'I broke my tooth ripping his shirt off!' The Real Housewives Of New York get 'rabid' at Bethenny Frankel's raunchy party
Bethenny Frankel's party went off-the-hook on Tuesday night's episode of The Real Housewives of New York.
The boozy businesswoman threw the bash to promote her new line of Skinnygirl drinks - and the Housewives lapped them up.
After dancing with several topless suitors, Sonja Morgan tried to remove one man's '$400 shirt' with her teeth - leading to an unfortunate injury.
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Wild ladies: Bethenny Frankel (right) threw a party on Tuesday's The Real Housewives Of New York City - while Sonja Morgan (left) managed to break a tooth
'I broke my tooth ripping his shirt off,' she told Bethenny, who fell to the floor laughing - causing her scarlet jumpsuit to slip out of place.
'My boob fell out hearing that story,' yelled Bethenny, 44, as her friends picked her up.
'I peed at my own party,' Bethenny continued, having blamed her drunkenness on the fact that she 'hadn't eaten dinner.'
Hot guys: Sonja's wild night involved dancing with many topless men
Injury: It was when she was trying to rip off a shirt that Sonja managed to break a tooth
Hilarity: When Bethenny heard the tooth story, she collapsed in laughter
Wardrobe malfunction: All of that laughing caused Bethenny's breast to fall out of her outfit
Too much fun: Bethenny admitted to peeing herself after Sonja's mishap
Empty stomach: Before her party, Bethenny failed to eat dinner and therefore got very drunk
Work and play: The party was a promotional event for her Skinnygirl brand
Fun for all: With the exceptions of Carole Radziwill and Dorinda Medley, all of the Housewives came to the soiree
'Even that first drink went to my head,' she explained.
Sonja, 51, and Ramona Singer, 58, had been in the middle of day-drinking when they received their invitations to the event - delivered by two young hunks in tuxedoes.
'Oh I love these guys,' they cooed, accepting bouquets of roses from the men.
Day drinkers: Earlier, Sonja and Ramona Singer spent time together with drinks
Welcome interruption: That was when they received their rather fancy invitations to Bethenny's party
Appreciative: Sonja made it clear that the hot men and flowers were very welcome
The party was also littered with handsome men, although Ramona was less than impressed with the selection.
'I want to make sure they have something to look at,' said Bethenny, who accused Ramona of being 'rabid' and desperate to find a man.
'She's like a dog in heat, like a rabid, wild animal,' she declared, adding several times that 'Ramona wants the hot guys!'
Imitation: When she realized that Ramona had complained and then left, Bethenny mocked her friend
Frustration: There may have been some frustration at Ramona's ongoing man issue
'Like Saving Private Ryan': Bethenny compared getting Ramona laid to a very deadly movie
Breaking point: That frustration - mixed with alcohol - inspired Bethenny's later rant
'She, Sonja and Luann... we should just set up a mud wrestling pit,' Bethenny told her other friends.
But after only a short time at the man-filled party, Ramona quietly left.
'Ramona has a bounty on her vagina, she's in the phase where she does not want to go somewhere unless a possibility of getting laid exists,' Bethenny said.
'But getting Ramona laid is like Saving Private Ryan. We're all gonna die trying,' she added.
No hard feelings: Everyone was having too much fun partying to care about Ramona's departure
Ramona's separation from her husband of 22 years, Mario Singer, was the impetus behind much of this behaviour, as the RHONY star explained to Page Six in a recent interview.
'My dream guy would be someone who is not threatened by me,' Ramona shared.
'I would need someone who is very bright because I feel I'm very intelligent, someone who has children in college or older, someone who has a great sense of humour and doesn't take anything too seriously.'
Unimpressed: Ramona had trouble finding a man to interest her and left the party early
With so many points to meet, it was not surprising that the hot guys at Bethenny's party were not her type.
Ramona also made it clear that she was not in a hurry to get too involved.
'I'm dating - not putting any labels on anything,' she said. 'I'm living in the present.'
Sad journey: Carole and Dorinda meanwhile travelled to England in order to retrieve the ashes of Carole's late husband, Anthony
Carole Radziwill and Dorinda Medley, meanwhile, visited London to collect the ashes of Carole's late husband.
'I'm nervous about meeting the priest, having not been to church in decades, and maybe saying the wrong thing to him,' fretted Carole, 51.
Anthony, Carole's husband, died 15 years ago - he was a television-news executive and the son of Prince Stanislas Radziwill of Poland.
Remodels: Because the church that had held the urn was converted into condos, Carole had to take possession of it
Old wounds: Although he died 15 years earlier, collecting the ashes brought up old sadness
Until recently his remains had been in a church in the British capital - but when the building was made into condos, Carole had to collect them.
'It's like the biggest practical joke he could have played on me from beyond the grave,' she joked.
Getting emotional after retrieving Anthony's urn, Carole regretted that she couldn't have 'just one more day' with her man.
She and fellow widow Dorinda, 50, later had a heart-to-heart conversation during afternoon tea at their hotel.
Comforts: Carole enjoyed wine and laid alone on the bed after her errand
Similar sadness: Dorinda's husband also died, and she had many associations with London
Both women recalled sad times leaving the hospital after being told their husbands were dead.
'I can't believe some of the similarities we share,' remarked Carole as the two women bonded over the shared experience.
The bonding continued with a little gossip while shopping on Bond Street and complaining fellow Housewife Luann de Lesseps.
Growing closer: Sharing their sad histories brought Carole and Dorinda much closer together
Positive results: Despite the sad nature of the trip, Carole and Dorinda seemed to enjoy much of their time
'She's a hypocrite,' said Carole, recalling an incident three years earlier in which Luann had barged into her hotel room.
Later at a swanky London party, Dorinda met with her old friend Trinny Woodall of the British TV show What Not To Wear.
'She's cheeky and complimentary at the same time,' Dorinda said of her celebrity friend.
Gossip girls: They also bonded over insults directed at fellow Housewife Luann de Lesseps
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