Announcement: real faces are once again allowed! Details within. :)

WakeAndVape · 2015-08-24T22:49:36+00:00

Why am I having such a difficult time deciding if this is satirical or not... If it is, this is very good satire.

MadMat23 · 2015-08-25T00:03:46+00:00

Wow, Poe's law is in full swing again

wilk · 2015-08-25T04:30:06+00:00

Can you add one more criteria to the list of excluded people? Namely short people, because that would be punching down.

merthsoft · 2015-08-24T22:20:41+00:00

What if I'm more underprivileged than the picture I'm posting, so I'm still punching up? Like, what if I'm a poor, gay, black, elderly woman, and I post a picture of a rich white woman?

FookMiFookYuu · 2015-08-24T23:32:59+00:00

I3lizzard · 2015-08-24T23:18:48+00:00

You guys are the worst. I got really excited when I saw the title. You got me good.

PixyFreakingStix · 2015-08-24T22:20:14+00:00

Does hair or eye color matter, Jess? Will dark-haired, dark-eyed straight white men be in some sort of gray area that blonde, blue-eyed straight white men won't?

FemmePetite · 2015-08-25T13:17:02+00:00

Right now and people will agree with me, the only face I want to punch right now is the idiot who wrote the rules and the monkey that enforce it. Your rules makes yourself a hate group that want violence towards a specific group of people. [White Males] You are being reported. I left you a present in case you didn't understand what I'm saying. .

http://imgur.com/19xBQME

Yanmega · 2015-08-25T03:09:56+00:00

Ive been reading this sub for twenty minutes and still have no clue whether or not this is all done ironically

DSaucy66642069 · 2015-08-24T23:56:16+00:00

is this real

WWJadis · 2015-08-24T22:35:46+00:00

This post has a punchableface.

Tevye101 · 2015-08-24T23:09:40+00:00

holy fuck this is stupid

HeadVsBrickWall · 2015-08-25T13:49:12+00:00

How the hell are you supposed to be able to tell someone's sexual orientation from their face? Or how wealthy they are?

I sense the taint of SJWs.

downvoteacct1 · 2015-08-25T15:29:44+00:00

I find myself in a quandy, a conundrum if you will, vexed by one nagging question that I don't think I'll ever get an answer to. On the one hand, we have HarrietOrDanielle's behavior which many would not consider particularly kind, hateful words like racist and fucktard are often used to describe it. On the other hand we have HarrietOrDanielle's behavior when confronted with her less than amiable actions, which is to barricade herself in her own little world and accuse everybody who is unhappy with her behavior of being "privileged" and "impossible to bully"

So you see, after much deliberation, I can't figure out which one of these makes HrrietOrDanielle a much bigger cunt. And this is really bothering me, I guess I'll never know. But I do know 4 things are true.

No one, in the history of Ever, has ever been jealous of HarrietOrDanielle.
If HarrietOrDanielle posts shit that offends people, HarrietOrDanielle shouldn't act surprised and indignant when people start complaining about it. Even if it doesn't offend her, things like compassion and empathy exist. And if HarrietOrDanielle wasn't a big pile of shit, she would realize that, and think about how other people might feel about it before letting verbal diarrhea spew forth from her mouth.
HarrietOrDanielle's policy of locking shit and sweeping it under the rug is detrimental to the community as a whole. Is the fact that HarrietOrDanielle is a horrible person relevant to the sub? It is not. People might not want to contribute to it as a result. However, because of this policy, HarrietOrDanielle knows, and frequently exploits being the cunt that she is, that she can say whatever dumb shit she wants with no repercussions. The second anyone tries to say something about it, they will be silenced after 10 seconds, life will go on, and HarrietOrDanielle is free to do the next stupid thing without fear of any lasting negative backlash.
HarrietOrDanielle is a cunt, she will always be a cunt, and if she ever somehow manages to find a SO of equal cuntitude, as to stand her cuntness, and have children with him, the resulting family would be the largest collection of cunts to ever exist.

So where the fuck am I supposed to find punchable faces now? I dunno. I guess we'll find out.

AnalEclipse · 2015-08-25T15:32:20+00:00

This subreddit used to be good. Anyone with a punchable face would be submitted without context. Now the mods turn out to be racist and all posts rely on punchable personalities.

tv_executive_nj · 2015-08-25T15:52:12+00:00

This sub just killed itself.

notheebie · 2015-08-25T15:55:58+00:00

Wtf happened to this sub. I wish it would have closed instead of turning in to what ever retarded shit this is.

estrnblk · 2015-08-24T22:16:31+00:00

So I can only post pictures of affluent white males between the ages of 18 and 40, and only if they are not disabled.

Still mad.

alysonskye · 2015-08-25T00:49:39+00:00

You know, you guys clearly put a lot of thought into how to make this sub a bastion of free speech, and I salute your efforts. This is truly the only fair way.

shrekman123 · 2015-08-25T01:39:00+00:00

Oh I get it. Anyone who isn't a straight white male isn't a real person.

Seriously this is fucking hilarious though. These tools are basically just implying women and minorities etc are far too weak to be able to receive the same criticism as humans.

JCaesar42 · 2015-08-25T12:46:25+00:00

Hey guess what?

Go fuck yourself.

gotovoat_ · 2015-08-25T13:04:03+00:00

So bullying is okay if its against white men, those scum bags. Okay, racist, sexist mods.

Also, scourge upon fempire!

FemmePetite · 2015-08-25T13:36:34+00:00

/r/punchablefaces you do know before the rules change, you were considered a satire with an open door policy on who we should we vent our punches. .

With the new rules, you have basically turned a satire/comedy sub into a sexist hate group that targets only certain groups of white men. [like KKK, but more specific] Even /CoonTown allowed free for all posting. .

You however are promoting and enforcing that people participate in letting out your aggression towards /white /euro-american /above means /male. You are nothing more then /fatpeoplehate EXTREME, at least fatepeoplehate included woman and race. You however are specific in your target which is a REDDIT VIOLATION and you have been reported and I hope others will report you.

DoctorAtheist · 2015-08-25T15:46:48+00:00

This is the stupidest, most racist, most bigoted thing I have ever heard.

Yshaana · 2015-08-25T16:15:00+00:00

This is horribly Racist.

NADER_THE_GATOR · 2015-08-24T23:16:23+00:00

Oh wow this is just getting better and better

Dks_Rainbow_Sparkle · 2015-08-24T23:04:17+00:00

Um. What if it's a priveledged black person? Like this. Is that ok? This avoidance of bullying is looking a little like racism and sexism to me. Not that I give a shit.

SRS-SRSLY · 2015-08-24T23:04:05+00:00

They're allowing faces again? Okay well fun's over for me, unsubbed.

OH WAIT IT'S ONLY WHITE CIS MEN HAHAH NICE, resubbed.

Wait I don't want pictures of white cis men all over my front page, unsubbed.

PungentMelon · 2015-08-25T02:31:43+00:00

How is pictures of white males still not "bullying?" Are you saying it's fine to go out in public and smack a wealthy white dude because he's not a "minority?"

stancho1 · 2015-08-25T08:46:41+00:00

What about people of mixed origin, like half-white/half-brown? Can we post only the white side?

cabinfervor · 2015-08-25T12:10:01+00:00

Aaaaaand unsubscribed.

FemmePetite · 2015-08-25T12:16:00+00:00

So instead of free speech, you turned into a hate group, one that hates white north-american people. lol. [screenshots new rules] You guys are fucking idiots and this is coming from who you labeled oppressed...

dogbulb · 2015-08-25T12:48:35+00:00

What about cisgingers?

Astrongconfidentwhmn · 2015-08-25T13:50:22+00:00

/u/spez

AltTab · 2015-08-25T14:07:30+00:00

Do we have a rule for trans-black people? Like Sean King, for instance?

rockidol · 2015-08-25T15:57:50+00:00

With that in mind, we've come to the conclusion that the best, and indeed only, way to prevent bullying is by only allowing those who are completely unoppressed to be targeted; as it's impossible to bully a perfectly privileged person."

That is the dumbest thing I have ever read. You all must be trolling, no one is stupid enough to believe that (well maybe they would if it justifies their own bullying).

FrankTheodore · 2015-08-25T16:08:50+00:00

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, feminists don't achieve anything..

Tankbot85 · 2015-08-25T16:40:08+00:00

Man, the SJW agenda is in full swing on Reddit. Fuck this place. Unsubbed.

kerovon · 2015-08-25T00:24:07+00:00

So, I would like to ask a few questions for clarification.

Do you have a hard and fast rule for the definition of elderly (underage is obvious), or is it a loose definition. Would someone particularly punchable, like Donald Trump (69) be an eligible candidate for submission, despite being generally considered elderly? Would the retirement age be a possible threshold (62 in the US, though as low as 56 in South Korea)?

This one might run afoul of both the socioeconomically disadvantaged subjects and the otherwise disabled subjects clauses, but what about the poor sufferers of Affluenza? These poor rich people never were able to learn how to be responsible, which I could see someone arguing to be a halting in their development. Would one of these sufferers of Affluenza qualify for submission here (though the original sufferer was below 18, so he would be excluded due to underage). Especially because their socioeconomic class (filthy rich) resulted in them being highly disadvantaged (near terminal levels of douchebaggery) when dealing with the outside world.

Are there any adjustments for people from foreign countries who, while they would not qualify under US standards due to being an underprivileged minority, might not be considered as such in the country in which they reside? I was thinking about a case such as a corrupt Chinese politician or some such. It is entirely understandable if you don't wish to open this can of loopholes, but I just wanted to confirm.

Thank you for the time and attention you have devoted to making this sub worthy of SRS pbuf (peace be upon the fempire).

EDIT: Would being a convicted criminal count as being in a socioeconomically disadvantaged class? They do have substantial barriers to reintegrating, but I don't normally hear them included in discussions of disadvantaged classes.

RedCanada · 2015-08-25T01:45:28+00:00

Brilliant, mods, brilliant! Brava and brava!

This sub has become the top place on Reddit for trolling some very hurt and angry people who need to grow a thicker skin and can't take a joke.

yacubian · 2015-08-25T00:06:42+00:00

PBUF I love you

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iycm · 2015-08-24T22:29:56+00:00

Wow you suck

Baba_OReilly · 2015-08-24T22:37:54+00:00

Screw this. I'm going over to r/Imgoingtohellforthis.

dungareejones · 2015-08-24T23:23:14+00:00

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scazaum · 2015-08-25T04:45:25+00:00

technically black, brown and asian are not minority. also, how the fuck do you know if somebody is gay or w/e just by seeing a photo?

Inc-Redditor · 2015-08-24T23:20:23+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's just Tumblr logic... How about anyone with an objectively punchable face can be submitted so long as oppression isn't the motive, title or details in/of the post?

z3r0f14m3 · 2015-08-24T23:21:58+00:00

Yup... done with this shit.

balznago · 2015-08-25T00:19:37+00:00

As a middle class white American male between the ages of 18 and 40, I feel singled out and discriminated against. Why are you guys bullying me? I think you need to revise your policy. Thanks.

RanchoUnicorno · 2015-08-25T06:20:53+00:00

mrw people actually thought this sub was going back the old ways

JustAnotherLemonTree · 2015-08-25T06:34:14+00:00

Well bummer, I wanted to post a pic of an acquaintance of mine who is brainwashing her boyfriend to join a cult. Plus she outright said in a FB post that she wants all non-Christians kicked out of the country.

Such a punchable face, but the rules preclude posting her pic. :/

Ketsu · 2015-08-25T10:14:44+00:00

Tumblr is leaking again

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2015-08-25T12:58:55+00:00

So what you're saying is that you're only allowing the targeting of healthy, white, males. That sounds extremely, oh I don't know, racist? And you're "excited" about this new policy? Good bye for good.

zZGz · 2015-08-25T15:10:11+00:00

So basically we can only post white people?

gr8 cuck m8

Lailita · 2015-08-25T04:18:40+00:00

Isn't the whole point of punchablefaces to be about wanting to punch the face of a person, no matter their gender, race, or orientation because they have a punchable face? This seems like a total bastardiaztion of what this sub is supposed to be about.

Spounge84 · 2015-08-25T04:28:10+00:00

How is this not discrimination?

marcus-livius-drusus · 2015-08-25T05:09:15+00:00

So you are saying that rich black men are oppressed? If you are defining rich black men only according to the colour of their skin, rather than by what they have achieved as individuals, that seems pretty racist.

Also, would I be able to post a picture of black men who oppress others and are generally evil people? Like Robert Mugabe?

Nyerf · 2015-08-25T05:25:34+00:00

This sounds like some form of Tumblr bullshit. Did somebody get triggered?

coffeetablesex · 2015-08-25T05:54:38+00:00

not sure if joke or if SJW wet dream

mailorderoctopus · 2015-08-25T00:55:07+00:00

Oh of course, we gotta punch white people now. I'm bisexual, and honestly this move is horseshit. I want to punch a bunch of people who are minorities, not because of the fact that they're minorities, but because they have punchable faces.

LOTO-12 · 2015-08-25T02:01:20+00:00

I fucking love this subreddit.

whalezzzzZz · 2015-08-24T23:36:21+00:00

So only white guys? Aren't you discriminating against white people by making that rule?

BeastMcBeastly · 2015-08-24T22:16:01+00:00

Best mods ever

Armenian-Jensen · 2015-08-25T08:11:20+00:00

God this is hilarious. Praise be on the fempire

balznago · 2015-08-25T00:24:11+00:00

Well, see you guys around. This sub was fun while it lasted.

Elturiel · 2015-08-25T01:54:23+00:00

This is racist as fuck

Waka_Flocka_Filioque · 2015-08-25T06:13:12+00:00

this sub is good now

CaptainRene · 2015-08-24T23:23:46+00:00

I'm sure this is a pretty high-flying satirical mockery of the overly sensitive nature towards anyone but straight white males that reddit has taken as a flag to sail under, but... I'm still fucking disgusted. Good job admins, if anyone is to be applauded for running a huge inside-joke that pops a lot of blood-vessels, it's you guys.

Ti-Cereal · 2015-08-25T01:11:29+00:00

Y'all are some seriously stupid people.

Duncanconstruction · 2015-08-24T22:39:40+00:00

Hi, just wanted to pop in and say that I love the direction you're taking this sub! Keep up the good work!

themistermatt · 2015-08-25T12:19:05+00:00

If you're a straight, white, physically able, middle aged, wealthy male - punch away!!

FrankTheodore · 2015-08-25T16:07:23+00:00

ha.. what a joke..

SJW_H8R · 2015-08-25T16:19:59+00:00

Truly the most retarded post I've ever seen. Only white males allowed on the sub? This is more racist than Coontown. Fuck your fempire bullshit, and fuck your website. You're all a bunch of cunts and I can't wait to see this place fade into non relevance. You fat feminist cunts ruin everything on the internet. I hope you eat yourselves to death.

vudeux · 2015-08-25T16:38:15+00:00

I love that they're declaring that only middle-aged, white, cis men are "real". Ah, that's beautiful.

AwYisBreadCrumbs · 2015-08-25T16:38:20+00:00

I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not. rofl

Poes law tho

pastaXpesto · 2015-08-25T16:39:07+00:00

top kek

Smolensk · 2015-08-25T17:02:55+00:00

Would someone explain to me why having white skin and a penis makes it more okay to treat another human poorly? I'm legit confused on this one

Deresetese · 2015-08-25T17:16:29+00:00

Wat?

crumbaker · 2015-08-24T23:18:31+00:00

What a crock of shit.

A_Cylon_Raider · 2015-08-24T22:19:56+00:00

I really think this new policy is going to take us in exciting new directions and hopefully encourage posting of some great content. As always, if you have any questions or concerns feel free to send us a modmail - after all, it's your helpful comments that have brought us to where we are today.

My_Cat_Is_NRA_Member · 2015-08-25T12:23:59+00:00

This is EXACTLY what Ellen Pao would have wanted. Wow, how far redddit has gone downhill...

Valvert · 2015-08-25T11:11:13+00:00

This sub is so amazing now, this is fucking hilarious. Pbuf.

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