'Damn, I need five TVs!' A VERY excited Leslie Jones hilariously live tweets the Olympics while decked out in USA gear

By Ross Mcdonagh For Dailymail.com

Published: 21:08 EST, 6 August 2016 | Updated: 02:26 EST, 7 August 2016

Step aside Bob Costas.

Leslie Jones has made a case for becoming the future Olympic anchor after spending the opening day of the games live tweeting from her living room.

The Ghostbusters star offered several insightful and occasionally NSFW observations as she shared dozens of ten-second clips from every sport covered so far.

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Goldbuster! A VERY excited Leslie Jones has been hilariously live tweeting the Olympics from her living room

Goldbuster! A VERY excited Leslie Jones has been hilariously live tweeting the Olympics from her living room

Her coverage hasn't exactly been objective, as she decked herself out completely in stars and stripes and screams 'USA!' whenever any competitor is on screen.

In fact, the only non countryman that caught the 40-year-old's eye so far was a member of the Montenegrin water polo team.

'Ok I don't care how weird his hat is. He is FIONE!! Ok focus!! USA USA USA! So cute....no USA USA USA!!' she tweeted with a screengrab of the handsome Olympian.

She hasn't been above criticizing her national team however, including one swimmer who was pictured with his 'lucky towel'.

USA: Her coverage hasn't exactly been objective, as she decked herself out completely in stars and stripes and screams 'USA!' whenever any competitor is on screen

USA: Her coverage hasn't exactly been objective, as she decked herself out completely in stars and stripes and screams 'USA!' whenever any competitor is on screen

Do not disturb: The comedienne appears to have bunkered down for the 16 days of games, setting up three screens in her living room to keep abreast

Do not disturb: The comedienne appears to have bunkered down for the 16 days of games, setting up three screens in her living room to keep abreast

'How old are you dude? That's a lucky towel? What're you Linus, with the blanket? What the f*ck?' she admonished.

She has also asked some valid questions of the officiating, again during water polo. 

'Okay how are you refereeing outside the water? You don't even look like you know how to swim! What the f*ck?' she posed.

Shout out: The Ghostbusters star offered several insightful and occasionally NSFW observations as she shared dozens of ten-second clips from every sport covered so far

Shout out: The Ghostbusters star offered several insightful and occasionally NSFW observations as she shared dozens of ten-second clips from every sport covered so far

Fione: The only non countryman that caught the 40-year-old's eye so far was a member of the Montenegrin water polo team

Fione: The only non countryman that caught the 40-year-old's eye so far was a member of the Montenegrin water polo team

No bike: Safety at the games has been one of Leslie's main concerns, which she voiced as one spectator ran alongside the cyclists: 'Look at this fool. Look at this fool! hey dude, you are not in the race!' she noted

No bike: Safety at the games has been one of Leslie's main concerns, which she voiced as one spectator ran alongside the cyclists: 'Look at this fool. Look at this fool! hey dude, you are not in the race!' she noted

Like all good sports commentators, she isn't afraid to admit when there is a gap in her otherwise encyclopedic knowledge of the each event.

'Hey question: How deep is this water to do this game?' she asked. 'And do you think they peeing on each other? I think so.'

Otherwise, her ahead-of-the-curve observations have been lightning fast and accurate, like when China trailed USA by 91-47 in the fourth quarter of their basketball match, she remarked: 'At this point, this game is f*cking over. Seriously.'

Peanuts: She hasn't been above criticizing her national team however, including one swimmer who was pictured with his 'lucky towel'

Peanuts: She hasn't been above criticizing her national team however, including one swimmer who was pictured with his 'lucky towel'

Intimidating: She admitted even her experiences playing college basketball could not have prepared her for the volleyballers

Intimidating: She admitted even her experiences playing college basketball could not have prepared her for the volleyballers

Team USA: Jones' allegiance is not under question

Team USA: Jones' allegiance is not under question

Safety at the games has been one of Leslie's main concerns, which she voiced as one spectator ran alongside the cyclists: 'Look at this fool. Look at this fool! hey dude, you are not in the race!' she noted.

'Hey can y'all get the f*ck out the way so they can ride they bikes? Y'all in the way! Get out the way!'

The comedienne appears to have bunkered down for the 16 days of games, setting up three screens in her living room to keep abreast.

LESLIE JONES OLYMPIC INSIGHTS 

JUDO:  'They would kick my ass - OMG what in the sweet f*ck'

GYMNASTICS:  'I'm am watching men's gymnastics, they are so short but they are all muscle. Crazy.... crazytown'. 

SOCCER: 'I already know I would be terrible at this game because first of all I would pick up the ball every time. Every time.'

SWIMMING: 'Yo Mia's in first place Y'all! USA! I would so drown. I cannot swim. That's so sad.'  

VOLLEYBALL: 'I'm gonna be honest with you right now: these volleyball players is intimidating me right now. And I played basketball in college. F*ck that.'

CYCLING: 'Man look at that sh*t, look how fast they going. That's crazy as hell, I been done skint all my knees.'

BACKSTROKE: 'Man, look at that sh*t, man. That's f*ckin beautiful, man. They backstrokin like they walkin.'

WATER POLO: 'How they get the horses in the water?! I kid I kid! Olympic humor!! Lmao having so much fun!!' 

 

 

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