‘This is going down faster than the Titanic’: Man winds up his disastrous date after being egged on by his friends over text to perform a series of dares - and posts the entire exchange online

When you know your date is going disastrously, you have a number of options - including legging it out the door.

Or, if you're this man, you can take the opportunity to impress your friends by doing a series of dares they've suggested, ensuring that your date is completely dead in the water. 

A Whatsapp conversation posted on to Imgur by user JimmyHend shows the hilarity that ensued after his friends encouraged him to wind up the woman he was having dinner in London with.

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It starts off with the unnamed guy telling his friends, in a group called 'Football', that he is going on a date with 'that girl from Saturday' in central London

These included ruffling her hair, stealing her food off her fork. and asking if she's ever eaten a toenail.

It starts off with the unnamed guy telling his friends, in a group called 'Football', that he is going on a date with 'that girl from Saturday'.

An hour later he declares the date to be a disaster, texting: 'Well this is going down faster than the Titanic. RIP. Sinking ship'.

He posts a photograph of his blonde date who is on her phone, before writing: 'No idea what to do. Shall I leave?'

An hour later he declares the date to be a disaster, texting: 'Well this is going down faster than the Titanic. RIP.'

He writes: 'No idea what to do. Shall I leave?' But his friends decide they have a better idea, telling him to 'ask if she's had a haircut and ruffle her hair' 

But his friends decide they have a better idea, claiming that he would 'never live it down' if he just left.

One says: 'Can you not crack some jokes? Make things a bit interesting.' Another adds: 'Or ask if she's had a haircut and ruffle her hair'.

The man on the date replies: 'Not a bad shout you know. Hang fire. She's still on her phone, I have an opportunity.' 

Despite his friends saying he 'hasn't got the minerals' to complete the task, he posts a clip that shows him ruffling his date's hair. She jumps back and gives him a dirty look. 

He then posts a clip that shows him ruffling his date's hair. She jumps back and gives him a dirty look 

One of his friends replies 'She didn't look too happy', before the man on the date tells them that she had got up to go the bathroom

One of his friends replies 'She didn't look too happy', before the man on the date tells them that she had got up to go the bathroom. 

But undeterred, his friends say he has to 'keep this going now', with one saying: 'Bet you can't take her fork off her when she's eating her food.

'And you have to video it for proof.'

The man gladly complies, posting video evidence that shows his date looking baffled as he takes her fork as she's eating.

But undeterred, his friends say he has to 'keep this going now', with one saying: 'Bet you can't take her fork off her when she's eating her food' 

The man gladly complies, posting a video showing his date looking baffled as he takes her fork as she's eating

His friends find it hilarious, with one writing ' Hahahahahha nooooooo' and another adding: 'She's gonna kill you looooool'.

Encouraged by their success, one of his friends says: 'Ask her this: "Have you ever eaten a toenail after cutting it off?"'

The man on the date replies: 'Fine. I don't think it can get much worse' before posting a video of the girl taking a large sip of her drink - most likely in response to the awkward question. 

He adds: 'Can't believe I just did that. I need to leave right now'. 

Encouraged by their success, one of his friends says: 'Ask her this: "Have you ever eaten a toenail after cutting it off?"'

Again, the man complies, posting a video of the girl taking a large sip of her drink - most likely in response to the awkward question 

But his friends want him to do one more dare, with one describing the pranks as 'Ladbible material'. 

One of his friends then says: 'Lean back on your chair and get your feet on the table'.

Again, seemingly wanting to impress his friends, he complies, posting another clip showing him with his shoes on the table.

His date then appears to grab her coat to leave, which he confirms when he says: 'She's off'.

The group then congratulate him on his disastrous date, writing 'Hahahaha yes lad!' and 'Absolute scenes'. 

The man says: 'I need to leave right now'. But his friends want him to do one more dare

One of his friends then says: 'Lean back on your chair and get your feet on the table' 

After completing his task, his date appears to grab her coat to leave, which he confirms when he says: 'She's off'