Nick has been invited to judge the local cat show and naturally refuses - until he learns that some of the owners are not above bribery and might even offer sexual favours.

Turning into a leering Sid James at the prospect, he is soon wooing a pretty cat owner, who has also brought in an injured lamb. A dinner is arranged.

Meanwhile, Briony and a local sheep farmer (Owen Teale) find themselves, against considerable odds, attracted to one another. He has nothing in his life but his sheep and his Pokémon cards, but she can't cook, so that's the end of that - or is it?

Nick, on the other hand, can cook, but he might wish he hadn't made this particular dinner...

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