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Apparently, Mimi has been going around telling everyone that her and Sam have a 'brother and sister vibe' going on. Not sure how things work in Canada Mimi, but we don't tend to refer to our siblings as 'sexy packages' in the UK (unless maybe this were an episode of Brookside).

Emily is still raging about Harry. 'He's a rancid, little creep,' she declares. 'He made Frankie feel weird and like psycho.' Quite a feat given that she's managed to do that without him in the past.

Mimi and Ella are running up a steep, rocky hill in the 40 degree Ibizian heat, yet there is not one bead of sweat on either of them. Mimi fills Ella in on the situation with Sam - namely that they have now discussed, at length, that they could potentially fancy one another, incest be damned.

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Drama: Sam Thompson drops a MASSIVE bombshell to Olivia Bentley about Tiffany Watson on Monday night's juicy installment of Made In Chelsea: Ibiza

Not impressed: Meanwhile Sam Prince leaves Georgia Toffolo (above) disgusted, after revealing he slept with another girl in her bed

Sam Prince is asking Posh Danniella Westbrook for tips of how to hit on Spanish girls, in the wake of his and Toff's lackluster flirtations. 'How do you say "Lady Baby" in Spanish?' Sam Prince asks, ultimately sealing his disastrous fate with any Spanish woman he sets his sights upon.

'You and Toff are like the Chuckle Brothers,' Posh Danniella Westbrook observes. Good one, Posh Danniella Westbrook.

OMG, Mimi and Liv are actually sort of friends in Ibiza. We're using the term loosely here. It's less of a friendship, more of an ability to hold back from throwing their own urine on one another in the street.

Totally unaware: Sam drops the bombshell that maybe Tiff isn't who he wants to end up

Love triangle: Mimi fills Ella in on the situation with Sam - namely that they have now discussed, at length, that they could potentially fancy one another, incest be damned

Harry manages to puppeteer Emily so much that he may as well be Geppetto. In order to lure her back into his bed of lies, he instructs her that 'Frankie has MADE you dislike me'.

'Maybe you're right,' muses Emily before doing the only thing she can possibly do in this situation - go home with him.

Sam's got Mimi right where he wants her: inebriated. 'I feel like when I smile my cheeks hurt,' Mimi slurs, before declaring that she enjoys flirting with him when it's just the two of them. Presumably they've been flirting off-camera in front of a live audience of voyeurs prior to this then.

Drinks date: Sam's got Mimi right where he wants her: inebriated. 'I feel like when I smile my cheeks hurt,' Mimi slurs, before declaring that she enjoys flirting with him when it's just the two of them

Sam informs Mimi that he'd like to 'steal a kiss' which she is concerned about because of his baggage (also known as Tiff). 'What would you do if you could do anything?' Sam asks her. 'I'd make your baggage disappear,' Mimi says, clicking her fingers, sounding like she is planning on hiring someone to kill Tiff in her sleep.

All's wonderful again between Emily and Harry. They're rolling around in bed, she's wearing his shirt, he's grinning as if he slept with a boomerang in his mouth.

Ooer: In an abandoned yoga studio, Mimi is instructing Sam in the art of yoga, he's shirtless, her hands are wandering

He sees Emily out of the house, only to discover Frankie loitering around by the bins outside (not really, she's in the living room). She's fuming that Emily has given Harry another shot, especially after she wasted that drink last week by chucking it in his face. Harry tells her to let herself out, which she does, but not before nipping into his bathroom to sniff his toothbrush.

In an abandoned yoga studio, Mimi is instructing Sam in the art of yoga, he's shirtless, her hands are wandering. This Dirty Dancing-like exchange results in another discussion about whether or not they should actually be flirting with each other, after which Sam lunges forward and plants a smacker onto Mimi's 'amazing lips'. Then they both giggle like bi-curious schoolgirls.

It transpires that while Toff was back in London filming Celebs Go Dating, Sam Prince got his own back by sleeping with a non-Spanish girl. And he inexplicably did it in Toff's bed. AND he left the sheets soiled.

Poor Toff: It transpires that while Toff was back in London filming Celebs Go Dating, Sam Prince got his own back by sleeping with a non-Spanish girl. And he inexplicably did it in Toff's bed. AND he left the sheets soiled

On learning about this, Ella says to him 'you're probably pretty disappointed in yourself' as if she were the resident Prioress.

It's Frankie's birthday and to mark the occasion she has decided to wear a sun dress that only just about conceals her nipples.

Toff's back from her swift return to the UK, complete with bandanna wrapped around her head. Sam Prince informs her that he made sweet sweet love in her bed to a woman that wasn't her, and she flips her bandanna-clad lid. 'I slept in your dirty sex sheets last night?' she reels.

Daring: It's Frankie's birthday and to mark the occasion she has decided to wear a sun dress that only just about conceals her nipples

Harry and Sam are discussing Frankie and Mimi: Harry explains that Frankie's face 'went from being slightly sour, to a complete lemon' when she learnt that he and Emily had reignited their flames of desire. Sam reveals that Mimi has meanwhile been dragging him into the loos to kiss him with her 'amazing lips'. He tells Harry that he sees her differently to a random hookup, because those usually end with him 'waking up in a motel'. Presumably Sam's hookups take place in American road-trip movies from 1954.

Liv has got wind of the fact that Sam and Mimi are tip-toeing on the precipice of intimacy. 'Do you want to be the reason they don't get back together?' she asks Mimi, referring to Tiff who Skyped Liv earlier in the episode to get her opinion on what wedding dress she should wear when she and Sam get married.

Liv then has it out with Sam and tells him she's feeling uncomfortable about him and Mimi. 'Your comfort is of no concern to me,' Sam states, before dropping the bombshell that maybe Tiff isn't who he wants to end up with after all in a turn of events that are sure to leave Tiff sobbing back home into her vegan-made pillows.

Awkward: Liv then has it out with Sam and tells him she's feeling uncomfortable about him and Mimi. 'Your comfort is of no concern to me,' Sam states