'I have had sex with a lot of married people': Amy Schumer 'auditions' for Real Housewives in hilarious parody video

By Laurel Brown for MailOnline

Published: 20:06 EST, 6 July 2015 | Updated: 02:08 EST, 7 July 2015

Amy Schumer's career is too hot right now to take time off for a reality show like the Real Housewives.

But that did not stop the 34-year-old Trainwreck star from filming a rather ridiculous audition video for the Bravo franchise.

'I'm real. I'm in the house a lot. I'm not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people,' Amy explained when asked why she should get the reality-show role.

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Audition: Amy Schumer tried out for the Real Housewives franchise in a silly audition video

Audition: Amy Schumer tried out for the Real Housewives franchise in a silly audition video

Wearing a sequined dress of silvery-lavender, Amy's carefully coiffed blonde curls did make her look like a TV Housewife.

When asked why she would be right for the Real Housewives, Amy pointed out that she had a lot of exes.

'One of them was on a team,' she added. 'I don't want to mention which team because it's not a professional one.'

Two out of three: Explaining that she was real and spent time in the house, Amy admitted that she was not a wife but had 'had sex with a lot of married people'

Two out of three: Explaining that she was real and spent time in the house, Amy admitted that she was not a wife but had 'had sex with a lot of married people'

Unconvinced: The casting director did not seem terribly impressed by Amy's qualifications

Unconvinced: The casting director did not seem terribly impressed by Amy's qualifications

Considering that divorce and marriages to sports stars are standard in the Real Housewives franchise, Amy may indeed have cracked the code for this casting.

She still needed a tagline though, and Amy was quick to provide two of them.

'I may look like a wh**e... but I am,' the Inside Amy Schumer star announced first.

Tagline: The Inside Amy Schumer star first bragged about her sexual promiscuity when she needed a catchphrase

Tagline: The Inside Amy Schumer star first bragged about her sexual promiscuity when she needed a catchphrase

That may have been a little too explicit for the Real Housewives, so Amy moved on to an equally appropriate catchphrase.

'I don't need a man... But I want one. Any one,' Amy announced, adding emphasis with a reality-show finger wave.

Amy was not too particular about where she would have to live to be on a Real Housewives show, suggesting Newark and Cincinnati before settling on The Real Housewives Of Secaucus at the end of the audition.

'I want one... any one': Amy was not particular about the man she would want to join her on the show

'I want one... any one': Amy was not particular about the man she would want to join her on the show

Any location: The Trainwreck star was willing to relocate to Newark, Cincinnati, or Secaucus if necessary

Any location: The Trainwreck star was willing to relocate to Newark, Cincinnati, or Secaucus if necessary

All the comedian needed, apparently, was a glass of wine and a philosophy that consisted merely of 'Condoms?'

On July 17, Amy's highly anticipated comedy, Trainwreck, will be released in North America.

Directed by Judd Apatow and co-starring Bill Hader and Tilda Swinton, Trainwreck is Amy's first starring film role.

Movie star: On July 17, Amy will star (with Bill Hader, above) in her new movie, Trainwreck

Movie star: On July 17, Amy will star (with Bill Hader, above) in her new movie, Trainwreck

 

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