So what DID foul-mouthed Mourinho say to furious Chelsea doctor on the touchline? Expletive-riddled row revealed by lip reader 

Jose Mourinho screamed 'son of a b***h' at Eva Carneiro as foul-mouthed Chelsea boss's

This is the full exchange between Jose Mourinho and Eva Carneiro after the Chelsea boss lost his cool with his medical team as they raced onto the field to tend to Eden Hazard. In the footage released by Sky Sports, Mourinho was clearly incensed as the club team-doctor and head physio Jon Fearn ran onto the pitch during Saturday's 2-2 draw. Deciphered by a lip reader working for MailOnline, Mourinho was seen shouting: 'Hey! HEY! Get off the pitch now. F*****g hell.' 

BBC radio host is suspended after 'misogynistic' rant in which he claimed that 'moustached librarian-type' mothers should breastfeed in private because it was a 'throwback to the Stone Age'

BBC Radio Solent DJ Alex Dyke is suspended after breastfeeding rant

Alex Dyke said breastfeeding was 'unnatural' and a throwback to the Stone Age during his show on BBC Radio Solent on Wednesday prompting complaints on social media and the petition on change.org. During the 10am show, his comments included: 'It is 2015. Ladies, mums, we don't like breastfeeding in public, honestly we don't.' A petition, started by Maisie Jameson, calling for him to be taken off the air, reached more 5,500. She wrote: 'There is already a stigma around breastfeeding, and we don't need ill-educated misogynists like Alex Dyke to make it even more apparent.'

BBC branded 'pathetic' for stereotyping after Newsnight host Evan Davis claimed dating app Tinder allows 'straight people to behave like gay men' by providing an 'easy hook up service'

The controversial comments were made by Evan Davis during the programme last night ahead of a discussion about the impacts of dating apps

Girl, five, dies after her head became trapped in a 'disability lift' at a residential property in Weymouth

Firefighters attempted to rescue the young girl, whose head had become stuck in the lift at an address on Emmadale Close (pictured) in Weymouth, Dorset, but were unable to save her.

Police investigate Britain's first ever case of CYBER-FLASHING after commuter receives unwanted graphic picture on her iPhone using Airdrop feature 

Lorraine Crighton-Smith said she felt 'violated' after she received the graphic image of a stranger's genitalia on her smartphone via Apple's Airdrop feature while on the train in south London.

Armed police are pictured swooping on suspect at King's Cross Station as hundreds of commuters are evacuated

British Transport Police arrested a 40-year-old man on suspicion of possession with intent to supply of a Class B drug at around 3pm at the station in central London.

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A month's rain in just hours: Storms to dump inches of water on the South as hail, lightning and flooding is forecast

UK weather gets a month's rain in two days as summer is washed away

Weather warnings have been issued for all regions except the North East and Britons have been told to expect heavy and thundery rain, torrential downpours, a risk of hail and lightning and possible flooding. Forecasters warn that as much as a month's rain could fall in a matter of hours in some parts of the South. They are blaming a thundery area of low pressure that developed over northern Spain and is moving northwards. MeteoGroup said the air would be warm and humid, with the rain that was expected to have hit the South West last night reaching most of England and Wales by noon today. Pictured: Two shoppers hop over a large puddle in Eastbourne, East Sussex (left) while a drive battles through surface flooding on Brighton sea front (right). Seemingly undaunted by the heavy rain, a baby is pictured (inset) laughing in an overturned umbrella under a tree in a park in Surrey.

Pensioner, 72, and her dog were both killed when winds up to 100mph blew them into the path of an oncoming car

Grandmother Rosemary Crosland, 72, from Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, had braved the stormy January weather to take her sheepdog, named Casper, out for a walk.

Boris reveals Cameron could stand down in 'late 2018' despite pledge to serve 'full' five year term

Mayor of London Boris Johnson with a cabbage at the Royal Hospital Chelsea in London, as they take part in horticultural therapy run by charity Gardening Leave, which helps ex military service personnel recover from the invisible scars of conflict. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Wednesday August 5, 2015. The Mayor also apologised to Londoners for the strike, admitting they would face "huge inconvenience". See PA story INDUSTRY Tube. Photo credit should read: John Stillwell/PA Wire

The London Mayor's remarks come despite Mr Cameron last week insisting he would 'be PM for the next five years'. Before the election he said he would not stand for a third term.

Lord Janner WILL appear in court tomorrow to face child sex abuse charges after his lawyers lost their bid to stop him attending 

The former Labour peer and MP was ordered to appear at Westminster Magistrates' Court in London in relation to 22 charges spanning a period from the 1960s to the 1980s.

Lowering the tone? Kerry Katona's 12-year-old daughter hits back after online trolls give them less-than-warm welcome to their new neighbourhood

Kerry Katona's daughter Lilly-Sue hits back at Twitter and Facebook trolls

She was hoping for a fresh start for her and her family. But a handful of Kerry Katona's new neighbours haven't been so welcoming and when a local newspaper informed residents that she'd moved into the small East Sussex town of Crowborough on Monday, they accused her of 'lowering the tone' of the area. Kerry's eldest child - Lilly-Sue (left, next to her mother), 12 - took it upon herself to stand up for her mum, her stepdad George Kay and siblings Heidi, Molly and Max in an open letter (bottom right), posted on her personal Twitter account on Tuesday.

Hotel staff at Turkish resort packed with British holidaymakers stage mock ISIS attack with fake guns and cans of 'fuel' just six weeks after Tunisian beach massacre

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Jason Phythian, 43, was relaxing beside the pool at the five-star Grand Yazici Mares hotel in Icmeler, Turkey, when resort staff at stormed the pool area with fake guns and liquid cans marked with 'fuel'.

Epileptic teenager drowned in canal following suspected seizure just hours after receiving the grades she needed to go to university

Sophie Drozdzik was delighted after receiving a distinction in her BTEC from Warwickshire College.
Hours later her body was discovered in a canal in Dickens Heath in Solihull, West Midlands.

A fitting tribute to a much loved rogue: George Cole's iconic 'Arfur' hat takes pride of place at his funeral as Dennis Waterman says emotional farewell to the most liked man in acting 

Minder's George Cole funeral saw Dennis Waterman say farewell

The funeral service for Cole (inset) who died earlier this month aged 90, is being held today at Reading Crematorium, Berkshire. The actor is best known as loveable rogue Arthur Daley (whose hat, right, was put on display during the service) from the TV series Minder, with Waterman as his likeable bodyguard Terry McCann. Cole's co-star Waterman (pictured arriving at the service with wife Pam, left) who once described him as one of the 'nicest blokes in the world' is to give eulogy at the service.

Cilla Black will be laid to rest next week in the same Liverpool cemetery as her parents after a private ceremony at the church where she married her husband Bobby

Cilla Black's family has confirmed that the funeral will be held next Thursday at St Mary's Church, Woolton, where she and husband Bobby Willis married in 1969 after her death on August 1.

Mother, 48 who moved her car 8ft from her driveway to her front garden 'so refuse collectors could reach her wheelie bin' is prosecuted for attempted drink-driving

Angela Myers, 48, Hunmanby, near Filey in North Yorkshire, was worried the bin collectors would not be able to get her bin down the drive with her red Vauxhall Frontera in the way.

Whitehall 'in denial' over vote fraud: Anti-corruption tsar issues warning after he is asked to chair review on the issue 

Former Cabinet minister Sir Eric Pickles said the recent scandal in Tower Hamlets, where a court ordered the removal of mayor Lutfur Rahman, highlighted the risk of the problem occurring.

Grieving widower fined £160 for arriving 45 minutes late for his wife's burial - even though gravediggers told him there was 'no rush'

Frank Blades was left shocked when he noticed the fee on top of a £6,000 charge from funeral directors following the burial of wife Violet at a cemetery in Worksop, Nottinghamshire.

Pictured: The keen cyclist arrested along with his wife and three teenage daughters on suspicion of plotting to join ISIS in Syria

Algerian-born Lakhdar Djelloul (pictured), 51, his British Muslim covert wife Janice, 53, and their three teenage daughters were arrested in Bethnal Green, east London, on suspicion of terror offences.

Number of boys and girls getting A and A* A-level grades FALLS for fourth year in a row but a record number are off to university

A-level results sees record number of students off to university

A record number of students have already won places at university this year, with more than 400,000 already accepted on to degree courses. It comes after experts revealed that more than a quarter of A-level results announced today will be at least an A grade. This is in spite of government efforts to toughen up public exams in recent years after complaints they were getting easier. However, around one in three students will fail to achieve the grades needed for their first choice of university and will join thousands of other applicants applying for vacant courses through clearing. Pictured, Jordan White receives his results at Winstanley College in Wigan, Lancashire (inset) and a group of pupils from Manchester School for Girls celebrate their grades.

Generation FEAR: Trust in people not to lie and rip us off collapses among the young

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Over the last decade the number of people under 35 who admit they are deeply suspicious of those around them has increased by more than 50 per cent, survey reveals

More English schoolchildren to get Chinese-style maths lessons as minister hails 'one of the best things department has done'

Sixty English-speaking teachers from China, were placed in British schools last September to promote methods such as rigorous daily maths lessons and homework.

Labour council spent £188million on state-of-the-art library - but now it can't afford to buy any BOOKS and is asking for donations 

Birmingham libraries plead with locals to donate books published in the last 12 months just two years after city's new £188million library (pictured) opened.

'They are well-educated people fleeing for their lives': Benefits Street star White Dee calls for Britain to open its borders after meeting 'skilled and ready to work migrants' on a visit to the Jungle in Calais 

White Dee calls for Britain to open borders after visiting 'jungle' camp

The reality star visited the French port's notorious 'Jungle' settlement as part of a series of programmes she is making for a local TV channel. She showed them footage of Benefits Street on her phone and bought them food and supplies. After spending a day in the camp, she said the 5,000 or so people living there should be allowed to move to the UK, insisting: 'They are not interested in benefits - all they want is to feel safe and work hard for a living.'

SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Bride's joy reunites jailed Huhnes

Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce's daughter posted this wedding snap online and her proud father can be seen smiling on the right of the picture two years after he was sentenced.

Chris Eubank bid to talk suicidal man out of jumping from a bridge ended in tragedy when the person fell to his death after police escorted the boxer from the scene, inquest hears 

The 49-year-old former boxing champion had spotted a commotion above the busy M23 near Crawley, West Sussex, when he pulled over to try and help.

15-year-old is diagnosed with a life-threatening liver disease after doctors told him SIX times that he was 'just a moody teenager'

Sam Fitzgerald, 15, from Irthlingborough, Northamptonshire, was diagnosed with Wilson's disease, where copper gathers in the liver and brain, leading to fits of rage and a loss of motor control.

Revealed: Four out of five burglaries are NEVER solved because police give up before even identifying a suspect

D0RRYK A burglar trying to get into a house by the back door

Last year, forces in England and Wales shut down 80.2 per cent of investigations into break-ins without identifying a suspect, official figures revealed today.

Very 'survival of the Labour party' under threat, warns Jack Straw as Corbynmania sees 400,000 sign up for leadership election

Labour leadership contender Jeremy Corbyn during a campaign rally at the Arts Centre Theatre in Aberdeen as Mr Corbyn takes his campaign to Scotland. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday August 13, 2015. The front-runner in the leadership race attended a public rally in Aberdeen and will attend a second rally and Dundee later today, before taking his message to Edinburgh and Glasgow on Friday. See PA Story POLITICS Labour. Photo credit should read: Danny Lawson/PA Wire

The former home secretary savaged the hard-left candidate's 'economic illiteracy' and warned he represented 'a vote for perpetual opposition' which threatened the future of the party.

Even superheroes go on holiday! Masked 'Bromley Batman' swoops in to save tourist couple from gang of muggers in Cornish resort

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A man dubbed the 'Bromley Batman' who prowls the streets fighting crime has saved the day again - this time saving John Salter from being mugged while on holiday in Cornwall.

Former supermarket worker probed by police after appealing for 300-strong gang to go with him to Calais and 'burn' the migrants trying to reach the UK 

The rant was posted on Plymouth man Marty Stephens' (pictured) Facebook page and issued a call to arms for a 300-strong gang to travel with him to violently resolve the migrant crisis.

You're in the Army now! Junior soldiers aged 16-18 pass out in front of their proud parents after completing their initial training 

The junior soldiers marked the completion of a year of military skills training and vocational qualifications at the Army Foundation College in Harrogate, North Yorkshire.

Glories of secret Britain: Why there is nothing better than strolling through the absurdly pretty port of Tobermory - or these 19 other idyllic villages

Why there's nothing better than strolling through Tobermory

These tiny villages are some of the nation's best kept secrets yet it's these classic hamlets, towns and beauty spots which are the pride of Britain. With undiscovered gems from the southern shores to the Welsh Marches, these secret spots offer everything that the British countryside has to boast about. With stunning scenery, incredible buildings and perfect Tudor pubs, these 20 idyllic villages are the perfect escapes. Above main, Tobermory, capital of the Isle of Mull, and Edensor in Derbyshire, inset.

Four month delay to honeymoons: Growing number of couples waiting for first holiday as husband and wife to save more money and stave off post-wedding blues

Couple kissing on a beach and enjoying their honeymoon.

Newlywed couples are now waiting for an average of four months before they go on their first holiday as husband and wife, with many wanting to save for their honeymoon, a poll has found.

Two teenagers 'from same family' die after getting into difficulty at water reserve in the Norfolk Broads 

The bodies of a boy, said to be 14, and a girl, believed to be 16, were pulled from the waters at Thorpe Marshes Nature Reserve in Thorpe St Andrew, near Norwich, yesterday evening.

Bobbies on the beach: British police officers sent to Magaluf top up their tans and take a dip in the sea at their luxury hotel... but it's party time as usual for the all-night revellers

British police officers sent to Magaluf top up their tans and take a dip in the sea

PC Martina Anderson and Sgt Brett Williams, pictured at their hotel (right) and on duty (inset), are at the popular destination as part of a two-week pilot scheme, which has been launched in a bid to control rowdy British holidaymakers. After complaining their stuffy uniforms were too hot for work, the pair looked happy enough this morning as they stripped down to swimwear before laying their beach towels down on beds round the pool. Both officers were also spotted going for a relaxing dip in the sea (left) near their four-star adults-only retreat before clocking on for their third shift of the week. The scheme is already facing questions after it emerged they have no powers of arrest and are not working at night-time when most of Magaluf's drink and drug-related problems occur.

The Victoria Cross awarded for the bravest act Churchill ever saw as the British cavalry made its last-ever charge goes up for sale for £15,000 

Thomas 'Paddy' Byrne, from Dublin, was among 400 servicemen of the 21st Lancers who were dispatched to Omdurman in one of the pivotal battles against the fanatical Mahdi in Sudan in 1898.

Clarifications and corrections 

An article on August 3 headlined "7-10 Calais migrants get into the UK" implied Chief Constable Pughsley of Kent Police estimated 900 migrants were reaching Britain from Calais every month.

Is Philip Hammond running the country? Call for Cameron and May to cancel holiday as Foreign Secretary is left to chair Cobra

The Prime minister holds his first Cabinet meeting in Downing Street since his election last week, including Foreign minister Philip Hammond.
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The Prime Minister and Home Secretary Theresa May have left London for their holidays, leaving the Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond to chair the Cobra emergency committee on Calais.

MPs under fire for £1million revamp of Westminster Tea Room despite fact they could be about to move out of Commons 

Commons officials were unable to provide details of the refit beyond saying that it involved essential 'health and safety' work as part of a 'catering refurbishment project'.

Was badly stored cyanide to blame for the catastrophic Chinese warehouse blasts that killed 50? Panicked families flee 'toxic cloud' after secretive officials refuse to list deadly chemicals kept on site

Was stored cyanide to blame for Tianjin warehouse explosion in China?

At least 50 people have died and 700 injured after two blasts erupted at a warehouse for hazardous materials in the port city of Tianjin, leaving an apocalyptic landscape (main) of incinerated cars (inset), crumpled shipping containers and burnt-out buildings. As a team of chemical experts were sent to assess the scene, officials fuelled panic by refusing to say what was being stored at the site or offering any explanation for the cause of the disaster. However, it is believed the warehouse contained at least 700 tonnes of sodium cyanide, a highly toxic chemical that can kill rapidly if inhaled, along with other highly flammable and dangerous materials. A chemical called toluene diisocyanate which can penetrate the skin and cause poisoning was also being stored at the plant, according to a Chinese doctor who warned people to wear gas masks and cover their bodies.

At least 60 dead and scores injured after suspected ISIS militants detonate a massive truck bomb in a packed Baghdad food market

The truck detonated in Jameela market in the Iraqi capital's crowded and predominantly Shiite Sadr City neighbourhood shortly after dawn, according to two local police officers.

Six Islamists are sentenced to death in Pakistan for deadly attack on Peshawar school which killed more than 150, including 132 children 

Pakistani military courts have sentenced seven Islamic militants to death over a series of attacks, including an assault on a school that killed more than 150 people in Peshawar last December

There's more police than Parisians: High profile security presence at controversial 'Israel beach' on the banks of the Seine leaves the sand empty

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Some 500 extra officers were drafted into the French capital, as pro-Palestinian groups gathered to protest against a section of the Seine being used to promote the city of Tel Aviv.

Greek economy actually GROWS despite the financial chaos that has brought the country to a virtual standstill 

According to the new figures, the Greek economy posted zero growth in the first quarter of the year after having contracted 0.2 per cent in the last quarter of 2014.

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Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri pledges allegiance to the Taliban's new chief Mullah Akhtar Mansour in his first public announcement for almost a year

In a new audio recording, Zawahiri paid tribute to the late Taliban chief Mullah Omar, whose death from tuberculosis was confirmed by Afghan-based jihadis last month.

Japanese boxer, 24, bursts into lawyer's office, cuts off the 42-year-old man's penis with garden shears and flushes the organ down the toilet after discovering wife's affair

Officers from the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department (pictured) said Ikki Kodukai may have been acting out of revenge over his wife's romantic involvement with the 42-year-old victim.

Shocking pictures from inside neo-Nazi military camp reveal recruits as young as SIX are being taught how to fire weapons (even though there's a ceasefire)

Extremists from the Azov unit, a far-right militia which is defending Mariupol, eastern Ukraine, are running a week-long summer military camp, to teach children how to survive in conflict.

STEPHEN GLOVER: Why are we wasting millions on a cowardly sleazebag like Julian Assange?

Where is the politician decisive enough to bring the Julian Assange farce to an end? It is costing the British taxpayer £10,000 a day - more than £3.5 million a year, writes STEPHEN GLOVER.

DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Stop prolonging the Iraq agony, Sir John 

For most Britons, Sir John Chilcot's endless delay in publishing his report on the Iraq War has become a national joke. But for the families of those who died there is nothing funny about the situation.