'I urinated my trousers today': Hilarious messages show the results of the most awkward autocorrect errors EVER

  • People have been sharing terribly awkward autocorrect text messages
  • They contain errors that are both rude and amusing
  • Many messages involve parents sending embarrassing things to their kids

Everyone's had that horrible moment of dread when you realise you've sent a text to the wrong person. 

The worst occasions are when we don't even realise that we've made a mistake until the recipient - intended or otherwise - tells us so. 

Take comfort, however, in the fact that whatever text mistakes you've made, they almost certainly aren't as bad as these.

People have shared the hilarious autocorrect messages they've made - and many of the exchanges are between parents and their children. One mother suggested that her child try something that rhymes with Vicks to help their cold

People have shared the terribly awkward autocorrect text message mistakes they've made, which contain errors that are both rude and amusing. 

A lot of the messages seem to involve parents accidentally sending their children inappropriate messages - or the other way around. 

One mother suggested that their child try something that rhymes with Vicks to help their cold in a very awkward exchange. 

One mum thoughtfully packed her son Josh some lunch. But she also gave him an unexpected warning: 'Do not shake you c*** or it will explode everywhere', before quickly correcting herself: 'I mean, your drink. It is very carbonated'

Sexually related mistakes are common. A mother who accidentally typed 'anus' instead of 'Asus' soon realised her error

One mum thoughtfully packed her son Josh some lunch. But she also gave him an unexpected warning: 'Do not shake you c*** or it will explode everywhere', before quickly correcting herself: 'I mean, your drink. It is very carbonated'. 

When one mum wrote that they 'didn't get good results. Nothing came up' as a result of the fondling, it was truly hilarious

One mother accidentally accused her daughter of giving her brother a 'boner' when she meant to type a 'loan' 

This child is very embarassed by their mother's suggestion that she should be dancing in a nightclub

Sexually related mistakes are common. A mother who accidentally typed 'anus' instead of 'Asus' soon realised her error. 

Another lady told her daughter that she and her husband tried 'fondling' for the first time and 'nothing came up', but she meant to type 'googling'.

Elsewhere, one mother accidentally accused her daughter of giving her brother a 'boner' when she meant to type a 'loan' - leaving her daughter understandably disgusted.  

One person mistypes: 'I'm a gangster. I'm a straight up G, the hamster life is the life for me' and their friend responds with more rap lyrics where the word 'gangster' is replaced with 'hamster'

One person seemed to be under the impression that drinking one more beer would turn them into a lesbian

One person mistypes: 'I'm a gangster. I'm a straight up G, the hamster life is the life for me' and their friend responds with more rap lyrics where the word 'gangster' is replaced with 'hamster', including: 'Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night bein a hamster is hella tight'.

One person seemed to be under the impression that drinking one more beer would turn them into a lesbian when autocorrect 'one more beer and we are leaving' to 'one more beer and we are lesbian'. 

And one woman got a nasty shock when she texted her boyfriend to say that she was going to sleep, only to get a reply saying that he was in the club standing behind her.  

One mother who only asked if her child wanted help unhemming their trousers was shocked by the reply, which said: 'I urinated my pants today'.

She said: Why?? Are you ok?' before being assured that it was just a typo. 

One mother who only asked if her child wanted help unhemming their trousers was shocked by the reply, which said: 'I urinated my pants today'

A father messaged his son saying: 'Don't come home me and your mom are getting it on tonight'. While his son assumed he'd made a mistake, the father was very clear that he had not sent the message in error

But as these endearing messages show, sometimes it takes a bit of time to get to grips with using such high-tech gizmos.

What is perhaps worse than sending the text to the wrong person is sending one to the right person, but that it's not anything they would ever want to hear. 

A father messaged his son saying: 'Don't come home me and your mom are getting it on tonight'.

While his son assumed he'd made a mistake, the father was very clear that he had not sent the message in error.  

A hilarious text that was an error, however, was sent by Melissa.

Melissa told her mother that she was bringing drugs home for Christmas but she actually meant to type 'Doug'

She told her mother that she was bringing drugs home for Christmas, perhaps as a present or a way to perk up the dark evenings.

Her mum went crazy, saying 'Don't you even THINK about bringing drugs into this house Melissa.'

What Melissa had meant to say was that she was bringing Doug, who presumably is a friend or partner.   

 

The comments below have not been moderated.

The views expressed in the contents above are those of our users and do not necessarily reflect the views of MailOnline.

By posting your comment you agree to our house rules.

Who is this week's top commenter? Find out now