The Toddler is singing:
‘Supercalifragilistic*mumble mumble*docious
Even though The Sound of Music…’
Yes, she has created a Mary Poppins/Sound of Music mash up. The hair dye has not fooled her: Julie Andrews is Julie Andrews, no need for separate songs around here.
I have been hoping she will continue on with the original lyrics of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:
‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Even though The Sound of Music is something quite atrocious…’
Accurate, no?
Thus far, The Toddler has not obliged. I have therefore kindly completed the verse on her behalf. I expect that Julie Andrews will be wanting to use my new song, and she is very welcome.
‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Even though The Sound of Music is something quite atrocious
If you watch Mary Poppins long enough, you always will forgive me
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.’
Obviously, following this triumph, I was feeling a little bit pleased with myself, and I have therefore taken the whole thing too far. Oh, yes, I have come up with further Mary Poppins/Sound of Music mashups.
Introducing The Sound of Poppins, in which flying nanny nuns ward off marauding Nazis and amorous chimney sweeps in fairly equal measure. Featuring an award winning soundtrack*, including:
- 1. Sister Maria Suffragette
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2. ‘A spoonful of sugar helps the anschluss go down
The anschuss go down
The anschluss go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the anschluss go down
In the most delightful way’
- 3. My Carpet Bag Things
- 4. Let’s Go Fly a Swastika
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5. Goose Step in Time
(‘It’s the Fuhrer, step in time
It’s the Fuhrer, step in time’)
Actually, they could have used Mary Poppins in The Sound of Music. She’d have got those troublesome Nazis under control. Practically Perfect people don’t stand for invasions of Poland. Of course, then who would have stopped those bloody awful children caterwauling? (People claim the Nazis did nothing for the arts. No one ever remembers that they got the Von Trapps off the stage. Credit where it’s due, I say.)
This is fantastic! I laughed to hard while reading it. Thanks so much for sharing at Twinkly Tuesday.π
umm diddle diddle diddle um diddle eye. I love your sense of humour, it gets me every time! #twinklytuesday
Let’s go fly a swastika! Ha ha! I love it! (The joke, not what’s represented by the swastika, to be clear…)
This is priceless! The hills are indeed alive with the sound of something. Hopeless giggling. What will she come with next“` … What a joy! #twinklytuesday
I’ve just realized that both are Julie Andrews. Sometimes I am rather simple.
Thanks for linking up with #bestandworst
Sooo funny as usual! The Sound of Poppins is going to be a big hit – I can feel it in my water
~MMWBH
This is brilliant! The last line about the Nazis is pure blogging gold! #bestandworst
Debbie
Haha!This is fantastic!I never really liked Sound of Music so this is just great
#bestandworst
I’d love to be a fly on the wall in your house LOL. Loving the Supercala…. Medley. #MMWBH
Let’s go fly a Swastika??!! Hahaha!! Ohmylife β that’s priceless. Can you imagine?? Although β yes β you clearly can!!
Brilliant. Thanks for linking up to #TwinklyTuesday β much appreciated x
Love it. I’m going to be singing these all day now! :/ Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
I hereby award you with the daftest blog of the week! But it’s so bloody refreshing to read blogs like this instead of generic “what we did over the weekend” blogs (no offence to anyone!!)
You never disappoint, The Toddler – you are not only a comedy genius but a musical one too! Mim x #TheList
I’m as daft as they come so I thought this was flipping hilarious! Lets go fly a swastika …Brilliant!!
I now know the answer to the question I have been asking myself since I found your blog!
The Question: “Where do these children get their sense of humor?”
LOL I love this. Wait til they get just a bit older, you are gonna love the things that come out of their mouths! You either need to take this show on the road, or work on making it believable when you disavow being their mother! LOL
Hehee, I’m going to be singing ‘It’s the Fuhrer, step in time’ all day now! thanks for linking up to #TheList xx
Hahahaha, what a truly aaah-mazing post! Loved it and that totally cheered me up on this very dreary Tuesday morning! Thanks so much for linking up! #MMWBH