Ronaldo's guide to growing up: As the world's vainest footballer buys himself a son, we present a scrapbook of fatherly advice for Cristiano junior


When a man becomes a father, he naturally wants to pass on the fruits of his hard-earned wisdom to his son - especially when he's reportedly paid $10million to a surrogate mother. So what can Cristiana Ronaldo, the World Footballer of the Year - and prima donna of the century - tell his new baby boy about life, love... and metallic hotpants? DAVID THOMAS imagines the proud daddy's advice.

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