Kek vs. Jesus

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

The single biggest reason why Kek is an objectively better God than Jesus Christ is that Kek is a frog while Jesus is a Jew. Allow me to explain.

KEK in his simplest biological form is a frog therefore there will always be an element of philofrogism to kekism. Likewise, Jesus Christ, being a biological Jew will always lend an element of philosemitism to Christianity. These elements of philosemitism and philofrogism cannot be removed because they are permanently attached to the core identity of each deity on a physical, biological level.

Frogs are an objectively better animal than Jews in many ways. Here are a few examples of this. Frogs do not create lies. Frogs are incapable of speech therefore they can never lie to you because they cannot physically communicate with humans.

Jews however are massive liars by nature.

Frogs can physically evolve from a tadpole that breathes underwater to a frog that hops across land. Frogs eat bugs and frogs will piss on you if you pick them up. Frogs sometimes bite but it doesn't hurt. Frogs are generally friendly animals. A society that is full of frogs is relatively peaceful because frogs do not subvert societies by nature.

Jews however do not evolve. They can not breathe underwater at any time and because they are physically inept, they cannot hop very well either. Jews do not generally eat bugs because they are too pretentious. If you pick up a Jew he will sue you. If a Jew bites you it will hurt and possibly cause infection. Jews are rude and unfriendly. A society that is full of Jews will be inevitibly subverted because Jews are subversive by nature.

There are many other reasons why frogs and therefore KEK is better than any Jewish God. Thank you.

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

Most autistic thing I've seen all day

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

sage

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

The most anti-semitic thing Jesus did was come back to life. What, did you kikes think that you could kill God Himself?

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

Not an argument. Frogs are objectively better to worship than Jews.

John Gomez
John Gomez

Why must it be Kek vs Jesus?

Why not appeal to both powers? Sure, Jesus said to worship one God and one God alone, but if we acknowledge that the aether is beholden to many spiritual divinities, would it not be possible to have some folks pray to God, while others pray to Kek, and those two groups of people still be allies?

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

That's possible. It's still dangerous to revere any Jew including Jesus though. It always leads to Jews sneaking in.

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

This is what the great LORD says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs. The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. The frogs will go up on you and your people and all your officials.

— Exodus 8:1–4

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

The single biggest reason why Kek is an objectively better God than Jesus Christ is that Kek is a frog while Jesus is a Jew. Allow me to explain.

No need to elaborate, OP. That comparison speaks for itself.

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

Nothing like a good ol' shitpost.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

See, Jews hate Kek because their book says to hate frogs.

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

Because (((Jesus)))

Das why!

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

christians will be hanged on the day of the rope

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

Why not appeal to both powers?

We don't need to appeal to Jews. Also kek is the enemy of (((Jesus)))

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Christianity is a quite anti-semetic meme

Christians traditionally hate jews and many of them actually killed jews in medieval times

"Godfrey of Bouillon himself had vowed that he would not set out for the Crusade until he had avenged the crucifixion by spilling the blood of the Jews, declaring that he could not tolerate that even one man calling himself a Jew should continue to live."

But Christianity, like everything else today, is under subversion by kikes. So what do you expect?

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

Christianity is a quite anti-semetic meme

Nah, Christianity is just destructive in general, much like Islam is. Meaning: It was born out of Juadism, which is a destructive religion. Even the Jews have stories of their god causing foreigners to defeat them. Anything born out of the Jewish faith, seems to be bad.

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

But it was born out of hatred for the jews. And jews hate Christians.

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

Christianity always has a philosemitic undertone even when it has an antisemitic overtone. Philofrogism on the other hand is antisemitic because Jews hate nature and frogs.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

But it was born out of hatred for the jews.

Nah, Jesus was a Jew bro. And he said he didn't come to abolish the law of the Jews, but to fulfill it.

Here is how it works: Jews are mostly hated by the world, then whites follow Christianity, and are mostly hated by the world. It's the religion bro. It's god causes shit.

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

2.3 billion Christians
a couple dozen KEKposters
Fuck off, the universe is a Christian board.

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Also, most Christians create memes worshiping the Jew and Israel. Christianity was created to make whites lose their gods which protect them, and direct their time praising the God of the Jews, which gives the Jews magic.

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

Then why is the world turning Islamic? If anything it's a Muslim universe.

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

This is not a numbers game. Whites are themselves outnumbered.

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

oy vey
Enjoy Your reward

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

Yeah, but they hate kikes for killing Jesus, and they BTFO jews and muslims by stealing Jerusalem and surround territories.

spilling jewish blood
philosemetic
shiggity.jpg

loose their gods

Here we go with the pagans

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

The Jews are beating you in with the stick/hell, while keeping the carrot/heaven for the good goyim to believe in. You've been tricked. Good luck trying to escape that matrix.

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

Yeah, but they hate kikes for killing Jesus

Jesus was a more beloved kike? Who cares. You have no point.

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

traditionally

All that went out the window a long time ago. Now christians fall over themselves to lick kike boots. It is disgusting and pathetic to see cuckstians worship a bunch of slimy ratlings who despise them.

Praise Kek.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Cuckstainity is pozzed lies to control the goyim.

John Reed
John Reed

How do we save whites infected by the Jewish virus/Christianity, since most cannot get free.

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

Considering there are less the a billion whites in the world it's safe to say Christianity is not a white religion

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

The skinny of it is that whomever saves the West gets to be worshiped.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Praise kek, down with the christkikes!

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

Sage

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

Islam follows closely at 1.6 billion.
Once they are a majority in our countries you can say goodbye to cuckstianism.

Also, a race war in the name of a frog god would be kek-worthy for ages to come.
Our descendants will struggle to understand how the fuck it all happened.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

Jesus wasn't Jewish. Your autistic rant is moot, and your shitposting skills are low.

Filtered + Reported

Evan Baker
Evan Baker

Jesus is biologically a Jew.

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

Here we go again…

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

yfw the exodus oracles foresaw frogs and likely in the form of shitpostings just everywhere.

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

Jesus the man is irrelevant.

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

Falling for a shitty slide thread/D&C

/pol/s losing its edge

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Seriously, Christianity and The Desert Trilogy are fucking cancer, but this whole "kek" stuff is ultimate autism and retardation.
The frog's name isn't even kek, it's Pepe.

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

Almost certain they are shills getting shilly with further shills.

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