Caption Competition: Another helping of scones and jam, ma'am?

In this Diamond Jubilee year, the Queen is going to have to attend her fair share of celebratory soirees as guest of honour. Undoubtedly a veteran of pleasing a crowd and behaving impeccably, one suspects our Monarch will have to act slightly more tactfully upon receiving another round of scones and jam, although she may be secretly hoping not to have to wrestle with another piece of sponge for a while!


One is not amused! The Queen is going to have to get used to plenty of celebratory occasions during her Diamond Jubilee year

One is not amused! The Queen is going to have to get used to plenty of celebratory occasions during her Diamond Jubilee year

Thank you for your entries to yesterday's competition, showing David Cameron high fiving Barack Obama. Here are some of our favourites;


Obama: "Do you high five Sarkozy?" Cameron: "No, he can't reach."

One of us has to do paper, scissors and rock and properly

You slap my hand; and I'll slap yours!

My five minus your five............means we`ve got nothing, between us!

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