'My boobs were too big’: Bitter singletons take to secrets app Whisper to reveal the bizarre reasons they were dumped

  • People shared the excuses they were given on confession app Whisper
  • One man told his partner he 'forgot' he already had a girlfriend
  • Another person was dumped because they 'ate the leftover pizza'  

They say honesty is the best policy, but that might not always be true when explaining to someone why you're dumping them.

Bitter singletons have taken to confession app Whisper to reveal the bizarre reasons they were given when they were dumped by their other half.

From 'forgetting' that he already had a girlfriend to not being able to cope with her 'boyband obsession', women have been sharing the outrageous excuses their ex-partners have given.

Bitter singletons have taken to confession app Whisper to reveal the bizarre reasons they were given when they were dumped by their other half. One man told his partner he 'forgot' he already had a girlfriend

Bitter singletons have taken to confession app Whisper to reveal the bizarre reasons they were given when they were dumped by their other half. One man told his partner he 'forgot' he already had a girlfriend

One singleton's eating habits appeared to be the problem, revealing that they had been dumped because they 'ate the leftover pizza last night' 

One singleton's eating habits appeared to be the problem, revealing that they had been dumped because they 'ate the leftover pizza last night' 

Another person posted on Whisper that they were dumped because they did not have cable TV

Another person posted on Whisper that they were dumped because they did not have cable TV

Whisper is an app that allows you to share your secrets with strangers anonymously, which might be useful for those suffering from heartbreak. 

Infidelity is a theme that runs through the confessions, with one woman posting: 'He "forgot" that he already had a girlfriend before we started dating'.

Another added that she was told by her partner that he 'didn't know how to tell' his wife about their relationship.

One singleton's eating habits appeared to be the problem, revealing that they had been dumped because they 'ate the leftover pizza last night'.

Infidelity is a theme that runs through the confessions, with one woman being told by her partner that he didn't know how to tell his wife about their relationship 

Infidelity is a theme that runs through the confessions, with one woman being told by her partner that he didn't know how to tell his wife about their relationship 

One woman's breast size appeared to be the main issue in one relationship 

One woman's breast size appeared to be the main issue in one relationship 

While another dumped their partner after claiming that they needed to spend more time with their dog 

While another dumped their partner after claiming that they needed to spend more time with their dog 

Another petty reason for being dumped was not having cable TV, while one person was told simply that they were 'weird' and 'read books too much'. 

Pets were commonly given as an excuse, with one ex saying that they needed to spend more time with their dog.

Meanwhile, another singleton revealed that their partner had given the bizarre reason of 'My fish doesn't think we should be together anymore'. 

Physical appearances were also cited during brutal break-ups, including 'Your boobs are too big'. 

One man took issue with his girlfriend's new haircut, telling her they could get back together in a couple of months if she grew it long again 

One man took issue with his girlfriend's new haircut, telling her they could get back together in a couple of months if she grew it long again 

One partner gave the bizarre reason of 'My fish doesn't think we should be together anymore'

One partner gave the bizarre reason of 'My fish doesn't think we should be together anymore'

Another person was simply told that they were 'weird' and 'read books too much' when they were dumped

Another person was simply told that they were 'weird' and 'read books too much' when they were dumped

While this person was dumped because they made 'expressions with their eyebrows' when they talked

While this person was dumped because they made 'expressions with their eyebrows' when they talked

One man took issue with his girlfriend's new haircut, telling her they could get back together in a couple of months if she grew it long again. 

Another was dumped because they made 'expressions with their eyebrows' when they talked and one person's height was the issue.

They posted: 'I was too tall. As if I were smaller when we started our relationship.' 

Meanwhile, one woman was told by her then boyfriend that she was 'too smart' and that 'he couldn't date a girl smarter than him'.  

Meanwhile, one woman was told by her then boyfriend that she was 'too smart' for him 

Meanwhile, one woman was told by her then boyfriend that she was 'too smart' for him 

One sushi hater told their ex that they were 'too obsessed with sushi' for them to be together anymore

One sushi hater told their ex that they were 'too obsessed with sushi' for them to be together anymore

Another claimed his partner was 'more obsessed with a boyband' than she was with him 

Another claimed his partner was 'more obsessed with a boyband' than she was with him 

People's 'obsessions' were also a sticking point in some relationships.

One sushi hater told their ex that they were 'too obsessed with sushi', while another claimed his partner was 'more obsessed with a boyband' than she was with him. 

Meanwhile, one gaming addict admitted: 'I'm more into my video games than you'. 

One person broke up with their partner by telling them their relationship was 'too easy' and that 'something must be wrong'.

Another said they had 'grown apart' from their partner when they lost their phone for a few hours. 

And one person told his ex that they were related when they broke up - despite the fact they are 'most definitely not related'. 

One person broke up with their partner by telling them their relationship was 'too easy' and that 'something must be wrong'

One person broke up with their partner by telling them their relationship was 'too easy' and that 'something must be wrong'

Another said they had 'grown apart' from their partner when they lost their phone for a few hours 

Another said they had 'grown apart' from their partner when they lost their phone for a few hours 

And one person told his ex that they were related when they broke up - despite the fact they are 'most definitely not related'

And one person told his ex that they were related when they broke up - despite the fact they are 'most definitely not related'

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