Alan Fraser's review: Impartial? You're taking the Mickey, Ian
With Reid and Wright as the studio pundits and
an old-fashioned horseshoe desk in the middle
of a retro set, it was very much a case of back
to basics for the launch of ESPN’s Premier
League coverage.
Not that the job of hired analysts — in this case
Peter Reid and Ian Wright — is to teach our
children good, sorry, well.
All that you can expect is a bit of footballing insight and the requisite impartiality.
Rebecca Lowe and Ray Stubbs will front ESPN's football coverage
Oh dear. ‘I’ve got to go with Arsenal,’ the Arsenal fanatic said when asked for a prediction.
‘I fancy Everton, funnily enough,’ the Everton
man declared.
At least Reid referred to his beloved Blues
throughout in the third person.
Wright, on the
other hand, might just as well have donned a
replica shirt, a red-and-white woolly hat and
his Gooner boxer shorts for the occasion.
The ‘we’, ‘our’ and ‘us’ tripped off his tongue as if he were still employed by the north London club.
‘We should try and exploit that,’ Wright said of
the Joleon Lescott affair.
‘We’re more a top
four side than Championship contenders . . .
when you get past our first XI . . . Sharvin is still
new to us . . .’
And so on and so on.
Whereupon, someone obviously had a word in
his shell-like. The personal pronouns
disappeared from his vocabulary, the damage
already done.
That particular nag had already
bolted.
One worries about a
return, however, if ESPN
insist on hiring partisan
pundits specific to each
game.
Will we, for
example, have Ossie
Ardiles taking his seat
when a ‘Tottingham’
match is broadcast?
What about the dreaded
Alastair Campbell
appearing when it is
Burnley’s turn?
What
price a medium giving
viewers the thoughts of
the late, great Sir
Stanley Matthews when
Stoke City make their
ESPN debut?
A glass spelling out a message on a ouija board, letter by letter, would have been preferable to Wrighty.
Ian Wright and Peter Reid were guests pundits for the Everton versus Arsenal clash
Everton were doubly represented on
Saturday, as it happened, with former player
and manager Joe Royle, a sexagenarian these
days, providing a somewhat lifeless
commentary alongside the highly capable Jon
Champion.
Champion is none the worse for
being one of those commentators who work
hard in advance on their script.
‘A tribal game unified in respect,’ was how he
aptly described a wonderfully sustained
appreciation for the life of Sir Bobby Robson.
Thoroughly professional Ray Stubbs at the helm represented the kind of safe pair of hands that the new boys needed while Rebecca Lowe proved herself both articulate and fearless in asking the tough questions of both managers.
I liked the fact that Arsene Wenger and David
Moyes were required to hold ESPN
microphones for their pre-match and postmatch
interviews.
Can’t wait to see Fergie doing that.
Of course, it was entirely Donald Duck, pardon
the Disney rhyming slang, that the first of
ESPN’s 46 scheduled live Premier League
games this season should provide wonderful
Arsenal attacking play and an amazing seven
goals.
There is no substitute in televised
football for goals.
Cheer up, Peter Reid.
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