'I've been practicing BDSM for years - but with poultry': Hilarious parody cookbook Fifty Shades of Chicken turns Sunday night roasts into food porn

By Daily Mail Reporter

PUBLISHED: 09:51 EST, 20 September 2012 | UPDATED: 12:12 EST, 20 September 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey had women trembling everywhere in the bedroom; now, its cookbook parody is set to have them trembling in the kitchen.

Fifty Shades of Chicken, inspired by EL James' erotic literary phenomenon, will be released anonymously by an established food industry professional on November 13, just in time for Thanksgiving.

The book follows the adventures of Miss Chicken - 'a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy,' with 50 recipes like Mustard Spanked Chicken and Dripping Thighs, some serious food porn follows.

Fifty Shades of Chicken: Inspired by EL James' erotic literary phenomenon the cookbook will be released on November 13, just in time for Thanksgiving

Fifty Shades of Chicken: Inspired by EL James' erotic literary phenomenon the cookbook will be released on November 13, just in time for Thanksgiving

The writer, going under the pen name FL Fowler, told People magazine: 'One day as I was tying up the ankles of a chicken for roasting, I realized why some of the scenes in the book were so strikingly familiar. It turns out I've been practicing BDSM for years – but with poultry.'

 

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An excerpt from the opening of the books reads: '"I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.”

'This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling... "Holy crap"'.'

The author, who plans to remain anonymous, added: 'You start with an overbearing cook and a pigheaded chicken but by the end they're spanking and tying each other up like soul mates.

'There's a bit of Christian and Anastasia Steele in every dish.'

The author has apparently 'been developing recipes for years,' explaining that the pen name will protect their privacy 'from this dark, forbidden side of poultry preparation.

'And when it comes to sexing up a family dinner, a little privacy can be a good thing.'

FIFTY SHADES OF FOOD: THE OTHER JUST AS EATABLE AS EROTIC PARODIES

Fifty Shades of Chicken isn't the only Fifty Shades of Grey food-inspired parody.

50 Shades of food: The book Fifty Shades of Grey has inspired many food related parodies, including Fifty Shades of Bacon and Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
50 Shades of food: The book Fifty Shades of Grey has inspired many food related parodies, including Fifty Shades of Bacon and Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

Fifty Shades of food: Both parodies Fifty Shades of Bacon and Fifty Shames of Earl Grey have garnered rave reviews

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, a parody written by Andrew Schaffer aka Fanny Merkin, to rave reviews, follows a 'young, arrogant tycoon' Earl Grey as he seduces the naive Anna Steal.

'But will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays?' asks the book.

Meanwhile, Fifty Shades of Bacon, is a cookbook with an erotic tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes - from bacon bits, to bacon ice cream, bacon au gratin and alfredo. 

 

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MMMMMMM.Chicken!

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I wander... How many shades are there really on that chicken? Such a high quality image too, nothing less than... 1000?

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bet its a better reed....

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Don't forget the fun you can have jumping on a bandwagon! With, or without a coil of rope...next please!

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50 Stories of Boredom by D.M.Reporter , full of badly written and poorly spelt non-stories and illustrated by images of bikini clad 'celebrities' no-one's even heard of or care too hoots about.

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Such a fun story. But after reading the original Fifty Shades, I think it would be sooo much better if written by Jackie Collins, Danielle Steele or Nora Roberts among those authors that are lower on my list in terms of their literary and cerebral content. Good for the author though at going after an unusual topic. She made her money and questionably, her "mark" in literature.

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Fifty Shades of Boredom.

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Well understood here in the states, how about you daddycat? Are you a bit unsure, need a good oiling?

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Just released is a book called 'fifty sheds of grey'. The person who wrote it has been putting quotes from it on to twitter and has had people in stitches for months. It's an extremely funny parody of '50 shades of grey'. It won't get you excited but it will make you laugh a lot.

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I have a suspicion that this will not be readily understood in America.

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