'I've never been more turned off': Stassi Schroeder flees hot tub from drunken Kyle on Vanderpump Rules

By Dailymail.com Reporter

Published: 02:25 EST, 10 January 2017 | Updated: 03:32 EST, 10 January 2017

Recently single Stassi Schroeder hasn't had much luck since her split from Patrick Meagher.

The reality star was horrified on Monday's episode of Vanderpump Rules when a 'douchebag' propositioned her by forgetting her name and likening her high-necked bathing suit to Apple co-founder Steve Jobs.

The man in question was Kyle, a 'waspy' type she'd met on her birthday excursion to Montauk in The Hamptons.

Birthday girl: Stassi Schroeder was left in a hot tub with drunken idiot Kyle on Monday's episode of Vanderpump Rules

'Kyle when he's drunk does these slow body motions and a lot of points. It's like a Ken doll doing tai chi underwater,' remarked his friend.

The show opened with Stassi, 28, moaning about her single status.

Scheana Shay also was being a 'Negative Nancy' about a clam bake they had planned on the beach.

'I'm not a seafood person. ...I don't like to eat things with my fingers,' she complained.

Poor memory: Kyle kept forgetting Stassi's name and was calling her Saucy

Good point: The 'frat boy gone wrong' likes to point when drunk

Class act: Kyle kept sticking his foot in his mouth with Stassi

White suit: Stassi was rocking a white one-piece bathing suit with a high collar

They mingled with 'blue blooded types' at the beach party, and Stassi was gifted a magnum bottle of rosé.

'I've never felt more at home anywhere,' she smiled contentedly.

While the others enjoyed the lobster Scheana remained fussy.

Outdoor meal: The Montauk birthday trip included a clam bake organized by Stassi's friends

'I don't eat food like this,' she huffed.

'You should never eat anything with claws, I mean are you going to eat a cat?' she reasoned as Stassi began to lose patience. 

The party moved to a mansion by the beach and Kyle began to hit on Stassi.

Claws free: Scheana Shay turned down the clambake food as she doesn't anything with claws

Losing patience: Stassi was losing her patience with Scheana being so finicky but stayed a good sport about it

'It's making me nervous as f***,' she cringed.

In the hot tub he forgot her name.

'My pick-up lines peak after five to six drinks,' he admitted, before offending her further by badmouthing her swimsuit.

Fashion blunder: Kyle told Stassi that she looked like Steve Jobs due to her turtleneck bathing suit

'The only way it could be worse is if you were a serial killer,' Stassi told him bluntly.

'I've never been more turned off by a human being,' she told her friend after fleeing. 

'That made me want to call my ex boyfriend,' Stassi sighed afterward.  

Good one: Stassi laughed when Katie advised her to 'avoid being creepy' with guys

Deserves better: The blonde beauty certainly deserved better than drunken Kyle

Bringing it: Katie, Stassi, Kristen Doute and Scheana brought the party to the Hamptons

Blonde beauty: Stassi looked gorgeous in stripes during her birthday celebration

Meanwhile Ariana Madix's birthday was continuing on the road.

'It's day two in the RV and we are barely clinging to our humanity,' she observed.

Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright started bickering over the folding of clothes into their suitcase.

'Jax needs to stop laying into Brittany, or she's not going to stick around,' said Tom Sandoval, 33.

Not happy: Brittany Cartwright meanwhile was getting annoyed with boyfriend Jax Taylor on the competing birthday trip in Sonoma, California

'I don't even know if I would consider us to be civilised human beings anymore, it's every man for himself,' said Ariana, 31.

They went to a NASCAR race and took pictures with driver Austin Dillon.

Sandoval made him sign his flatiron.

Good times: Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, Jax, Brittany and Jeremy were celebrating with a NASCAR race

Over dinner the crew chastised Jax for his poor treatment of Brittany.

'Favours and gifts are not leverage,' Sandoval proclaimed.

'It's not fun and games when you talk s*** about me in front of a whole table of people,' complained Brittany, 27.

Feelings hurt: Brittany admitted that it's not fun when Jax talks crudely about her

Sage advice: Tom Sandoval lectured Jax over his treatment of Brittany

Jax was annoyed that his 'sweet country girl' was adopting too many 'LA traits'.

'I pay the rent, the bills…you don't pay for anything or do anything,' he whined.

'I wait on him basically hand and foot,' she retorted.

Another feud began to percolate when Ariana noticed that hostess Lala Kent had unfollowed her on social media.

Sta out: Jax cautioned his friend to mind his own business

Strong opinion: Ariana said that if she were Brittany that Jax would be bleeding or dead

'B****, if you want to get petty, I can get real petty,' she threatened.

Lala told Lisa Vanderpump she wanted to quit Sur, but the British restaurateur talked her out of it.

'Don't f***ing give up,' Lisa advised, claiming she needed to 'grow up'.

Vanderpump Rules continues next week on Bravo.

Boss talk: Lisa Vanderpump talked to Lala Kent who said she wanted to quit Sur

Getting emotional: Lala cried while telling Lisa about the insults she endures at work

 

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