Hats off to the guys that do it. Because it freaking sucks.

                [–]AssortedFlavours 56 points57 points  (2 children)

                Did you give it up to become a shaker?

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                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2642 points2643 points  (38 children)

                      What's your biggest regret in life ?

                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3113 points3114 points  (36 children)

                      How much I jacked off when I was dating my last girlfriend.

                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2913 points2914 points  (28 children)

                      I bet your forearm is huge

                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3203 points3204 points  (19 children)

                      It iss

                      [–]Apb58 280 points281 points  (10 children)

                      I can imagine. If your Penis is 19.7 inches thick. Actually, how do you even...?

                      Edit: A letter

                      [–]Rukagaku 333 points334 points  (7 children)

                      on a scale of 1 to even, he can't

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                          [–]TwoBonesJones 125 points126 points  (6 children)

                          http://i.imgur.com/2ZDImVy.png

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                                [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2220 points2221 points  (29 children)

                                Do you remember your first date what was it liek?

                                [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2335 points2336 points  (12 children)

                                A lot of sloppy kissing

                                [–]Apb58 316 points317 points  (10 children)

                                The best kind.

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                                    [–]pat52210 812 points813 points  (41 children)

                                    I'm going to the strip club thursday to see a friend I know from high school. I plan on getting a dance. Should i go commando with basketball shorts?

                                    [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4155 points4156 points x2 (34 children)

                                    No. You go in a suit. Debbie dangle beef goes for the shorts. Double D Danica goes for the suits.

                                    [–]nydutch 581 points582 points  (8 children)

                                    This might be the best answer yet

                                    [–]trabo 241 points242 points  (2 children)

                                    Seriously, this just got productive

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                                      [–]veradoc 168 points169 points  (0 children)

                                      This is actually solid advice...

                                      [–]matty_hawk 157 points158 points  (0 children)

                                      Good Lord, this cunt is a fucking Super Jesus.

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                                          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3101 points3102 points  (54 children)

                                          What's the best thing to ever happen to you

                                          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3751 points3752 points  (50 children)

                                          The time the blacksmith at the old village on the field trip picked me to be his assistant. Everyone was super jelous I gotta swing a hammer

                                          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4248 points4249 points  (36 children)

                                          That's pathetic

                                          [–]VSolanas 1279 points1280 points  (27 children)

                                          Don't be so hard on yourself

                                          [–]TwoBonesJones 197 points198 points  (16 children)

                                          Yeah man that 19.7 inches has to be dangerous.

                                          [–]achisling 766 points767 points  (8 children)

                                          Ha! You said hard on.

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                                                [–]Toaster_Bath 105 points106 points  (2 children)

                                                This AMA

                                                [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3666 points3667 points  (31 children)

                                                Well, nobody seems to be around so ill get the ball rolling. What are you drinking ?

                                                [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3667 points3668 points  (29 children)

                                                Jack Daniels and coke. Not in a mixed drink I don't feel like doing the dishs you know?

                                                [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3596 points3597 points  (18 children)

                                                I hear that. Seems like I'm he only one around my place who does the damn things

                                                [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3746 points3747 points  (15 children)

                                                Preach brother

                                                [–]YourProgrammerFriend 786 points787 points  (11 children)

                                                Peach Brother!

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                                                        [–]horrorslice 879 points880 points  (3 children)

                                                        This is a true IAMA.

                                                        I Ask Myself Anything.

                                                        [–]rndmwhitekid 37 points38 points  (2 children)

                                                        It's kind of weird how your comment has all those upvotes and no replies.

                                                        [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2849 points2850 points  (27 children)

                                                        Are you a coke or Pepsi man?

                                                        [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3770 points3771 points  (26 children)

                                                        Illuminati

                                                        [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3484 points3485 points  (10 children)

                                                        I like coke too

                                                        [–]TwoBonesJones 255 points256 points  (2 children)

                                                        Drinking and cocaine kinda do have a history

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                                                          [–]ErnestScaredStupid 108 points109 points  (3 children)

                                                          I hope you mean Illuminati Classic, not that New Illuminati shit.

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                                                            [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3496 points3497 points  (28 children)

                                                            Why do you think somebody upvotes without asking anything?

                                                            [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3594 points3595 points  (25 children)

                                                            They are scared of the truth

                                                            [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3428 points3429 points  (22 children)

                                                            You are a fuckin liar an you know it

                                                            [–]yourmansconnect 1050 points1051 points  (15 children)

                                                            Can we try this again next week with PCP?

                                                            [–]corpsefire 1090 points1091 points  (10 children)

                                                            REDDITOR DEVELOPS SCHIZOPHRENIA AS WE JUST WATCH AND LAUGH

                                                            That, or "Redditor goes insane, fights officer, shot five times, kills rhino before collapsing ten miles away."

                                                            Either way, popcorn.gif

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                                                              [–]SeryaphFR 71 points72 points  (2 children)

                                                              This is incredible.

                                                              OP delivers the delivery.

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                                                                    [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2687 points2688 points  (65 children)

                                                                    If you had to fuck, marry an kill 3 People who would it be?

                                                                    [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3789 points3790 points  (64 children)

                                                                    I'd fuck the asain twins from Austin powers, marry the oracle and kill THE PRImE MINISTER OF MALASYIA

                                                                    [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 3115 points3116 points  (19 children)

                                                                    But why make models?

                                                                    [–]Funslinger 664 points665 points  (13 children)

                                                                    eh. it's a hobby.

                                                                    [–]I_Think_Alot 225 points226 points  (11 children)

                                                                    Yeah but why male models?

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                                                                        [–]RedWhiteAndBoozed 19 points20 points  (7 children)

                                                                        Marry me instead. Please?

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                                                                          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4018 points4019 points  (107 children)

                                                                          How big is your penis?

                                                                          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4287 points4288 points  (106 children)

                                                                          19.7 inches. Thick

                                                                          [–]wishyouwerebeer[M] 3280 points3281 points  (25 children)

                                                                          this has been verified by the mods

                                                                          [–]TheeLinker 656 points657 points  (0 children)

                                                                          I like to imagine this actually happened.

                                                                          "Hey, this is the /r/drunk mods. We just need some verification before we allow this AMA to continue. Is there any way you can provide proof for us?"

                                                                          "I verified your mom"

                                                                          "Alright, checks out."

                                                                          [–]WinterCharm 307 points308 points  (6 children)

                                                                          VERIFIED!!! HAHAHAHAHA

                                                                          [–]forcefedboa 35 points36 points  (3 children)

                                                                          HAHAHAHA!! This thread is going down in history. Even the mods have verified how drunk this guy was.

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                                                                            [–]bearlife 24 points25 points  (4 children)

                                                                            Wait, the width of his penis or that he's drunk?

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                                                                              [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 5968 points5969 points x3 (71 children)

                                                                              Can confirm. Have same dick.

                                                                              [–]spidermanngp 263 points264 points  (3 children)

                                                                              I've gone kind of numb to reddit humor over time since I'm exposed to it so frequently, but this... oh man... laughing my fucking ass off over here...

                                                                              [–]learningcalligraphy 293 points294 points  (6 children)

                                                                              http://i.imgur.com/YCC15HN.jpg

                                                                              [–]yuuray 775 points776 points  (4 children)

                                                                              10/10 would laugh again

                                                                              [–]belinck 223 points224 points  (3 children)

                                                                              Confirmed. Source: Still laughing

                                                                              [–]Freecoasterenemy 1924 points1925 points  (30 children)

                                                                              HahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahahaHahahahahaahhahahahahahaHahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahahaha

                                                                              [–]lobstrain 437 points438 points  (16 children)

                                                                              I knew exactly what was beyond the scroll bar and I still scrolled.

                                                                              EDIT: If you look closely, there are actually three capital H's, including the one at the beginning. I will admit that I did not expect that.

                                                                              EDIT 2: People are requesting proof, so I'm putting this TL;DR:

                                                                              H......H......H......a

                                                                              Hopefully that helps!

                                                                              [–]cofferson 76 points77 points  (5 children)

                                                                              I scrolled, then scrolled again after you said that thinking I missed something.

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                                                                                [–]MrFantasticGDB 468 points469 points  (6 children)

                                                                                This guy.

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                                                                                      [–]Wasted_Plot 947 points948 points  (13 children)

                                                                                      Still drunk??

                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2833 points2834 points  (12 children)

                                                                                      Legally, probably

                                                                                      [–]datJedi 131 points132 points  (9 children)

                                                                                      so it was your birthday?

                                                                                      [–]KAW42089 175 points176 points  (7 children)

                                                                                      Just Tuesday

                                                                                      [–]dalovindj 44 points45 points  (0 children)

                                                                                      Ha. I was once at an airport waiting for a flight and I walked up to the bar and ordered a Jack on the rocks at like 10:30am. Bartender asked 'What's the occasion?' I just said 'It's Tuesday.'

                                                                                      All the other bar patrons got a kick out of that and a couple of them repeated it while they laughed. "It's just Tuesday" they said approvingly.

                                                                                      Looking back, that was my peak.

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                                                                                            [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2500 points2501 points  (61 children)

                                                                                            What do you like to much on when your drunk?

                                                                                            [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2615 points2616 points  (19 children)

                                                                                            Sour creme and onion chips

                                                                                            [–]RefinerySuperstar 1379 points1380 points  (10 children)

                                                                                            hey! you can't change your mind!

                                                                                            [–]xenophobias 290 points291 points  (3 children)

                                                                                            But can't he much both?

                                                                                            [–]Cunt_God_JesusNipple 121 points122 points  (1 child)

                                                                                            The questioner and answerer switched positions and the same question was asked.

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                                                                                                  [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2742 points2743 points  (75 children)

                                                                                                  What do you like to much on when your drunk?

                                                                                                  [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2866 points2867 points  (71 children)

                                                                                                  Greasy cheeseburgers and nachos

                                                                                                  [–]Galapagos123 416 points417 points  (12 children)

                                                                                                  Fuckin' Randy

                                                                                                  [–]Randy_Bo_Bandy 305 points306 points  (11 children)

                                                                                                  frig off, barb

                                                                                                  [–]Opset 140 points141 points  (6 children)

                                                                                                  Why is everyone getting so mad? It's all just water under the fridge.

                                                                                                  [–]wlum07 107 points108 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                  worse case ontario we just get some dope and get fucked up

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                                                                                                    [–]rmkluge 49 points50 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                    and your scalloped potatoes are fucked!

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                                                                                                      [–]hungryhungryhippope 775 points776 points  (45 children)

                                                                                                      Goddamn cheeseburger walrus

                                                                                                      [–]LEGALIZER 126 points127 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                      Gut Cassidy and the Sundance cheeseburger.

                                                                                                      [–]theequetzalcoatl 152 points153 points  (8 children)

                                                                                                      Mustard Tiger

                                                                                                      [–]grundose 332 points333 points  (13 children)

                                                                                                      I'm mowing the air rand, I'm mowin the air!

                                                                                                      [–]tweeedy 72 points73 points  (8 children)

                                                                                                      How do you like me now mayor McCheese!!

                                                                                                      [–]GuyTheTerrible 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                      Can I get fifteen half eaten cheeseburgers to go knowmsayinnnn

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                                                                                                          [–]Cheeseburger_Picnic 76 points77 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                          That's the liquor talking.

                                                                                                          [–]Randy_Bo_Bandy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                          shutup j-roc

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                                                                                                                [–]tray2012 725 points726 points  (7 children)

                                                                                                                This is like watching Gollum do an AMA.

                                                                                                                [–]dat_joke 358 points359 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                                "Whats do you wants more than anything?"

                                                                                                                "We wants the Precious"

                                                                                                                "And they wants to take it away from us"

                                                                                                                Glares at the hobbits

                                                                                                                Glaring intensifies

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                                                                                                                  [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4144 points4145 points  (77 children)

                                                                                                                  Can you tune a piano?

                                                                                                                  [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4872 points4873 points  (75 children)

                                                                                                                  No more then I can tuna fish

                                                                                                                  [–]JaiOhBe 1986 points1987 points  (47 children)

                                                                                                                  I fucking love you.

                                                                                                                  [–]MhmCandii 149 points150 points  (6 children)

                                                                                                                  I lost my mind here.

                                                                                                                  [–]BlandGenericUsername 131 points132 points  (5 children)

                                                                                                                  Psychiatrists take note: 20 or 30 years from now, when MhmCandii is sitting in the corner of room in a mental hospital in a straightjacket, here lies your explanation.

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                                                                                                                      [–]Utlexar 534 points535 points  (35 children)

                                                                                                                      I wonder how much comment karma this netted him.

                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2148 points2149 points  (31 children)

                                                                                                                      I had 660 when I went to bed. I'm at 39,000 and climbing. What the fuck

                                                                                                                      [–]JediJake 489 points490 points  (15 children)

                                                                                                                      Dang man, what're you going to spend all that karma on?

                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2383 points2384 points  (12 children)

                                                                                                                      Booze

                                                                                                                      [–]happy_fappy_ 191 points192 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                      He's reinvesting.

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                                                                                                                              [–]circularlogic41 815 points816 points  (35 children)

                                                                                                                              Do you still drink when your not thirsty?

                                                                                                                              [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 1755 points1756 points  (31 children)

                                                                                                                              This blew my mind

                                                                                                                              [–]VisualizeWhirledPeas 386 points387 points  (27 children)

                                                                                                                              Are you still drunk, or are you re-drunk?

                                                                                                                              [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 1111 points1112 points  (26 children)

                                                                                                                              Working on getting re-drunk

                                                                                                                              [–]SativaLungz 164 points165 points  (15 children)

                                                                                                                              Hell yeah, maybe start a new thread- I'm drunk. Ama 2

                                                                                                                              [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 437 points438 points  (13 children)

                                                                                                                              I'll save that for when I'm drunker. Not quite there yet

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                                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4649 points4650 points  (63 children)

                                                                                                                                      What do you like to do for fin?

                                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 4836 points4837 points  (49 children)

                                                                                                                                      You spelt fun wrong you stupid fuck

                                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 5342 points5343 points  (46 children)

                                                                                                                                      Rekkkkkkkkt

                                                                                                                                      [–]weihs5 1913 points1914 points  (10 children)

                                                                                                                                      this one killed me

                                                                                                                                      edit: not dead

                                                                                                                                      [–]Mind_Over_Matter_ 266 points267 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                      Same. It was set up so well

                                                                                                                                      [–]Rawlo234 146 points147 points  (5 children)

                                                                                                                                      rip

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                                                                                                                                        [–]SayWhatOneMoreTiime 183 points184 points  (24 children)

                                                                                                                                        I. Tried. So. Hard. But now I look like an idiot cuz I lol'd at this in my office.

                                                                                                                                        [–]Jeremynadeau 459 points460 points  (21 children)

                                                                                                                                        I read that in Linkin Parks Music

                                                                                                                                        [–]caninehere 34 points35 points  (9 children)

                                                                                                                                        In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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                                                                                                                                                [–]Scuzzbag 77 points78 points  (8 children)

                                                                                                                                                Tuna

                                                                                                                                                [–]TwoBonesJones 132 points133 points  (5 children)

                                                                                                                                                Your piano sounds like shit

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                                                                                                                                                  [–]ColorMePanda 222 points223 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                                  Pls respond OP.

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                                                                                                                                                    [–]matahala 226 points227 points  (47 children)

                                                                                                                                                    I am drunk too, am i late for this thread??

                                                                                                                                                    [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 549 points550 points  (46 children)

                                                                                                                                                    I'm still here

                                                                                                                                                    [–]UrbanCoriander 183 points184 points  (25 children)

                                                                                                                                                    I'm getting drunk now. Any recommendations as to what I can do for fin?

                                                                                                                                                    [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 791 points792 points  (18 children)

                                                                                                                                                    Put some fishsticks in your mouth

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                                                                                                                                                      [–]KonaKaiKing 38 points39 points  (14 children)

                                                                                                                                                      Can I join? I'm going to get started.

                                                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 192 points193 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                                                      Didn't sound like you needed my permission

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                                                                                                                                                          [–]SkywayTraffic 67 points68 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                                                          ITT: One guy getting more karma in an hour than you'll ever get in 10 lifetimes.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]StuffyDoll 661 points662 points  (28 children)

                                                                                                                                                          This is fantastic

                                                                                                                                                          [–]MrMasterBaiter 779 points780 points  (27 children)

                                                                                                                                                          I want to ask a question, but I don't want to fuck it up.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 2115 points2116 points  (23 children)

                                                                                                                                                          I guess ill just have to get drunk again

                                                                                                                                                          [–]ImRepairManmanman 546 points547 points  (18 children)

                                                                                                                                                          I think a weekly AMA is in order. /u/FuckinEhRightsBud asking /u/FuckinEhRightsBud the hard hitting drunk questions.

                                                                                                                                                          We are going to need proof that you're drunk next time though.

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                                                                                                                                                              [–]proceedtoparty 1849 points1850 points  (33 children)

                                                                                                                                                              Best. AMA. Ever.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]InsaneZee 458 points459 points  (31 children)

                                                                                                                                                              I'd say this beats the time traveller one by a bit.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]theCardiffGiant 187 points188 points  (19 children)

                                                                                                                                                              link?

                                                                                                                                                              [–]theCardiffGiant 525 points526 points  (16 children)

                                                                                                                                                              Oops, my bad, we're answering our own questions here.

                                                                                                                                                              link

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                                                                                                                                                                [–]ninjaboiz 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                                                                Nah, I'd say the time traveller will have been on the same level.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [–]This_Is_Drunk_Me 406 points407 points  (14 children)

                                                                                                                                                                    Oh crap I missed!

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]flanintheface 337 points338 points  (19 children)

                                                                                                                                                                    Are you on tinder? What's your photo like?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 1035 points1036 points  (18 children)

                                                                                                                                                                    My proof next time will be my drunk ass face

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]grammer_polize 327 points328 points  (6 children)

                                                                                                                                                                    can't wait to see your ass face

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                                                                                                                                                                      [–]cronchuck 357 points358 points  (21 children)

                                                                                                                                                                      11 hours in, are you still alive?

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]REDDITOR_Cat 44 points45 points  (3 children)

                                                                                                                                                                      How do you like your peanut butter?

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 254 points255 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                                                                      Like I like my women, crunchy with tiny bits of insects in her

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]anonymouscaveman 47 points48 points  (3 children)

                                                                                                                                                                      If you could be stuck on an island with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 361 points362 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                                                                      A little white girl. The cops always find the little white girl. I would probably have to feed her an shit but then id be a hero too

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]JCAPS766 60 points61 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                                                                      Dude, you are fucking brilliant.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]bigbadderfdog 130 points131 points  (6 children)

                                                                                                                                                                      Next time you get drunk, send me a message and I'll get drunk if my schedule allows it and I'll ask your questions.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]belinck 36 points37 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                                                      And I'll ask your answers!

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                                                                                                                                                                        [–]Master_Choda 259 points260 points  (15 children)

                                                                                                                                                                        Are you Canadian? If so, how Canadian are you on an eh to moose fucking hoser scale?

                                                                                                                                                                        [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 734 points735 points  (11 children)

                                                                                                                                                                        My Irish half is advising me against answering that

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                                                                                                                                                                          [–]redd_foxx 32 points33 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                                                                                          How much karma did you have before the AMA?

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]infinitezero8 238 points239 points  (18 children)

                                                                                                                                                                          Can you do a stoned AMA? Crossed would be nice too, up to you pal.

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]FuckinEhRightsBud[S] 1352 points1353 points  (10 children)

                                                                                                                                                                          I'm high all the time anyway. A sober AMA is where things would get weird.

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]rageking5 56 points57 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                                                          wtf is a sober

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                                                                                                                                                                              [–]RelevantPerson 27 points28 points  (7 children)

                                                                                                                                                                              If I were to theoretically some how have a crate of jack Daniels to spare, where should I send it to so this can become a weekly deal?

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]fappy_mcfapster 167 points168 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                                                                              this was glorious

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]Mind_Over_Matter_ 76 points77 points  (3 children)

                                                                                                                                                                              I had my doubts when I clicked this link, but I am very glad I did.

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]Mobiasstriptease 129 points130 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                                                                              This is by far, the most entertaining AMA I've ever seen.

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]LetsMango 18 points19 points  (15 children)

                                                                                                                                                                              Are you Canadian? What province/territory do you hail from?

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]fnsimpso 93 points94 points  (7 children)

                                                                                                                                                                              biggest and best circlejerk of all time

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