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Tumblr blog Please Fire Me has revelations from disgruntled employees
It has stories from fast food workers, shop assistants and teachers
They include faeces in changing rooms, sexting teens and abusive parents

Published: 04:56 EST, 31 March 2015 | Updated: 05:42 EST, 31 March 2015

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Tuesday... it's the day of the when workers across the world do a collective groan at the thought that they aren't even halfway through the week.

But if you're sitting at your desk watching the seconds tick slowly by and wondering if you can get away with pulling a sickie tomorrow, spare a thought for the poor employees on the Please Fire Me website.

The Tumblr blog features anonymous confessions of disgruntled office workers, fast food employees and shop assistants, who are praying to be fired to take them away form their miserable jobs.

A Tumblr blog called Please Fire Me features anonymous confessions of disgruntled office workers, fast food employees and shop assistants (picture posed by model)

In the sad, jaw-dropping and sometimes hilarious revelations, men and women reveal that they are shouted at, mocked and sometimes even physically assaulted in their roles.

Shop assistants tell stories of faeces being left on changing room floors and customers attempting to return items that have been worn for six months.