While idly sitting at my desk and avoiding work EyeSpy came across this new product, just in time for Joy Garner if she gets voted in as Police and Crime Commissioner, but after last Thursdays results EyeSpy isn’t holding his breath.

Just unveiled in Japan at £637,000 each the Kuratas the a real life version of Omnicorps ED-209.

After watching this instruction video

Joy could jump in one and head up to Springfields and Trent Vale and point out the error of their ways not voting Labour. The robot has 2 gatling guns which can fire 6,000 rounds a minute and can be operated with by a smile.

The irony of operated by a smile and Joy Garner is not lost on EyeSpy.