'Sorry Not Sorry': Penelope Cruz gets into character as she taunts Derek Zoolander after 'threesome' with Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson alter-egos
She's a new addition to the Zoolander cast, playing the sexy love interest of leading character Derek Zoolander.
However, it looks like there may be trouble in paradise for Penelope Cruz's special agent character Valentina Valencia as she appears to cheat on Derek in some sexy Instagram posts.
In a series of images posted over a nine-hour period, Valentina appears to get revenge on Derek by sleeping with two of the worst possible candidates - his arch-enemy Jacobim Mugatu (Will Ferrell) and his best friend Hansel McDonald (Owen Wilson).
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Feeling lonely: Penelope Cruz was lamenting her on-screen love interest Derek Zoolander's 'infidelity' as she lay lonely in a New York hotel room
Following Zoolander No.2's US premiere on Tuesday night, Penelope posted a photo of herself looking lonely in a New York hotel room wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a pair of heels.
In faux outrage, she expressed her distress at seeing photos of Ben Stiller's male model Derek kissing Cara Delevingne in Paris last week.
In a blurring of fact and fiction, she confessed to inviting Will - rather than his alter-ego Mugatu - to her suite, before asking Hansel - not the actor Owen - to join them in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
In her first posting on her official Instagram around 9pm (local time) on Tuesday night, Penelope wrote: 'Dear Derek ... here I am…alone, again, in New York. When we fell in love I knew it was dangerous. Me, a woman with brains, talent and intelligence, and you, a male model with… good skin … and hair. Of COURSE it could never work.
It all started so innocently: Penelope flirts up a storm with Will Ferrell after inviting him to her hotel suite...
'Lately, you have been so busy promoting your "career" it seems you have forgotten the one thing that matters most. Being there for the important people in your life. It’s just a movie Derek, it will come and go, and no matter what you say, it is not a "documentary about your life as an awesome person".
'Also, Ever since I heard about you cheating on me with Cara Delevingne, I have been tortured by the images from your Instagram. And if that wasn't humiliating enough, today I found out you've spent the weekend hanging out with other "models". Today my damaged dignity will speak. Please forgive me for what I am about to do.'
In a second shot uploaded shortly after, Penelope and Will are seen having a friendly chat in bed wearing his 'n' hers bathrobes.
Well, that escalated: A slightly disheveled Penelope in a 'post-coital haze after her hot night with Will, who appears distracted by Derek's Vogue shoot with the actress
Praising Will's prowess in the bedroom, the Spanish actress wrote: 'It started innocently enough…. I heard the brilliant actor and well known lover and swordsman Will Ferrell was in the hotel. I invited him to my room… Just for a few laughs. I told him to shower, put on a robe and to entertain me with funny jokes.
'He was shy at first… afraid…timid… like a young man about to climb mount Everest. The mount Everest of… love. Seriously Derek, what part of your dumb brain thought "Hey, I think I’ll CHEAT ON HER". You realise that’s like, the stupidest move ever, right? Like…… I’ve seen wet garbage in Central Park smarter than that.'
Nine hours later, Penelope boasted the pair had 'done the deed' and had enjoyed getting her revenge on the blue steel pioneer.
Look away now Derek! The male model's best pal Hansel McDonald (Owen Wilson) turns up arms with champagne to join in the fun
Posting a photo of Will reading a magazine with his hair wrapped up in a towel turban, she wrote: 'As expected, we had a pretty good time.
'Derek, You know I am not a bad person. But I knew my affair with Will Ferrell would not be mean enough if I was to willingly hurt you. So I called someone who I probably shouldn’t have. Someone I knew would really really REALLY get under your skin and hurt your feelings and break your heart. And make you sorry you ever cheated on me. So… #sorrynotsorry.'
The fourth and final photo was the ultimate betrayal for Derek, as Peneope was seen looking cosy in the bedroom with both Will and Owen.
He's a cheater! Ben Stiller as Derek was pictured in a saucy photoshoot with model Cara Delevingne in Paris last week
She captioned it: 'That's right, Derek. I called your best friend. HANSEL.'
Zoolander No.2 is the long-awaited sequel to the 2001 comedy, starring Ben as a male model called Derek.
Returning to the cast is the actor's on-screen wife Christine Taylor as reporter Matilda, while Kristen Wiig is a new addition as beauty expert Alexanya Atoz.
Goofing around: Penelope, Owen, Will and Ben Stiller appeared as their characters at the New York premiere of Zoolander No.2 on Tuesday night
On-screen love interest: Penelope and Ben as Valentina and Derek in a scene from Zoolander No.2
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