Comedian Alan Davies aims extraordinary rant at Chelsea trio John Terry, Jose Mourinho and Roman Abramovich

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Arsenal supporter Alan Davies has hit out at Chelsea in an explosive rant
The comedian has described Chelsea as a 'disgusting institution'
Davies was speaking after his beloved Arsenal were beaten by Chelsea
John Terry, Jose Mourinho and Roman Abramovich came under fire
His rant came during a weekly hour-long Arsenal podcast

Published: 18:15 EST, 29 September 2015 | Updated: 03:40 EST, 30 September 2015

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Stand-up comedian Alan Davies has hit out at Chelsea captain John Terry, manager Jose Mourinho and owner Roman Abramovich.

Davies, known for his work on television programmes QI and Jonathan Creek, has said Russian owner Abramovich ‘cruises clear in ugly legitimacy’ while owning the west London outfit.

His rant, which came during a weekly hour-long Arsenal podcast called 'The Tuesday Club' alongside fellow comedians, did not cut short at the wealthy oligarch as he claimed Portuguese tactician Mourinho has a ‘narcissistic personality’.

Comedian Alan Davies has launched a staggering attack at Premier League champions Chelsea

Owner Roman Abramovich was among those to come under fire during Davies' extraordinary rant

Davies described Chelsea's John Terry, pictured ahead of his side's defeat by Porto, as a 'racist criminal'

Captain Terry, who was found guilty of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand by the Football Association in September 2012 but cleared of using racist language in court, has been described as a ‘racist criminal’ by Davies.

The 49-year-old went on to label the current Premier League champions ‘a disgusting institution that’s rotten from the top’.

Arsenal supporter Davies, speaking on September 24 following his side’s 2-0 defeat by Chelsea, said: ‘[Arsene] Wenger’s more like a Jedi – he’s going through the universe using the force for good. Every now and then there are people who are using the force for bad. Be advised, this delusional personality disorder starts at the top.

'Of all the reprehensible scumbags masquerading as talent successful stars in their field, you have to start with Abramovich.

'Now, he is the billionaire with yachts and legit business interests and helicopters, and the grim reality of the blood-stained gold rush that was the break-up of the former USSR, the handing over of huge state utilities, of the right to print money to oligarchs, to keep them out of western business hands.

Arsenal fan Davies claims Portuguese tactician and Chelsea boss Mourinho has a ‘narcissistic personality'

'There are no bodies buried, make no mistake. But now, he cruises clear in ugly legitimacy in needy London, where we'll sell anything to any dubious foreign national, without asking what crimes or human rights violations they committed to amass their sickening wealth.

'Of course, a man like that would hire a man like Mourinho, a walking narcissistic personality disorder. And of course, he would have the racist criminal Terry as his leader, and the sociopathic violent thug as his centre forward.

'And they would be paraded as heroes in front of millions of impressionable children worldwide. it's inevitable, it's a disgusting institution that's rotten from the top all the way down to its racists fans pushing black people off tubes.

'This is far more than a s**t club with no history, this is a stain of football, on London, on humanity.'

Then asked who wrote that, Davies replied to laughter: 'I did. I wrote that at the weekend at a time I was having a massive sense of humour failure at football.'