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• Who needs a dress? Now anyone can copy Olivia Palermo's laid-back bridal style as J.Crew unveils $450 wedding SHORTS Cheaper than a gown
• Jealousy, lies and troubling questions: As To Kill A Mockingbird author unveils a sequel 55 years on, dispute over who wrote novel re-emerges
• Sleepyhead! Doting mother Teresa Palmer stuns in skinny jeans and a striped T-shirt as she cradles her tuckered out baby boy Bodhi at Sydney airport
• Bjork is back from the depths of despair: Icelandic star's latest is a powerful break-up album, writes ADRIAN THRILLS Eighth solo album
• American eyeful! Jordin Sparks displays her cleavage in plunging gown with sheer overlay as she attends pre-Grammy bash  Hello sailor!
• Horror as skier Bode Millers crashes out of alpine ski world championship Super-G and is left with gruesome gash cutting across his right calf
• PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag's father released on '$50K bail' as reality star continues to 'believe charges of incest and sexual abuse are false'
• Still in love! Jessica Alba looks thrilled during Beverly Hills outing with husband Cash Warren as he holds car door open for her Romance is still alive
• 'We'd like to introduce you to Sasha!' Shakira and Gerard Pique share first picture of gorgeous one-week old son  He's the couple's second-born son
• Natalie Dormer leaves little to the imagination in plunging black dress slashed to mid-thigh at pre-BAFTA dinner  The 32-year-old actress was on the red carpet
• SNOW more drama! Andy Murray and Kim Sears step out for first time since his Australian Open defeat for low-key wintry dog-walk in matching rain boots
• Shaun's a sheepish superstar: Innocent, charming and witty, Wallace & Gromit's farmyard friend is a delight for all the family. Flock to see him now...
• British pop star Leona Lewis turns heads in a black crop top and daring thigh-high slit skirt as she attends TWO pre-Grammy bashes in Los Angeles
• Aviva Drescher's husband Reid recreates THAT prosthetic leg throw in new Marriage Boot Camp teaser During a counselling session 
• FIRST LOOK: Glee's coach Beiste pictured living as a transgender man after undergoing surgery and testosterone therapy Highly anticiapted plot
• Keira Knightley covers up her baby bump in print dress as she joins Imitation Game co-star and fellow parent-to-be Benedict Cumberbatch at pre-BAFTA bash  
• First look! Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg shoot scenes for magic heist sequel Now You See Me: Second Act Filming in London
• Sofia Vergara shows off her luscious ombre locks as she joins co-stars Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson on Modern Family set in LA
• Health conscious Miranda Kerr orders from a fried chicken food truck... but does she actually take a bite out of the succulent bird?
• 'My amazing mother has passed on': RHOC star Vicki Gunvalson announces her mom's death with touching Instagram post Bravo star's heartbreak
• Harry Styles blows smooches to his female fans as he touches down at Sydney airport with One Direction band members Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson
• Little MINXES! British pop starlets Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock flaunt their figures in daring jumpsuits at London fashion party
• This Must Be The Place! Charlize Theron goes casual in grey sweater and black tights as she and Sean Penn go house hunting Been dating since 2013
• Ouch! Scandal's Scott Foley reveals he had a broken bone and ligament in BOTH feet as he was filmed running down the street in his boxer shorts
• Jupiter Ascending review: Most ridiculous sci-fi saga ever - and it cost $175 million!  Written and directed by Lana and Andy Wachowski 
• She's so Fancy! British pop star Charli XCX sizzles in a sexy negligee on magazine cover... as she reveals Britney Spears sparked her love of music
• 'A hero is never off duty': Kevin James snaps back into action as a beloved security guard while taking bad guys on in trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
• Fancy seeing you here! Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres get 'caught' making out in the bathroom and scare some fans in the process
• Married! Elvis' granddaughter Riley Keough ties the knot with Ben Smith-Petersen in front of Kristen Stewart and Cara Delevingne
• 'Blondes have more fun!' Amber Rose gets her naturally brunette buzzed head bleached at the hair salon The model has been on a pampering streak
• Turning on the charm! Miranda Kerr gives her security guard a mega-watt smile as she arrives to film commercial with her pooch
• McBusted's Dougie Poynter says he doesn't mind supporting his girlfriend Ellie Goulding's ex-boyfriend Niall Horan from One Direction in concert
• He's a Marvel! Australian actor Luke Mitchell joins cast of action drama Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D and will co-star with sexy female lead Chloe Bennet
• Aussie actress Melissa George spotted filming the US version of 'The Slap' looking downcast... but later perks up after stepping out for coffee
• Seeing red! Madonna transforms into a dominatrix bullfighter as she makes history by debuting Rebel Heart music video on Snapchat
• Front row ticket to One Direction gig brings hope to 14-year-old girl with stage four brain cancer after tragic story brings radio host Jackie 'O' Henderson to tears  
• Now she's just showing off! Jennifer Lopez, 45, reveals her impressive cleavage yet again for sexy new JLuxe perfume ad Promoting new film too
• Blake Lively has that motherhood glow as she hugs photographer pal Mario Testino in first photo since her daughter's birth Ryan Reynolds's wife
• Back to reality! Audrina Patridge films her series 1st Look after enjoying Australian holiday with boyfriend She found fame in reality show The Hills
• 'I grew up in the hood': Jane The Virgin star Gina Rodriguez describes her hunger to succeed as she goes braless for cover of Latina
• Oooh lá, lá! Juliette Binoche cuts a tailored figure in plunging white blazer gown as Audrey Tautou covers up in navy French beauties at Berlin Film Festival
• Fifty Shades of scruff! Jamie Dornan continues to sport bushy facial hair as he arrives at NYC airport ahead of Today Show appearance Plays Christian Gray
• Killer fashion! Rihanna sits in the mouth of a massive great white shark as she pays tribute to Jaws in Harper's Bazaar bikini cover shoot
• She gave her heels a day off! Hilaria Baldwin swaps stilettos for UGGs as she strolls with husband Alec and baby Carmen in snowy NYC Expecting second baby
• 'I fly back and forth': Newlywed Gabrielle Union reveals how she keeps long-distance marriage to Miami Heat player Dwyane Wade hopping 
• 'Kerry looks WHITE!' Ms Washington's InStyle cover sparks backlash from fans over actress's 'lightened' skin The 38-year-old actress appears lighter
• Will Smith makes sure his fans are in Focus as he takes selfies with them after surprise appearance at screening of his film Spanish language show
• Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge display their toned figures in bright pink dresses as they promote Valentine's Day at Victoria's Secret Ready for the big day
• The sound of silence: New father Chris O'Dowd is so tired he doesn't even realise his headphones are not plugged in Dealing with fatherhood
• 'He saved my life': Nicolas Cage's son Weston, 24, reveals having a baby kept him from his alcoholism that saw him drink 30 beers a day
• 'It's just beyond this door': Jamie Dornan welcomes Dakota Johnson to his 'playroom' in new Fifty Shades Of Grey teaser Highly anticipated film
• The Gooffather! Robert De Niro looks delighted with himself in a loud Hawaiian shirt on the set of Dirty Grandpa He taking a break from playing mob bosses
• 'It's a dream come true': Star Wars: Episode VII director JJ Abrams describes his joy at taking over the science fiction franchise It's an iconic film
• Shamed Sony chief Amy Pascal is OUT at studio after her email jibes about Obama's color and A-listers like Angelina Jolie were hacked by North Korea
• Katy Perry's on-again boyfriend John Mayer interviews her Super Bowl sharks as he hosts the Late Late Show Gave the strongest hint yet that they're dating
• Transgender newscaster Zoey Tur reveals NBC correspondent daughter Katy stopped speaking to her after decision to have a sex change
• Spreading her wings! Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel shares a series of sexy  snaps... as she strips down to skimpy crochet bikini in Brazil
• Amber Heard set to wear a 'custom Stella McCartney wedding dress' for second nuptials to husband Johnny Depp in Bahamas
• Keeping a Lowe profile: Model Daisy wraps up in oversized jacket and thick scarf as she takes her dog Monty for a stroll  Dad is Gavin Rossdale
• Kind Kardashian! Kim shares the wealth as she gives money to a homeless man from her car in Beverly Hills She's one of the richest reality TV stars
• Has Disney found its new Frozen? Products inspired by upcoming Cinderella reboot look set to be the next must-have movie merchandise
• Two weddings, three engagements and four years with a supermodel: A look back at Johnny Depp's colorful love life as he marries Amber Heard
• Maria Sharapova keeps her figure under wraps in a parka with furry hood and animal print trousers as she enjoys a stroll in chilly Krakow
• No sibling rivalry here! Emilia Fox looks ravishing in red as she takes her actor brother Freddie as her date to pre-BAFTA gala dinner British acting dynasty
• With Fifty Shades Of Grey set to be the raunchiest movie ever made, actress reveals what it's REALLY like to fake sex onscreen Secret Bond girl
• Bobby Brown's wife 'is four months pregnant' as doctors tell him 'there is little they can do' for daughter Bobbi Kristina Bobbi in critical condition
• Bobbi Kristina's family 'gather to say goodbye' - five days after she was found face down in a bath and left comatose in tragedy Taken off life-support
• Queen Latifah looks relaxed and happy as she continues Brazilian getaway with partner Eboni Nichols during visit to Christ the Redeemer landmark
• Is that on the vegan diet? Skinnygirl Bethenny Frankel bites into a cookie after lunching with a pal in snowy NYC  Had a cheat day
• Lance Bass and husband Michael Turchin attend mass gay wedding... after the N Sync star reveals his mother was treated like he died after coming out
• Uma Thurman gets into character as she prepares to shoot new scenes on set of forthcoming mini-series The Slap in New York Looks flawless at 44
• What jetlag? Julianne Moore looks radiant in a silky black minidress as she joins Alice Eve at a London VIP screening of Still Alice She always looks radiant
• SNL creator Lorne Michaels suggests the iconic show might end when he steps down and reveals the A-list stars he passed on over the years
• Fifty Shades will catapult Jamie Dornan into superstardom, but who is the woman brave enough to take on Christian Grey behind closed doors? 
• Clueless star Stacey Dash forced to apologize following backlash over assertion only 'naughty girls' become victims of sexual assault The actress backtracked
• Kesha shares a kiss with writer boyfriend Brad Ashenfelter... before stepping out in denim shorts for romantic boat ride Love in the fast lane
• Suits her: Princess Mary wears elegant high-waisted trouser suit as she delivers heartfelt speech in support of World Cancer Day
• The lady is a vamp! Reese Witherspoon puts on a leggy display as she slips into a foxy frill-hem leather mini for dinner date  At the Chateau Marmont
• A private roof terrace... but no red room of pain: Now you can stay in Christian Grey's real-life Seattle apartment block (but it costs $260 per night)
• Mila Kunis reveals Ashton Kutcher asked her to join dating apps Tinder and Grindr in the early days of their romance They now have a baby
• Action man, dancer AND stripper! As the Magic Mike XXL trailer is released, we've got 32 pictures of sexy star Channing Tatum (and his six-pack)
• 'Men actually look at my boobs now!' Mila Kunis reveals joy at having fuller post- pregnancy breasts... but bemoans having to wear a bra for the first time
• Just married! Johnny Depp, 51, and Amber Heard, 28, 'tie the knot at their home in Los Angeles' Couple have been engaged since 2012
• 'We can still party!' Snooki breaks her shoe with some wild dancing at her wedding reception as she marries Jionni LaValle in MTV show finale
• Derek Jeter's model girlfriend Hannah Davis is named Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition's cover girl of the year A VERY revealing shoot
• Cocaine addiction and trading sex for drugs: Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick's dark past resurfaces as she struggles on new Aussie reality show
• 'They were fighting and he ran them over': 911 caller reveals moment she saw Suge Knight 'murder his friend and attempt to kill another man with his truck'
• He's got some stiff competition! Christian Bale gets in shape to work with hunks Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling on The Big Short Has big shoes to fill
• 'Kim is killing it, there's no one who doesn't think she looks amazing': Fashion's most famous stylist reveals how Kanye has reinvented Kardashian
• 'She's a foul creature': Wiz Khalifa blasts estranged wife Amber Rose for 'using their son Sebastian against him'  No love lost between estranged couple
• Amber Rose attempts to go incognito as she covers her face with a bandana... after ex Wiz Khalifa blasts her in Twitter rant She wanted to lay low
• My, how you've changed! Aussie model Jessica Gomes reveals slender figure after rising to fame as a curvy Sports Illustrated beauty Noticeably slimmer
• 'I was naive... I've never done a reality show before': Perez Hilton blames the EDITING for viewers' negative reaction to him on Celebrity Big Brother
• Eva Longoria shows off her playful side as she steps out solo in tight-fitting red dress at Stupid Cupid Valentine's Day party She's ready for romance
• Peek-a-boo! Harper Beckham plays hide and seek as dad David pays for parking in London The youngster was bonding with her soccer star father
• 'Dad said I can't date until I'm 40': Bindi Irwin, 16, reveals her father Steve's dating rules (and mom Terri says 'teenage boys are scarier than crocodiles')
• Still the Italian girl! Elisabetta Canalis wears skinny jeans and stilettos to walk her dog in Beverly Hills She might live in LA, but she's got European style
• Dreamgirls! Jennifer Hudson sexes up her image in thigh-high boots while performing alongside toned tum-flashing Iggy Azalea New song Trouble
• Leonardo DiCaprio 'mistook Made In Chelsea reality star Spencer Matthews for a hotel worker' when they met in Barbados Leo's not a reality fan
• Derek Hough plays down Kate Hudson dating rumors... as he enjoys a night out with model Chanel Iman in New York He loves the ladies
• Cheer up Nicole, Lewis is hurting as much as you! Sexpert TRACEY COX reveals why men suffer MORE than women during a break-up
• She's got a FLARE for fashion! Lindsay Lohan steps out in bell-bottom jeans as she goes for lunch with a British reality TV star Stepped out in LA
• Flexible friends! Lea Michele shows off her toned stomach in a tiny crop top as she works up a sweat during yoga session with co-star Jonathan Groff
• Lovely in lilac! Gabrielle Union displays her shapely figure in a sleeveless pencil dress for Seth Meyers appearance to promote 'Being Mary Jane'
• Not your average bag lady! Nicole Kidman makes the ultimate airport fashion statement with $9,000 Louis Vuitton tote Actress was at LAX
• Style Alice: Julianne Moore looks chic in a textured black coat and sunglasses as she arrives in London ahead of the BAFTAs SAG Best Actress winner
• Got her big girl pants on! Chrissy Teigen wears high-waisted jeans on a day of shopping fun with her mom Out and about in LA
• Serena Williams ends boycott of 'racist' tennis tournament: World Number One to return to Indian Wells 14 years after she and her family were taunted
• Blurred Lines model Emily Ratajkowski, 23, keeps her famous curves covered as she jets into LAX Born in England, raised in San Diego
• How does she do it? Age-defying Jennifer Garner, 42, looks utterly flawless as she goes completely make-up free to run errands Fresh-faced beauty
• The snappiest place on earth! Kate Upton and beau Justin Verlander brave crocodiles for an adventure at Disney's Animal Kingdom In sunny Orlando
• Coldplay frontman Chris Martin shows off his athletic body in tank top and shorts as he goes jogging Dating 'Hunger Games' star Jennifer Lawrence
• A little help from his friends! Miley Cyrus designs Cody Simpson's simplistic single artwork for his latest track Flower... and there's no aliens in sight
• Natural beauty Audrey Tautou dazzles in a vintage-inspired outfit as she takes her seat on the Berlin Film Festival judging panel French star in Germany
• Because she's worth it! Timeless beauty Dame Helen Mirren, 69, looks flawless as she puts on a youthful display in sizzling new photoshoot
• Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are 'haggling over $110m prenup though they still have not set a wedding date' Very different incomes
• From prom dresses and over-the-top gowns, to modern lines and bold colors: How one stylist has transformed how celebrities are dressing on the red carpet
• Dominic Monaghan granted restraining order from 'delusional' woman... as he claims fan has been 'obsessed with him since 2001' Lord Of The Rings star
• Tom Cruise schmoozes with friends at a London art gallery as he enjoys night off from filming Mission: Impossible 5 Out with film's director
• Here to win her back? Lewis Hamilton charters private jet to fly home from Spain following split from Nicole Scherzinger He landed in London 
• No need for special effects! Stunning Jamie Chung arrives at the Visual Effects Society Awards in Beverly Hills Red carpet glamour in Los Angeles
• Bikini model makes history as the first plus size woman to feature in Sports Illustrated - and will make her debut in annual Swimsuit Issue  Ashley Graham posed
• Britney Spears makes a rare appearance with her dad Jamie as the duo enjoy sushi lunch together  Time off from her Vegas residency