HATCHETMAN Hatchet Man's last minute panic station buys: from Robinho to Xisco and Voronin to Frazier Campbell


Robinho (Real Madrid- Manchester City, £32.5m) - Bringing Brazilian style to  Eastlands.

Marouane Fellaini (Standard Liege-Everton, £15m) - Box-to-box midfielder who  could match Tim Cahill for stamina.

Xisco (Deportivo-Newcastle, £5m) - All systems go for another strong  youngster.

Donk (AZ Alkmaar-West Bromwich, loan) - A name like that just has to  succeed.

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Samba style: Robinho


Antoine Sibierski (Wigan-Norwich, loan) Say farewell to the top flight oh  follically challenged one.

Andriy Voronin (Liverpool-Hertha Berlin, loan) One of Rafael Benitez’s worst  signings - and that is saying something.

Collins John (Fulham-NEC Mijmegen, free) - lots of mouth and very few goals.  Plus his names are the wrong way around.

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Andriy Voronin

Berlin-bound: Andriy Voronin


Tyrone Mears (Derby-Marseille, loan) - Je ne sais quoi.

Vitor Flora (Botafogo-Liverpool, free) - Margarine from Botafogo - where is  that exactly?

Fraizer Campbell (Manchester United-Tottenham, loan) - What is wrong with the  bench at Old Trafford?

Tyrone Mears

Au revoir: Tyrone Mears

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