Stassi Schroeder goes skinny dipping with gal pals before being caught in spotlight on Vanderpump Rules
Stassi Schroeder briefly enjoyed naked skinny dipping with Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney to celebrate her birthday on Monday's episode of Vanderpump Rules.
Sudden illumination from a lighthouse however ended their dip and sent Stassi as well as topless Kristen and Katie running from the water to cover up in towels.
'People are cheering at us?' cringed Stassi.
Birthday girl: Stassi Schroeder went skinny dipping with her gal pals on Monday's episode of Vanderpump Rules while celebrating her birthday in The Hamptons
The blonde beauty organized the trip to Montauk in The Hamptons to celebrate her birthday, while Ariana Madix meanwhile marked her own birthday in California's wine country.
Stassi, Katie and Kristen explained to Scheana Shay that birthday skinny dipping was a practical tradition, but Scheana wisely decided to skip it.
Scheana got the last laugh as the girls came scurrying back as they were surprisingly lit up and watched by an audience.
Tom Sandoval meanwhile shared his desperation over his girlfriend Ariana not having sex with him.
In the spotlight: Stassi, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney were illuminated by a lighthouse
Birthday tradition: Scheana Shay opted to sit it out as Stassi, Kristen and Katie went for it
Off and running: Katie, Kristen and Stassi stripped down for a birthday dip
Covering up: The girls scurried to cover up after being lit up
Helping hand: Stassi got a helping hand from Scheana as she tried to cover up
The celebrity barman complained bitterly about the lack of physical contact in their relationship while her younger brother Jeremy listened in on the group conversation.
'I can't even have sex with her…I need to have sex. I want to have sex,' he complained to his friends during their RV tour in the Sonoma Valley.
Ariana, who was drunkenly celebrating her birthday, grumbled that he was offering oral sex too frequently.
Candid conversation: Tom Sandoval complained about not having sex with girlfriend Ariana Madix
Little brother: Ariana's little brother Jeremy had his ears covered by Tom Schwartz
'I'm like ''stop trying to go down on me all the time'',' complained the 31-year-old.
'I would never be like ''stop trying to go down on me all the time'',' giggled Jax Taylor's girlfriend Brittany Cartwright incredulously.
'If Brittany came to me and said ''the whole sex part of our relationship is over'' I'd be hitting the door and going for a long run,' revealed Jax.
Birthday girl: Ariana took a swig of tequila while celebrating with Brittany Cartwright
'She's the perfect girlfriend for me, this is how life should be,' said the reformed Lothario who also worried that he would sabotagehis relationship with Brittany.
Brittany confessed that Jax likes to lick her toes, even when they're dirty.
The candid confessions occurred during the intimate road trip for Ariana's birthday as her group shared an RV together.
Good one: Brittany took note of a big swig of tequila by Ariana
'Those boys, they all fart like crazy, drives me nuts,' complained Brittany.
Adding: 'It's like a redneck's dream'.
Jax, 37, was recovering from a 'breast reduction' operation.
Breast reduction: Jax Taylor was recovering from his breast reduction ceremony on the trip
'Right now he's got the compression bra on, the man bra, and he hasn't showered in a week and he smells really, really bad,' said Tom Schwartz.
Ariana moaned that Lala Kent had 'bailed' on the trip at the last minute, via text message.
'She's shady as f*** and I'm over it,' she huffed.
Text message: Ariana learned via text that Lala Kent was not going to make her birthday trip
Over it: The birthday girl said Lala was 'shady' and she was over it
They toured a winery for some tastings.
Knowing nothing about wine they decided to play a drinking game, where the loser had to ingest the spit bucket.
Ariana lost.
Wine country: Ariana's birthday group quickly showed they knew nothing about wine
'It was so sour, ugh,' she scowled after drinking it.
They later swigged tequila in the RV and ravaged BBQ meat.
'I'm having the best time,' giggled Ariana.
Mobile party: Brittany leaned out while drinking tequila in the RV
Good times: Ariana bit into some BBQ meat
Dance moves: The birthday girl also showed off her twerking skills while kneeling at the window
The other half of the Sur restaurant posse were celebrated Stassi's 28th birthday in Montauk, The Hamptons.
The reality star had chosen the location to attract rich men.
'Aren't there like bougie, blue-blooded types here? That's exactly what I need right now,' she decided.
Single star: Stassi was hoping to meet some 'blue-blooded types' in the Hamptons
Kristen complained that it was boring.
'I do nothing all the time, I don't get it,' said the 33-year-old.
Stassi grew irritated that Scheana Shay wouldn't take a drink.
In the sun: Birthday girl Stassi and Kristen sat in the sun with Katie and Scheana
'Typical Scheana, maybe the drink isn't at the right temperature for her, or we don't have the right straw, like seriously, just like have a f***ing drink?' she yapped.
Stassi was still emotionally tender after her breakup, and sobbed when they discussed the matter.
'I'm starting to think I'm going to be single for a very long time, if this is what's out there I'm f***ed,' she predicted.
Kind of harsh: Kristen mocked Stassi's single status while bragging about her own relationship
Getting emotional: Stassi got emotional about it but quickly recovered with some self-deprecating humor
Over dinner Scheana refused to down shots again.
'You ladies might share a brain but what you don't share is my workout regimen, so ya'll can share the sugary s*** and I'll be just fine,' she said imperiously.
They were approached by some older men.
Age limit: The ladies were approached by some older men but Stassi wasn't interested
'Grey pubes, I can't,' frowned Stassi.
Back in Beverly Hills, DJ James Kennedy had been sober for 'about two weeks'.
'Every time I have a craving I just go and get some ice cream…I traded my whisky on the rocks for rocky road on the cone,' he explained.
The wayward Englishman told his friend Arthur that his family troubles were the root of his problems.
Staying sober: James Kennedy after being sober for two weeks caught up with friend Arthur
Arthur gave him a DJ job on condition that he'd stay sober.
James was later quizzed by his former boss Lisa about Lala's whereabouts and said he was surprised that she bailed on Ariana's birthday celebration.
Vanderpump Rules continues next week on Bravo.
Lala in a preview clip for the next episode was shown talking to Lisa and deciding to leave her job.
The boss: Lisa Vanderpump quizzed James about Lala and admitted that she was worried about her
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