'Tis the season! Gwyneth Paltrow shares eccentric holiday gift guide on Goop, featuring an $8,300 yurt, $120 toothpaste, $165 nipple covers - and even a SEX CLUB membership

  • The 44-year-old lifestyle guru is known for her website's unique and often pricey gift recommendations
  • Gwyneth and her team curated a vast list of gift options that includes everything from $8 food maps to a $199 pelvic floor trainer 

Whether you love her, hate her, or fall somewhere in between, it's undeniable that Gwyneth Paltrow's 2016 Goop Gift Guides have something for everyone — but it very well may cost you a pretty penny.

The 44-year-old lifestyle guru is known for her website's eccentric and often pricey gift recommendations, and this year's holiday picks are no exception.  

Gwyneth and her team outdid themselves as they curated a vast list of gift options that includes everything from $8 All-You-Can-Eat food maps to the late actor Dennis Hopper's personal record collection, which is being sold exclusively by the online luxury retailer Moda Operandi for a whopping $150,000.

Most wonderful time of the year! Gwyneth Paltrow has released her 2016 Goop Gift Guides, which feature plenty of pricey items 

For music lovers: Goop recommends buying Dennis Hopper's personal record collection, which is being sold exclusively by the online retailer Moda Operandi for a whopping $150,000

The absurd: An $8,300 yurt by Groovy Yurts made it on to the lifestyle website's 'Ridiculous, But Awesome' gift guide 

This year is also a little different thanks to a few changes made to the personality-driven guides. Not only are all the items available online, they will also be featured for the first at the Goop Gift pop-up shop in Los Angeles from December 1 through the 24th. 

Whether you are shopping for 'The Traveler' or 'The Health Nut' in your life, the individual guides are separated into 10 sections, including 'The Ridiculous, But Awesome'. 

'Because it wouldn’t be a Goop gift guide without a portable yurt,' she site explained. 

One of the items on the 'Ridiculous' list is Dennis Hopper's record collection, which includes 110 albums ranging from The Beatles to Miles Davis. 

Truly unique: Elvie's $199 Pelvic Floor Exercise Tracker and Theodent 300 with Rennou toothpaste, which retails for $120, are just a few of the items on the eccentric holiday lists

Gift of travel: For $325, an expert at The Miles Guy Service will take your frequent flyer miles and credit card points to book you flights that are often in first or business class 

On a budget: All-You-Can-Eat food maps, which feature everything from a New York Diner map to a Paris Croissant map, are only $8 each

The set also includes handwritten notes to the actor from various artists and several unreleased records, and while the $150,000 price tag is more money than many Americans can afford to spend on a house, the sale is tied to a good cause.

A portion of the sale will be donated to The Future Heritage Fun, which supports a range of cultural and artistic non-profit organizations in New Mexico.

Other items on the list include an $8,300 yurt by Groovy Yurts, a Elvie's $199 Pelvic Floor Exercise Tracker for 'better orgasms', and Theodent 300 with Rennou toothpaste, which will set you back $120. 

For frequent flyers and avid credit card users, Goop recommends gifting The Miles Guy Service. For $325 for the first person and $75 for each additional person, an expert will take their frequent flyer miles and credit card points to book them flights that are often in first or business class. 

On the go: The team recommends the $150 Goop Travel Beauty Kit, which comes with travel sizes of both Goop and non-Goop related beauty products 

Feeling saucy? Agent Provocateur's $165 Audrey Pasties are unforgettable nipple covers 

NSFW: Stella McCartney's Knickers of the Week underwear set are priced at $225, while the price for membership to the private sex club, Snctm, is available upon request 

Meanwhile, for those with more modest financial means, the guide includes All-You-Can-Eat food maps, which feature everything from a New York Diner map to a Paris Croissant map for only $8 each. 

Gwyneth's staffers happily revealed that the NYC ramen map happens to be a team favorite.   

Over the past year, Gwyneth's brand has debuted skincare and beauty lines and capsule clothing collections, so it's no surprise that the guides also tout her own products. 

Host with the most: Goop suggests getting your host $72 Gold Handle Floral Scissors by The New Craftsmen X Ernest Wright or Virginia Sin's Porcelain Cones, which cost only $16.

Have a health nut in your life? Goop recommends the WaterRower Rowing Machine for $1,5000 

Natural remedies: Rhodiola Sun Potion, a Tibetan Qi brain tonic that retails for $55, and Folklorica's Herbs For Burning , which cost $24 per pack, made the cut 

Safety first: The Hövding 2.0 bicycle helmet costs $323 and inflates upon impact 

For the person always on the go, the team recommends the $150 Goop Travel Beauty Kit, which comes with everything from mini versions of Goop by Juice Beauty's Exfoliating Instant Facial and to Jane Inc's Effervescent Cube Less Stress Bath. 

For the host that has everything, Goop suggests getting flower lovers $72 Gold Handle Floral Scissors by The New Craftsmen X Ernest Wright, while foodies might appreciate Virginia Sin's Porcelain Cones for ice cream, which cost only $16.

Meanwhile, some of the items on the 'Lovers' gift guide are so racy, they are not suitable for work. 

Something for everyone: The $199 Joules: Sous Vide By Chefsteps will cook your food in low-temperature water, while Juniper Books' $175 J.D. Salinger book set will feed your soul

Added touch: Whole Spice X Goop 'It's All Easy' Spice Set includes all 24 spices and seasonings featured in Gwyneth's recent cookbook of the same name

Ranging from a tame seven-piece pack of Stella McCartney's Knickers of the Week underwear set for $225 to Agent Provocateur's much racier leather Audrey Pasties for $165, there are a variety of steamy gifts. 

However, some items, you just can't put a price on. For the truly sexually adventurous, Goop suggests a membership to Snctm, a private members only sex club, which is highly selective and costs thousands to join. 

The 'Health Nut' guide includes everything from a $1,500 WaterRower Rowing Machine to the $323 Hövding 2.0 bicycle helmet that inflates upon impact to the The Goop Medicine Bag, which features $85 worth of 'magically charged' crystals. 

18 and older: Gwyneth suggests a Potbox subscription club for the cannabis lover in your life

Variety: Flaneur made-to-order, custom dyed sheet sets cost $450 for king size, while a three-month subscription to the Cowgirl Creamery Cheese of the Month Club retails for $224

Depending on who you are buying for, less expensive options include Rhodiola Sun Potion, a Tibetan Qi brain tonic that retails for $55, and Folklorica's Herbs For Burning, which cost $24 per pack. 

Gwyneth is a known foodie who has multiple cookbooks, so it's unsurprising that she also has plenty of gifts for people like herself. 

The $199 Joules: Sous Vide By Chefsteps will cook your food in precisely controlled, low-temperature water, ensuring you will never under- or overcook anything again, and the $175 Whole Spice X Goop 'It's All Easy' Spice Set includes all 24 spices and seasonings featured in Gwyneth's recent cookbook of the same name.

And while Gwyneth likes to avoid dairy while doing her yearly detoxes, she does suggests buying a three-month subscription to the Cowgirl Creamery Cheese of the Month Club for $224. 

Other gift options include Juniper Books' $175 J.D. Salinger Book Set, a Potbox subscription club for the cannabis lover in your life, and Flaneur Made-to-Order, Custom Dyed Sheet Sets, which cost $450 for king size.

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