Sun cream and picnic rugs? So passé! Tatler reveals its ultimate summer accessories - from a £65 'wine-carrying bag' to a £4,000 outdoor cinema
- The Sloaney magazine has put together a list of pricey summer gadgets
- The products are guaranteed to make your summer even 'summerier'
- Features a £4,000 home cinema and and an 'amphibious drinks carrier'
If you've got a few thousand pounds burning a hole in your pocket, look no further - because Tatler has put together the ultimate summer gadget guide.
The posh bible recommends an array of eye-wateringly expensive accessories that are guaranteed to 'make your summer even summerier', from an underwater pogo stick to a £4,000 outdoor cinema.
Compiled by their resident gadget columnist Emma Freud, who is married to director Richard Curtis, those who wish to splash the cash on trivial items will delight at this £5,000 wish list.
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Tatler's resident gadget columnist has compiled a list of accessories to make you summer even 'summerier'
The Sloaney magazine recommends investing in silent disco headphones (left) and a wine-carrying bag (right)
First on the list is a bag for carrying booze, essentially a posh wine box with a handle that resembles a handbag. The so-called 'wine-carrying bag' costs £65 on Amazon, although similar styles cost around £50 - and Tatler recommends filling it to the brim with prosecco.
It's billed as 'the perfect accessory' for a school concert, a 'breakfast meeting with an accountant', a parent-teacher meeting or even as a 'private delight' while babysitting.
Next up is a pair of silent disco headphones for those long summer evenings when you want to 'dance all night without disturbing the neighbours'.
But the Sloaney magazine urges caution against dancing in front of your children, who will 'never forgive you'.
One of the more bizarre offerings on the list is an 'air-conditioned dog house' for your pooch, which starts at a cool £460 and which the writer suggests will act as 'a mark of respect for our furry friends'
An underwater pogo stick will set you back £35 (left) while an inflatable outdoor cinema costs £4,000 (right)
A set of 25 will cost almost £500, however - and potential buyers will need a big enough garden to accommodate the obligatory number of guests.
One of the more bizarre offerings on the list is an 'air-conditioned dog house' for your pooch, which starts at a cool £460 and the writer suggests will act as 'a mark of respect for our furry friends'.
The extravagant canine accessory does, however, also come with central heating for those cold winter months - as well as a range of custom features including an engraved name plate and a front porch.
The £75 'electronic amphibious drinks carrier' resembles a toy car with fully-fucitoning wheels, with the added benefit of being able to transport your beer to the sun lounger - without you having to lift a finger
If you've got £4,000 to spare, however, you could really splash out on an outdoor cinema - an inflatable one, no less, that comes with an 'air blower' to inflate it.
While the writer concedes that there really 'aren't that many evenings warm enough to justify an outdoor cinema' in the UK it is still considered a worthy investment.
The penultimate item on the list will only set you back £35, but it also may be the strangest piece on the list; an underwater pogo stick for hopping around in your private pool.
Finally, another poolside accessory in the form of an 'electric amphibious drinks carrier'. The £75 gizmo resembles a toy car with fully-fucitoning wheels, with the added benefit of being able to transport your beer to the sun lounger - without you having to lift a finger.
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