Cheat on the wife? A nice boyo like me? Tom Jones has a remarkable life story to reveal - but he doesn't always tell it

Tom Jones has a remarkable life story to reveal in OVER THE TOP AND BACK

Hang on to your giddy knickers, because Tom Jones sure has a remarkable life story to tell. The problem is, he hasn't told it in this book. For over 500 pages of his first and only autobiography, complete with moody cover shot and stockades of showbiz photographs (captions include: my Rolls-Royce, belt buckle competition with Elvis, poolside tea in Bel Air), we get chapter and verse on Jones The Voice, Jones In Vegas, Jones The Born Again Bluesman and Jones The Sir.

PICTURE THIS: Musicals: The Definitive Illustrated Story

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With their catchy tunes infused with drama and their sparkling dance routines, musicals have had audiences tapping their toes and singing along since around 5BC.

Nice suit, shame about the fluff in your turn-ups! A book on the history of clothes explains the reasons for weird fashions

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Good, I thought, as I picked up this book - I may find the explanation for some of the weird things I have worn, or stopped wearing over the year.

If you want to know the future, ask a chimp - they're just as good as predicting events as 'experts' are

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Right-thinking people have long suspected that the vast majority of the pontificating political and economic pundits on TV and in the press are like Manuel the waiter in Fawlty Towers.

A love letter to the trees that saved a man's life: How trees can inspire tears of joy

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The Night of the Big Wind swept across Ireland, without warning, on January 6, 1839. The most ferocious hurricane in the country's history wrecked 42 ships.

Sick with desire: He was a selfish brute, but poet Ted Hughes oozed such sex appeal he may even have driven women insane 

Sick with desire: He was a selfish brute, but poet Ted Hughes oozed such sex appeal he may

One of poet Ted Hughes's many girlfriends was once approached by her landlady who said that she recognised her gentleman caller. He was someone very famous, wasn't he? Who did the landlady think he was, the girlfriend asked. Engelbert Humperdinck, she said confidently. There was always something of the matinee idol about Ted Hughes: 6 ft 2 in tall, often dressed in a black corduroy jacket and with a face like a hawk.

Front row at fashion shows? That's just so last year, dahling! The z-list is now the very best place to be in fashion

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The latest news on the fashion front is that ST is the new FROW. Decoded, this apparently means that the z-list standing places at the back of fashion shows are desirable.

You think he's cute, he thinks you're lunch: How this wildlife cameraman risked his life to capture images of polar bears

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Wildlife cameraman John Aitchison has risked his life in order to capture unique glimpses into the lives of wild animals, spending hours waiting patiently for just the right shot.

So, who will win the Booker Prize?

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That time of year has come again when six writers more used to the solitary life dress in their finery and attend the Booker Prize dinner.

PICTURE THIS: Creating the illusion 

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Fired by Conde Nast, photographer Cecil Beaton turned his hand to designing costumes. Praised for his romantic vision, his outfits were worn by stars including Barbra Streisand.

Mirrored bedrooms - all the rage in ancient Rome. This new survey of Rome's imperial rulers is impressive

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The Roman historian Suetonius attributed to the Emperor Tiberius the statement that to lead the Roman people was 'to hold a wolf by its ears'.

Knocked for six by his demons: How this thoughtful and assiduous biography of W.G. Grace separates fact from fiction

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Next month, it will be a hundred years since W. G. Grace died. But those of us who follow cricket with an enthusiasm that verges on mental illness are still fascinated by the old goat.

Killer heels! Not to mention toxic socks and radioactive belts - how our clothes have been the death of us for 200 years

Alison Matthews David's Fashion Victims reveals how our clothes are the death of us

We think of clothes as one of life's harmless pleasures. They are as necessary to us as food (even the naked rambler wears boots and a hat). But at the same time as keeping us warm, dry and decent, clothes are the way we present ourself to the world. In the time that it takes to change an outfit, we can become completely different people - formal, glamorous, playful or seductive. And like good food, stylish clothes can bring a sparkle to a dull day.

Bush came to lunch, Fergie drank him under the table...David Frost knew everyone who was anyone - but did they really know him?

Sir David Frost, who died two years ago in his cabin while preparing to give a one man show aboard a cruise ship, was such a dedicated entertainer and pundit that his face was always caked in make-up.

The woman who scared 007 witless: She set fire to her lover's trousers, hit Russell Harty on live TV and was the only Bond girl to leave Roger Moore quaking

Sometimes a person can be so famous and iconic it hardly matters that we would be hard-pressed to enumerate or describe many of their actual superlative accomplishments.

The real story behind THAT fake orgasm: Billy Crystal's autobiography is full of colourful showbiz anecdotes

For those who first encountered Billy Crystal in the 1989 film When Harry Met Sally or who, like me, go back even further, to the Seventies.

So you think you're a loser? All the best people are - the key is the learn from your mistakes and investigate failure

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Matthew Syed writes about success, failure and the necessity of learning from our mistakes in his new book. He says that learning from our errors, not ignoring them, is important.

Adored by otters, cursed by women: How the fascinating, contradictory Gavin Maxwell inspired obsession in others

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One day, in 1984, the teenage Dan Boothby found a book, mis-shelved in the natural history section of his local library, entitled Raven Seek Thy Brother.

PICTURE THIS: Vogue: The Jewellery

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The pages of Vogue have always dazzled with models in exquisite clothing, captured by some of the world's most celebrated photographers. The visual magic is the jewellery.

Brave boys the fat man branded liars: How Cyril Smith's victims were ignored when they tried to expose the abuse they suffered at his hands

Brave boys the fat man branded liars: How Cyril Smith's victims were ignored when they

All this week, Labour MP Simon Danczuk is laying bare how the Establishment, the Liberal Party, the police and even MI5 covered up the industrial-scale child abuse of 29-stone Rochdale MP Cyril Smith. Today, how his victims were ignored and betrayed when they tried to expose their suffering.

The truth about life in an open prison, by VICKY PRYCE - and why the women in our softest jails really suffer

Different life: Vicky Pryce is seen chatting with inmates and a prison officer at East Sutton Park Prison, which she describes at a 'real joy' after serving four days at Holloway

In the finale of her unique inside story, Vicky Pryce, the wife of disgraced ex-minister Chris Huhne, describes life at open prison East Sutton Park.

His little face still looked so beautiful: In Mary Berry's own moving words, the story of the child she lost so young

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In the second extract from her autobiography, published exclusively in the Mail today, Mary Berry describes the sudden death of the son she doted on, pictured left.

Eric Morecambe's son reveals the obsessive dark side of the 'Bring Me Sunshine' boys

Eric and Ernie were together virtually all day every day because of work; so when they became successful, they had an unspoken agreement that they wouldn't socialise with one another

In his compelling new biography, Gary Morecambe talks about his father's relationship with Ernie Wise and how he continued to make them laugh even up until the end.

'Useless Darling was just in it for himself' : Damian McBride reveals how 'poor Alistair' played the media martyr amid economic crisis

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In an extract from his explosive memoirs, Power Trip, Damian McBride reveals how the former Chancellor survived by the skin of his teeth after credit crunch bungle.