The Tomb Raider seemed at home among the peers. Well, she is used to ancient relics: QUENTIN LETTS sees Angelina Jolie in the House of Lords
Alabaster ankles, a raised brow from which tumbled the inkiest hair, and two hands uncommonly slender; these last she clasped, a portrait of prayerful poise, until she employed them to gesticulate with slow sweeps through the air, as though stirring custard.
Angelina Jolie was giving evidence to a temporary House of Lords select committee on sexual violence in conflict.
Cue a bubble of excitement in the committee corridor. This was a ticket-only event, with police and tailcoated ushers in attendance.
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Angelina Jolie giving evidence to a temporary House of Lords select committee on sexual violence in conflict
Ms Jolie-Pitt explained that rape has become an all-too-political instrument of war as she appeared before the committee
George Osborne wandered past to give evidence to an economic committee next door.
He saw the throng for Angelina and realised that he would be playing to a near-empty house. ‘I know my place,’ said the Chancellor.
She was listed on the order paper as Ms Angelina Jolie Pitt, special envoy of the UN High Commissioner for Refugees and co-founder of the PSVI. The PSVI is an anti-rape group created by William Hague when he was Foreign Secretary.
The soon-to-be Lord Hague, who gave evidence alongside Ms Jolie yesterday, has been teased about his association with her. People have said he was star-struck. A shallow view.
As he and his entirely admirable companion explained, rape has become an all-too-political instrument of war.
The committee was chaired by Lady (Emma) Nicholson, the one-time Tory MP who fled to the Lib Dems in the 1990s. Bet she regrets that now! Mind you, she extracted a peerage from her defection.
Gosh, she’s grand, Milady Nicholson. I bet Angelina J has not been patronised to quite such a degree since she left school. Think Lady Thatcher/the Dowager Countess of Grantham with a soupcon of Thora Hird. Also on the committee: the EU’s Lord Hannay, tanned like a ginger nut, and Glenys Kinnock, who (amazingly) is even windier than her husband. The Bishop of Derby, alas, was a no-show, depriving us of jokes about the bishop and the actress.
A-lister, Ms Jolie, spoke expertly, with melodrama, about the victims of sexual violence
Ms Jolie, star of Tomb Raider, seemed at home among the peers, as well she might. Her character in that production was ace with ancient relics.
The committee listened with respect to Mr Hague and another witness, Lady Helic (remarkable in her own right as an emigre of Bosnia-Herzegovina).
But it was the A-list star who drew their gazes. Lord Hannay essayed a look of worldly ennui but one sensed he had not been this feverish since he saw the preliminary draft of the Lisbon Treaty.
Her diction at first was a little disappointing for so prominent a thesp’.
Projection, dear! Soon she picked up the acoustics and we heard her more clearly.
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The public was sitting behind her but craning from a side-angle I copped the occasional view of giraffe-ish eyelashes.
Her skin was almost freakishly pale. A ring on one finger was the size of a billiard ball.
She spoke expertly, without melodrama, about victims of sexual violence she had met: a little girl in some benighted war zone who had rocked to and fro, weeping, brutalised.
‘I felt absolutely helpless,’ said Ms Jolie Pitt, her delivery nicely spare.
Mr Hague argued that this was a legitimate area for Foreign Office involvement: rape was used to make reconciliation in war zones harder, and to increase terror which increased the flow of refugees.
Rape is a tool of ethnic cleansing. It went unsaid – though is surely true, and no less legitimate an aim – that Christendom’s championing of women’s rights is a poke in the eye for chauvinist militant Islam and its more thuggish regimes.
The most powerful moment was when Ms Jolie Pitt flung wide her arms and asked us to imagine what we would do if women in our own families were raped.
It was done with a flourish no politician quite would have attempted and showed why she has been so strong in this role.
And as it finished, and she prepared to exit: a small, theatrical bow to the audience.
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