Kardashian konfessions! Reality stars share embarrassing secrets - as Kris admits she and Bruce were caught joining the mile-high club, while Kylie recalls 'pooping her pants' 

  • The 59-year-old matriarch shared that after having sex with Bruce in the bathroom, flight attendants congratulated them over the PA system
  • Kendall and Kylie cracked up while recalling the time Kylie, then five years old, had an accident and dragged the mess all over the house
  • Khloe also teases Kourtney for being able to 'queef the alphabet', while Kourtney calls out Khloe's camel toe
  • More on Kylie Jenner and the Kardashians' at www.dailymail.co.uk/kylie 

By Carly Stern For Dailymail.com

Published: 17:10 EST, 20 October 2015 | Updated: 05:04 EST, 21 October 2015

The Kardashian and Jenner women have revealed their most embarrassing moments in a funny new video for Cosmopolitan.com, and the things that get them the most red in the face may come as a surprise to their fans. 

None of the girls - who include Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, and Kris, but not Kim - name any single moment that appeared in front of the camera, either on their reality show or in front of paparazzi.

Rather, Kris, 59, shared in the clip that she was once humiliated by flight attendants that caught her joining the mile-high club with then-husband Bruce Jenner, and Kylie copped to having a very messy accident when she was younger.

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Cover girls: The Kardashian and Jenner women appear on the cover of the latest issue of Cosmopolitan

Cover girls: The Kardashian and Jenner women appear on the cover of the latest issue of Cosmopolitan

Caught in the act: In a video for the site, Kris reveals that her most embarrassing moment happened after she had sex with her ex-husband Bruce in an airplane bathroom - when they were traveling first class, of course

Caught in the act: In a video for the site, Kris reveals that her most embarrassing moment happened after she had sex with her ex-husband Bruce in an airplane bathroom - when they were traveling first class, of course

Oops! They thought they got away with joining the mile-high club, but flight attendants then congratulated them over the PA system

Oops! They thought they got away with joining the mile-high club, but flight attendants then congratulated them over the PA system

In a short called 'Kardashian Konfessions', the current Cosmopolitan cover girls spill - and put each other on the spot. 

'The most embarrassing moment for me was when I was with Bruce on a commercial airliner,' begins Kris, quickly noting that the two were first class. 'And we joined the mile-high club and we thought we got away with it. We had sex in the bathroom and we came out and nobody said anything.

'And at the end of the flight, the flight attendants got on the microphone and congratulated us with a bottle of champagne, and told the entire flight, with about 300 people on board... "Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Jenner, you just joined the mile-high club!'

She went on: 'I could not sqush down in my seat low enough. I was mortified.' 

Stinky story: Kendall Jenner also helps little sister Kylie share her most embarrassing moment, which saw the then-five-year-old pooping all over the house

Stinky story: Kendall Jenner also helps little sister Kylie share her most embarrassing moment, which saw the then-five-year-old pooping all over the house

Thanks, sis: The sisters crack up as Kendall fills viewers in on most of the dirty details
Thanks, sis: The sisters crack up as Kendall fills viewers in on most of the dirty details

Thanks, sis: The sisters crack up as Kendall fills viewers in on most of the dirty details 

Cringe-worthy: Kylie was quite young at the time of the incident but the memory clearly still embarrasses her

Cringe-worthy: Kylie was quite young at the time of the incident but the memory clearly still embarrasses her

Kylie, 18, also divulged her own most mortifying moment - or rather, big sister Kendall, 19, spilled the beans for her, while she laughed and raised her eyebrows.

'I was gonna say something, but I just know they're gonna use it, and I'm too embarrassed to say it,' Kylie says first, before Kendall goads her into beginning her story.

'When I was, like, five,' she starts, before Kendall starts laughing and adds that she knows exactly what Kylie is about to say.

'I, like, s*** myself,' Kylie tentatively continues as Kendall gets hysterical.

'No, she didn't just s*** herself,' she corrects in a super-high voice through laughter. 'She pooped all over the stairs, and it was all over the carpet... so she left a trail of s*** all of the way to her room. This is a real story.' 

Thanks, Khlo: Khloe Kardashian embarrassed bis sister Kourtney on the spot, accusing her of queefing

Thanks, Khlo: Khloe Kardashian embarrassed bis sister Kourtney on the spot, accusing her of queefing

Teasing family: Khloe joked that Kourtney could queef the alphabet - and Kourtney fired back by talking about Khloe's camel toe
Teasing family: Khloe joked that Kourtney could queef the alphabet - and Kourtney fired back by talking about Khloe's camel toe

Teasing family: Khloe joked that Kourtney could queef the alphabet - and Kourtney fired back by talking about Khloe's camel toe

Laughter's the best medicine: The whole family, seen here celebrating their Cosmo cover, had a sense of humor about their mortifying moments

Laughter's the best medicine: The whole family, seen here celebrating their Cosmo cover, had a sense of humor about their mortifying moments

Khloe, 31, and Kourtney, 36, have a cute, sisterly exchange in the interview as well, with Khloe actually embarrassing Kourtney while discussing embarrassing moments. 

'[Was it] when you queefed the other day?' Khloe asks her big sister.

Kourtney, looking like she wants to kill her, laughs but replies with a not-quite humorous tone: 'Khloe, that's disgusting.'

'She could queef the alphabet!' Khloe responds, despite Kourtney's protests.

'You're a queefer. Just say it,' she adds, lifting Kourtney's arm up: 'Everyone, I'm a queefer.'

Kourtney tries unsuccessfully to embarrass Khloe right back, bringing up her little sister's camel toe - but Khloe owns it and even names the private part, telling her: 'Oh, Camille is all Spanxed in her right now.'  

Fashion fail: Kim did not appear in the video, though she previously said she is 'mortified' by the clothes she used to wear

Fashion fail: Kim did not appear in the video, though she previously said she is 'mortified' by the clothes she used to wear

Hubby-turned-stylist: The 34-year-old - who celebrates her 35th birthday on Wednesday - said Kanye helped hone her style

Hubby-turned-stylist: The 34-year-old - who celebrates her 35th birthday on Wednesday - said Kanye helped hone her style

Kendall and Khloe both seemed to be let off the hook from broadcasting their own embarrassing moments in the clip - as was Kim, who didn't appear in the video at all. 

While Mrs. West would have quite a few moments to choose from - namely, her sex tape leaking or her 72-day marriage - the expectant mom did recently admit that most of her old fashion choices make her wince in retrospect.

Reflecting on how much her style has improved since meeting Kanye, she told CNN: 'I mean, back in the day I thought I had the best style. I look back at outfits and I'm, like, mortified.' 

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