Scouting report - Graeme Swann - Notts
Last updated at 20:46 15 August 2007
You are featuring a spin bowler.
Must be time to contemplate
winter tours!
Yes. England are not going to pick
their squad for Sri Lanka until
mid-October but the end of the
Indian series is the cue for
speculation as to who will be
heading to Kandy, Colombo and
Galle in December.
And if we are touring Sri Lanka
there must be a need for
someone other than Monty to
match the threat of Murali.
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Not sure about matching the
great man but we definitely need
to pick one, if not two, twirlymen
other than Monty to give it a go.
Isn't Adil Rashid a shoo-in?
He's certainly the coming man but
Geoff Boycott and all at Yorkshire
reckon it's too soon for him.
So, who does that leave us with?
Haven't you looked at the top of
the page?
It's the off-spinning
all-rounder, media star and
prankster-in-chief from Trent
Bridge. Swann has 37 first-class
wickets this year, is thriving in all
forms of the
game and has
character.
Character?
Character didn't he let
himself down
when he
toured South
Africa with
England seven
years ago?
Word was the
only 'flash' of
inspiration he showed was on
the dressing-room balcony.
We all do silly things when we are
young. Granted, Dean Headley had
to take the young Swann to one
side and tell him to show captain
Nasser Hussain a bit more respect,
but he has matured. Now 28, he is
at his peak.
Are you sure he's matured?
Apparently he's trying to grow
a handlebar moustache. Blond
facial hair?
He will look like
David Soul in his prime.
Back in your Hutch. The Notts
boys are having a moustache
growing competition to raise
funds for Cancer Research.
Let's hope they have more
success with that than in their
attempt to win the Second
Division.
Steady. This season England have
already gone for one Notts
bowler who failed at his first go
with England — Ryan Sidebottom.
Surely Ryan isn't trying to grow
a moustache? We won't be able
to see his face if he gets any
more hair.
Maybe that's not a bad thing.
Have you seen his facial
contortions when Matt Prior
drops yet another catch. Pretty,
he ain't.
Who is Swann competing
against?
Well, other than Rashid, James
Tredwell of Kent has his
admirers, Warwickshire's Alex
Loudon is bowling again and
Worcestershire's Gareth Batty is
coming with a late charge.
Batty? He went to Sri Lanka last
time and took six Test wickets
at 66!
Swann it is then...
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