The fashion flops Posh forgot: As Victoria Beckham admits to just two fashion faux pas, we jog her memory 

A teeny-tiny handkerchief top for a 1999 night out in London — in chilly October? Brrr!

Yabba dabba doo! At a 1999 party thrown by Elton John, she looks like an extra from The Flintstones

A hot pink corseted PVC jumpsuit? What on earth was she thinking? Fashions were bad back in February 2000, but there was no excuse for this, surely!

Oops, she did it again. But in 2000 Posh, not Britney, hit the town in double denim

Chavtastic! Victoria showcases her design talent in 2000 by turning a Burberry check scarf into a Rambo-style headband to match her bikini top

Flashing the flesh in a barely-there Dolce & Gabbana dress in 2002. But is it slowly unravelling?

Leopard print, lace, snakeskin… out in Paris in 2005, Victoria squeezes several tacky trends into one unsightly outfit

Heading for Elton John and David Furnish’s civil partnership reception in 2005 in an oh-so-skimpy £2,300 number from Italian Roberto Cavalli, accessorised with diamonds and faux fur

The queen of the WAGs has a style wobble in a low-cut top and micro-skirt at the 2006 World Cup

When the Beckhams relocated to LA in 2007, Victoria failed to impress in this trashy zebra Michael Hoban minidress

A Giles Deacon corset mini-dress, thigh-high leather boots and lashings of fake tan were not a good combo in 2009

Boarding a flight out of LA in 2009, she looks oddly like a demented airline pilot in a suede trench, militarystyle hat and aviator sunglasses

Wearing one of her own designs in 2013, she looks oddly like a giant teabag — though this shapeless dropwaister retailed at £855. Gulp!