Half woman. Half fringe. 100 per cent rip-off
The Great British Sewing Bee Tuesday, BBC2 4/5
The Politician’s Husband Thursday, BBC2 3/5
The Wright Way Tuesday, BBC1 0/5
The Great British Sewing Bee finished
last week and it’ll be missed in this house. Yes, yes, I know, it was
knock-off goods.
I know it was dreamed up in Room 567 at the BBC which
has, I’m told, been exclusively set aside for thinking of ways to rip
off The Great British Bake Off, and even has a sign on the door: ‘The
Great British Bake Off Rip-Off Room. Quiet. Ripping Off In Progress’.
The Great British Sewing Bee was presented by Claudia Winkleman, who is smart and ironic and, best of all, half woman, half fringe
So, hardly original but, still, it was sweet, and I grew fond. It was
not hysterical. It was good-natured.
All attempts to ratchet up tension
– Will Sandra pull her scallop out of shape? Will Stuart’s zip pucker?
– were as heroic as they were sublime.
Some of the judges’ comments will, in time, surely become classics of the genre, as in: ‘You’ve got a decent pair of trousers there.’ And: ‘Nice pocket!’
It was presented by Claudia Winkleman, who is smart and ironic and, best of all, half woman, half fringe.
Some
have said Claudia’s fringe should be awarded its own show, but it isn’t
quite as straightforward as that. What about Kate Garraway’s fringe?
You imagine Kate Garraway’s fringe won’t have something to say if
Claudia’s fringe were given its own show? Have you seen Kate Garraway’s
fringe lately? And you don’t think it’s spoiling for a fight?
But the winner? The winner was Ann;
lovely, lovely 81-year-old Ann, whom I’d wanted all along, unlike my
sister, a keen seamstress, who wanted pretty blonde Lauren on the
grounds that ‘it will give sewing a cool, young image’. (Yes, dear, a
win for Lauren and all our teenage children will stop drinking cider in
the woods behind the recycling centre and stay at home to perfect their
buttonholes and pleats. Why has no-one thought of this before?) But it
was Ann for me, and only ever Ann.
When Ann first went to university,
after the War, she wore a skirt she’d fashioned from a pair of her
father’s old trousers, so if anyone deserves a prize in life it’s Ann.
She’s now a reality star, I suppose, although time not exactly being on
her side, she is skipping the bit where she is meant to fall drunkenly
out of a dress in a nightclub and is going straight to having her own
crummy column in Reveal magazine. (Or Closer! Or Heat! Or Now! Or Look!;
there may be a bidding war.)
The Politician’s Husband is a three-part
drama starring David Tennant and if it seems to you David Tennant is
currently everywhere this may be because he is.
Written by Paula Milne,
the initial set-up was swift and neat and sure. It opened with Aiden
Hoynes (Tennant), minister for business, resigning from government on
what we assumed was a matter of principle until his motive became clear:
he was positioning himself to take a tilt at the leadership. His plan,
however, backfired and, betrayed by his closest friend, he soon found
himself hung out to dry.
He felt all this as if it were a physical pain –
‘It hurts, Dad!’ he cried out to his father – and nothing could console
him: not his glass kitchen extension, not hot sex with his wife, Freya
(Emily Watson), and not even, I’m betting, Claudia’s fringe, had it
somehow wandered into view.
The Wright Way is tired, hackneyed, formulaic, ranty, unfunny and dated. Put it next to My Family and My Family would seem avant garde
But Aiden spots a way forward when Freya,
also a politician, is offered a cabinet post.
Once she’s on the inside,
he reasons, he can work her like a puppet to mastermind his own
comeback. But will Freya play ball?
Milne has said she wanted this to be a drama about what happens to a marriage when a wife’s career starts overshadowing her husband’s but, so far, it is all a bit thin emotionally, and is playing out more as a straightforward melodrama on the venal nature of politics in a world which doesn’t always ring true.
Why doesn’t anyone ever do any work, for example? Wouldn’t they have
sharp-elbowed their son, who has Asperger’s, into a specialist school by
now?
Still, early days, and highly watchable, although I’m worried
about that metaphorical crack in the bedroom ceiling.
They are well-connected people, so why don’t they know a metaphorical builder who specialises in fixing metaphorical cracks?
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The Wright Way is the new sitcom from Ben Elton about a health-and-safety jobsworth, and how it got through all the hoops required to ever be green-lighted is anyone’s guess.
You’d think one person, just one, would have spotted it for the diseased dog it is, and said: ‘Let’s be kind and take it outside, so we don’t disturb anyone in Room 567, as they may be mid-ripping off, and shoot it in the head.’
The Wright Way is tired, hackneyed, formulaic, ranty, unfunny and dated.
Put it next to My Family and My Family would seem avant garde, and if you thought you’d never see ‘My Family’ and ‘avant-garde’ in the same sentence, me too. I didn’t know where to look.
Shall we just forget it ever happened? Least said soonest mended, as the old saying goes, and although old sayings aren’t always to be trusted – I watched a pot boil the other day; no problems to report – it may be the only humane option. End of.