• Duncan Maddikin's Statistics

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    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 45
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 328
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 766
    • Total Time Active:
    • 35 hours, 28 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 85
    • Live Jokes:
    • 25
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 60
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.01
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 42,327m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 30.64
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 11

Duncan Maddikin's Jokes

I went into the library and asked if they had a copy of the book, "How to spot a lady-boy".
He said, "I'm sure we do, it's probably tucked away somewhere".
I said "That's the one".
"I do wish you wouldn't talk about my weight problem behind my back," the wife moaned.

"Fuck me, love," I replied, "by the time I get around the front I'll have forgotten what I was going to say."
Apparently well over an hour of teaching a day is lost due to playing with mobile phones, swinging back on chairs, poor concentration and general disinterest.
Imagine if the kids started to fuck about as well?