Zeta Jones caption competition winner

Last updated at 12:09 06 September 2005

The photo for last week's caption competition featured Welsh beauty Catherine Zeta Jones swinging into action during Europe's celebrity Ryder Cup triumph.

There were some cracking lines submitted but as with all sporting contests there can only be one winner and this week a foreign contender has walked away with the caption competition title.

Canadian John Fake from Saanichton, British Columbia, got his nose in front early on and stayed there with his "Disqualified? I can't be! Woosy told me the Welsh always have extra clubs". A clear winner if ever we saw one.

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