'For my chunky chick': Florists reveal the rudest, loveliest and downright weirdest messages people request to be written with flowers

  • Two florists have shared some of the messages they've sent with flowers
  • Some are short, sweet and witty whilst others are much more crude
  • Some senders have used the note to pen a poem asking recipient out  

By Bianca London for MailOnline

Published: 09:55 EST, 17 July 2015 | Updated: 13:06 EST, 17 July 2015

Anyone who has sent flowers knows only too well the struggle that sometimes comes with penning an accompanying note.

With such a small word limit and the awkwardness of having to dictate the message to the florist, writing an appropriate flower delivery message card that perfectly conveys your message but isn't too cringey is no mean feat.

Two florists, www.blossominggifts.com and www.appleyardflowers.com, have shared the rudest, loveliest and downright weirdest messages people request to be written with their flowers - and it seems that some people really have no shame. 

Two florists have revealed the rudest, loveliest and downright weirdest messages people request to be written with flowers they've sent

Two florists have revealed the rudest, loveliest and downright weirdest messages people request to be written with flowers they've sent

Some senders delivered their flowers with witty one liners, such as 'Just in case the other guys forget', 'this is not a romantic gesture', and 'you didn't think I'd forget did you?'.

Others have clearly used the opportunity to pen a 'romantic' poem hoping to bag a date. Indeed, one cheeky sender wrote: 'To someone very special... Violets are blue, roses are thorny, please be my girlfriend, because I am horny.'

Another hopeful note reads: 'Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1,000 miles. If train 'A' is going 95 miles per hour, and train 'B' is going 85 miles per hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?'. 

One modest man sent the note: 'You are my world my beautiful lady, love you millions from your tramp xxx',

One modest man sent the note: 'You are my world my beautiful lady, love you millions from your tramp xxx',

One sender bizarrely sent the short note: 'For my chunky chick' with his flowers

One sender bizarrely sent the short note: 'For my chunky chick' with his flowers

Another hopeful note reads: 'Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1,000 miles. If train 'A' is going 95 miles per hour, and train 'B' is going 85 miles per hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?'

Another hopeful note reads: 'Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1,000 miles. If train 'A' is going 95 miles per hour, and train 'B' is going 85 miles per hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?'

Longer messages include: 'Happy anniversary! Every day I fall more in love with you, well... apart from those days you really p**s me off... just sayin' xxx'

Longer messages include: 'Happy anniversary! Every day I fall more in love with you, well... apart from those days you really p**s me off... just sayin' xxx'

One cheeky sender added: 'To someone very special... Violets are blue, roses are thorny, please be my girlfriend, because I am horny'

One cheeky sender added: 'To someone very special... Violets are blue, roses are thorny, please be my girlfriend, because I am horny'

A short but sweet note on one bunch of flowers reads: 'You didn't think I'd forget, did you?'

A short but sweet note on one bunch of flowers reads: 'You didn't think I'd forget, did you?'

One modest man sent the note: 'You are my world my beautiful lady, love you millions from your tramp xxx', whilst another man added the bizarre one liner: 'for my chunky chick'. 

Longer messages include: 'Happy anniversary! Every day I fall more in love with you, well... apart from those days you really p**s me off... just sayin' xxx', whilst more touching ones include the short and sweet note: 'Sorry I forgot again. Happy anniversary.' 

Discussing the messages, a spokesperson for Appleyard Flowers, said: 'It is a pleasure to receive such a mixture of gift messages to accompany bouquets. 

'From "Happy Birthday", romantic words or even personal jokes, it is great to see flowers used for what they are best at..... one person's heartfelt gesture to another.'

Among the more touching notes is one reading: 'Sorry I forgot again. Happy anniversary'

Among the more touching notes is one reading: 'Sorry I forgot again. Happy anniversary'

Wittier notes include this one from someone who clearly doesn't think sending flowers is cool (but did it anyway)

Wittier notes include this one from someone who clearly doesn't think sending flowers is cool (but did it anyway)

Some senders delivered their flowers with witty one liners, such as 'Just in case the other guys forget'

Some senders delivered their flowers with witty one liners, such as 'Just in case the other guys forget'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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