Geoff LaTulippe

Like, try to imagine being that cool, ever, for even five seconds. You won't be. You won't get close. In your whole life. For any reason.

Also: that slow-mo shot where Wick walks out of the Red Circle basement and into the club is one of the coolest fucking shots ever.

.@ADDelgiacco Best example. No question.

This doesn't get talked about: the music in JOHN WICK is every bit as essential and iconic as it is in something like DRIVE. It's perfect.

@DrGMLaTulippe you could pity them, for theirs is a life that knows not joy and a heart that knows not love.

What would even be the point of knowing someone who didn't like JOHN WICK? What value does that person have? There would be none, and none.

Not gonna lie: that was rough. Had to actually walk away for a minute a couple times. Also? I'm proud to be of #Cleveland. #BELIEVELAND

I'm used to watching the #Browns stuff. But the '97 #Indians footage you don't see much. A little sick to my stomach now. #BELIEVELAND

Wow. Jim Thome hanging his White Sox Jersey in the background for his #BELIEVELAND interview. That's some cold fucking shade, man.

@DrGMLaTulippe thanks you Geoff!

My heart still breaks for @EByner. You have nothing to apologize for, sir. You were (and still are) one of our very best. #BELIEVELAND

(Eyes watered the whole way through the Randy Newman's "Burn On"-backed credits. Not a good sign.)

Fired up #BELIEVELAND on the DVR. Can't think of a good reason I'm doing this to myself right now other than I love that dumb city.

This "straight" man has a mad "straight" Q guys. RT @WalkerWildmon: #LGBTQ is all about inclusiveness, where is the "S" for Straight people?

I thought to myself oh, son You may be lost in more ways than one But I have a feeling that it's more fun Than knowing exactly where you are

This quote from Passenger's "Keep On Walking" *perfectly* encapsulates writing for me lately, so I try to remind myself of it daily:

Sitting in a loud restaurant as #BELIEVELAND is on every screen. Can't hear a word. Still about to weep every five minutes. Sigh.

Excellent Broken Project podcast with @Justin_Marks_, screenwriter, The Jungle Book http://ow.ly/VGvu300c9Ag  via @scottmbeggs @DrGMLaTulippe

How do two dogs become fourteen dogs when lying on a bed where you're trying to fucking sleep? What maths are those????

Hey @bethshax NORMAL ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR is on HBO Signature right now without the HAVOC 2 designation. BAM.

There's some tremendous corporate talent at the networks, but also too many who are scared shitless and reactionary. That doesn't help.

Networks are going to cannibalize themselves if they don't let their comedies find audiences over a couple of seasons. So sad.

I'm out. I can't. I won't. I can justify pretty much any procrastination. But not this. Not this.

GODFUCKSTOP

This is what SIDS feels like.

I hate. I hate. It is all I am programmed to do I hate.

Why. Why is this.

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Less than 16 minutes in. Canceling my life.

This is death. I am writing this from humanity's ledge. Shitting Christ.

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Oh my God. Make this fucking stop.

By the by, also incapable of aging: Lori Loughlin. (I've been watching for four minutes and I want to fucking kill myself.)

THERE ARE THIRTEEN FUCKING EPISODES??????????????? STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH YOU @molls.

And I never even really watched FULL HOUSE, so this should be double interesting.

Looks like I have to watch FULLER HOUSE as "research" for my appearance on an upcoming @Plz_Advise. This is my nightmare. AND SOON YOURS.

Oh fuck. This account is amazing. That avi alone.https://twitter.com/JohnMillerPR/status/731120164180217857 …

Boy the word "disruptor" must have lost a lot of its cache over the years when I wasn't paying attention.

That John Denver was full of shit.

.@MysteryAdExec Like I said, as someone who's never grown up, just slowed down...it's a carnival mirror.

A full 3/4 of the people I meet in LA now make me think, "Aw, I would have loved you when I was 25." #Oldnessosity

*Racist delegate* I denounce him *Racist butler* Him, too *Ivy in shape of swastika* Database error *Parrot quotes Mein Kampf* I can explain

I'm really looking forward to the point of America where people have enough self-confidence to not clap at each other when they talk.

Kind of want to get up in arms about Trump's Butler but he looks old as fuck and will probably die soon so I'll just let nature go to work.

This also helps. But it and THE GRINDER were neck-and-neck for my affections.https://twitter.com/MerrillBarr/status/730920217132552193 …

I can't fucking stand that they canceled #THEGRINDER. That is all. (Happy #THEREALONEALS got a second chance, but still devastated.)

CORBIN Occupation: Baby carrot enabler Tattoos: Bruh, don't. Worst 1st date: Girl was unaware of MC Escher, shit pants. #THEBACHELORETTE