'You are the garbage god now': Ivanka Trump is mercilessly mocked in hilarious memes after her brand suggests using a giant clam stuffed with driftwood, moss and pine cones as a nightmarish Thanksgiving decoration
- The Ivanka Trump brand posted a photo of the ghastly Thanksgiving decoration on its Twitter account
- It suggested putting driftwood, moss, pine cones and green and albino pumpkins into a giant clam shell
- Twitter lit up, with many saying it looked like a load of garbage had been dumped onto the middle of the table
- Others asked whether giant clam shells surrounded by $75 wine glasses would resonate with working people
Social media users have relentlessly mocked Ivanka Trump after her brand's Twitter account posted a nightmarish Thanksgiving decoration suggestion.
The centerpiece for the table, it suggested, was half a giant clam shell, stuffed with driftwood, moss, tangles of weeds, unwanted pine cones, dried milkweed and what appeared to be zombified albino pumpkins.
Interior designer Allison Domonoske, who wrote an article on the... unique decoration for Ivanka's blog, described the 'overall look' as 'classic and classy.'
Twitter, to put it mildly, disagreed.
Shell to pay: A suggestion from Ivanka Trump's brand's Twitter account that people put a giant clam shell stuffed with driftwood and pallid pumpkins on their table for Thanksgiving led to an onslaught of mockery online
That's one Hill of a design: The similarity between Ivanka Trump's clam centerpiece and the one attempted by Peggy Hill in the sitcom King of the Hill did not go unremarked upon
Trashed: Many users felt that the items in the shell - which included driftwood, moss and pine cones found on the ground- looked more like garbage than decorations, such as this user
It's bin done: This user suggested a less chaotic option - putting the 'garbage' inside a bin, then putting the bin in the shell - than the one on Ivanka's account
Got wood? Ivanka Trump's lovingly crafted Thanksgiving clam-heap was compared unfavourably to this pile of bracken and hacked up tree bits
If at first you don't succeed: Despite the attention and care put into the real clam design, this user felt it betrayed very much the opposite level of investment in a Thanksgiving spread
...and a nice chianti? This user offered up a promo pic from the TV series Hannibal - starring Mads Mikkelsen as the titular cannibal Hannibal Lecter - as a possible inspiration
To be this good takes Peanuts: An animated gif from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving was used to suggest that Snoopy the cartoon beagle was a better host than Ivanka
Feeling Peaky: A scene of characters from Twin Peaks finding Laura Palmer's body was transformed into a grim hint at what might be in the next Thanksgiving shell
A capital idea: This user went full-caps for their excited announcement that Ivanka Trump had become 'the garbage god' thanks to her brand's fascinating use of bits of dead things found lying on beaches
Spaced out: The design was as if Martha Stewart had downed ayahuasca, a psychedelic used by tribesmen in the Amazon for their religious journeys
Do it yourself: This user made their own attempt - and may have somehow made it look classier than the original - empty bourbon bottle in the back notwithstanding
Just regular people: The notion that people might have giant clam shells, obscure pale pumpkins or $75 Waterford wine glasses to hand led to many people mocking the billionaire heiress for being out of touch
It's in vogue now: This user suggested a meal to go along with the decoration, with this gruesome photo of an Alien-like crab-turkey-squid-bacon monstrosity
Grand designs? This user joked that if only the Trumps could get more gay men on their payroll this wouldn't happen. Many of New York's prominent fashion figures, such as Marc Jacobs, were ardent Hillary Clinton supporters during the election
Orange is the new snack: This user suggested more prison-friendly arrangements, hoping that the Trump family might find itself incarcerated in the near future
Thanksgiving but no thanks: This user took a pop at Ivanka's dad, suggesting that he was a 'turkey' fit for Thanksgiving - and as horrific as the clam decoration
Dungeons and draggings: The Ivanka Trump brand was compared to Gwyneth Paltrow's 'goop' label of expensive herbal lotions and crystal eggs - but a 'chaotic evil' version, in the parlance of the Dungeons & Dragons games
Classy business: The much-mocked picture of Steve Mnuchin and his expensive-fashion-clad wife holding up freshly printed money got another airing, this time as a suggestion for a tablecloth
In Russia, table sets you: The Trump campaign members' ties to Russia were brought up, of course, with this photo of a 'simple Russian table setting'
Park it: Twitter user Alyssia Letters was not impressed with the tabletop decoration, rolling out this Parks & Recreation gif to explain exactly what she thought of it
All white on the night: Twitter users Nicole Chung ribbed Ivanka for what she saw as her inescapable whiteness - right down to those pallid pumpkins
Tack in action: Twitter user Madison deployed a gif from comedy movie School of Rock to fully express just how tacky she thought it was - and how much she 'hates' Ivanka
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