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[–]Cr3X1eUZ 412 points413 points  (54 children)

Keep the Poors and the Almost Poors fighting, to distract away from the people who are actually fucking them over.

[–]Hail_Mosley 452 points453 points  (53 children)

The Jews.

[–]TheVegetaMonologues 209 points210 points  (26 children)

THE JEWS CONTROL ISRAEL! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[–]Kramer_rulez 48 points49 points  (12 children)

You're all falling for Mexico's long con.

[–]QuickStopRandal 55 points56 points  (10 children)

...s...siestas?

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Si

[–]mulqmook 13 points14 points  (2 children)

estas

[–]debausch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Esta bueno

[–]EllaL 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm down.

[–]philmoskowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't say Si, say Oui.

[–]ginkomortus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know, if there's a conspiracy to send Central American immigrants across the boarder to spread their insidious naptime, I'm all for it.

[–]Vukk_Hsyrd [score hidden]  (0 children)

Man I'd be so cool with it if Mexico took over the world and they were like "all right everybody, here's how it's going to be: we're going to eat tacos, and we're going to take some fuckin' naps."

Best overlords ever.

[–]fpsmoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean Canada's long con.

[–]PunkPenguin 26 points27 points  (8 children)

The guy you're responding to thinks he's being serious though. Not sure he's being satirical lol

[–]Alphaetus_Prime 21 points22 points  (5 children)

I just checked out his comment history. Either he's serious or he's a very dedicated troll.

[–]can_into_space 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Well of course he's serious; look at the evidence!

[–]SmartSoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick, someone hide me.

[–]tommyservo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Jesus Christ!

[–]StrongBad04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oy vey, shut it down!

[–]Centaurus7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah look at his comment history he is 100% serious.

[–]M4rkyboy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oswald Mosley was the leader of the British Fascists. I think the dude's being serious.

[–]MisterBergstrom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.

[–]Darth_Corleone [score hidden]  (0 children)

Settle down, Thrillho

[–]BeenWaitingForSoLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'The Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!"

[–]THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Easy Ronaldo.

[–]mandyrooba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ronaldo is always right though, we're fucked.

[–]ghost_movement 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thanks, /pol/

[–]Tank_Kassadin 6 points7 points  (3 children)

-Ben Garrison

[–]jesus67 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Zyklon B. Garrison

[–]bustedcougar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ben "Full Auto on a Mulatto" Garrison

[–]-Andrew_Ryan- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben "Empty my Nine at the welfare line" Garrison

[–]peacebuster 29 points30 points  (5 children)

The Jews did this.

[–]buckduckallday -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

More like a bunch of people that just so happen to be Jewish.

[–]Whatnameisnttakenred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish all races, all peoples, could come together in harmony to fight our common Jew enemies.

[–]voNlKONov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much.

[–]Pkock [score hidden]  (0 children)

Actually Hassidic Jews did this really recently to a suburb in New York state, I don't remember the thread, but basically they could only buy a few houses, so they just rented them super low cost to very low income black people until everyone in the neighborhood sold to them before the property values tanked.

[–]kabukistar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't normally laugh at racist jokes. But when I do, they're well-timed racist jokes.

[–]BitterAtLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jews were merely pawns of the Reptilians. Wake up sheeple.

[–]Toux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They own the world. Literally, there is a high chance the land you are living on is owned by Jews

[–]Bacon_Hammers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how Dole and Tropicana fit into all this.

[–]drinks_antifreeze -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Am Jew.

[–]bdbdbbbd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would check out this guys comment history before up voting him for what I initially assumed was a humorous comment.