The Big Wedding: This is a party you won't want an invitation to
The Big Wedding (15)
Verdict: Tear up the invitation
Star rating: Turkey
Almost as dreary as The Hangover Part III, is The Big Wedding (which is
released next Wednesday) and it’s an even bigger waste of talent.
Writer-director Justin Zackham’s first produced screenplay was The Bucket List, which comprehensively squandered the talents of Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.
His second involves four Academy Award winners, all cruelly wasted on roles unworthy of them.
Waste: Talented actors Susan Sarandon, Robin Williams, and Robert De Niro in turkey The Big Wedding
Robert De Niro effs and blinds his way through the picture as a wealthy sculptor throwing a wedding for his adopted son Alejandro (Ben Barnes) and his inamorata (Amanda Seyfried), presided over by a leering Catholic priest — Robin Williams.
Alejandro has neglected to tell his
austerely reactionary Colombian birth mother (Patricia Rae) that his
adoptive father and mother (Diane Keaton) have divorced, and Dad is now
shacked up with his ex-wife’s best friend (Susan Sarandon).
So Dad and his ex-wife pretend they are still married. It is unclear as
to why they think this is going to fool the rest of the guests, who
presumably know their real situation. Oddly enough, no one brings this
up.
Blissfully unaware of its own racism, misogyny and homophobia, the film
preaches bland tolerance of sexual peccadilloes and uses a lot of smutty
language that feels wildly inappropriate coming out of the mouths of
the elderly.
This is yet another of those films that panders to the worst elements of
youth by making the old seem, at best, half-witted. At one point, Diane
Keaton — the former star of Annie Hall, Manhattan and
The Godfather —
delivers the line: ‘It’s humiliating’. Too right it is.
As if all this isn’t painful enough, the beautiful but dependably atrocious Katherine Heigl turns up as De Niro’s daughter and vomits all over him. It’s a fitting metaphor for the state of modern Hollywood comedy.
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