Don't call me, I'll call you! Gallery reveals some VERY dodgy business cards - from a stripper who doesn't charge to a bar delivery service for alcoholics

  • Hilarious gallery shows some of the less convincing business cards out there
  • One mini ad offers the services of a male stripper - who doesn't want any money
  • Another accidentally advertises its name as 'Juicy Poo' rather than 'Juicy Pool'
  • And could you trust someone who claims to 'tame tigers' and 'pluck chickens'?

By Molly Rose Pike For Mailonline

Published: 16:36 GMT, 15 November 2017 | Updated: 16:57 GMT, 15 November 2017

A business card is a first impression, a chance for a person or company to hook in potential lucrative business. 

However, some companies leave an impression for all of the wrong reasons.

People from around the world have been sharing the weirdest business cards they've ever received.

There's the alcohol-delivery service that advertises itself to, erm, alcoholics. 

And another questionable card offers the services of a male stripper, who says he'll work 'for free', setting more than a few alarm bells ringing.

Below, FEMAIL reveals some of the strangest calling cards touting for business:

Don't call John! A male stripper advertises his services on a business card, but says he doesn't mind not being paid

Don't call John! A male stripper advertises his services on a business card, but says he doesn't mind not being paid

Never try and be clever: This bright pink business card advertised an Austrian company called 'juicy pool', but it really looks like it's advertising something else

Never try and be clever: This bright pink business card advertised an Austrian company called 'juicy pool', but it really looks like it's advertising something else

Double take! This photographer makes a joke that flirts with bad taste

Double take! This photographer makes a joke that flirts with bad taste

An alcohol home delivery service advertising to alcoholics is never a good idea

An alcohol home delivery service advertising to alcoholics is never a good idea

Clever! Using a cut-out trick, this card looks like it has a bare bottom on the front

Clever! Using a cut-out trick, this card looks like it has a bare bottom on the front

Drinking 101: This businessperson hired his services as an 'authentic Irishman'

Drinking 101: This businessperson hired his services as an 'authentic Irishman'

Punny! This church made a Monopoly pun to advertise for new visitors

Punny! This church made a Monopoly pun to advertise for new visitors

Vague: This enterprising individual appears to do many things - and absolutely nothing

Vague: This enterprising individual appears to do many things - and absolutely nothing

Crude: This film studiouses all out smut to get attention while advertising their services

Crude: This film studiouses all out smut to get attention while advertising their services

Remember him? It's not very clear what Dave's services are by his business card...but it gets your attention

Remember him? It's not very clear what Dave's services are by his business card...but it gets your attention

Not very promising: This babysitter clearly didn't want to give anyone false hope about his services

Not very promising: This babysitter clearly didn't want to give anyone false hope about his services

A man of many talents: This businessman described himself as a 'one man shoe entertainer' available for all kinds of events, including the baffling 'dates with no temperature'

A man of many talents: This businessman described himself as a 'one man shoe entertainer' available for all kinds of events, including the baffling 'dates with no temperature'

Am tall...and fed up: This person appeared to be fed up with talking about their height, so made business cards to answer people's questions

Am tall...and fed up: This person appeared to be fed up with talking about their height, so made business cards to answer people's questions

Not a good start: This man had to deny that he wasn't a 'douchebag' on his business cards

Not a good start: This man had to deny that he wasn't a 'douchebag' on his business cards

Patriotic: This so-called doctor advertised his services for advice giving and coffee drinking

Patriotic: This so-called doctor advertised his services for advice giving and coffee drinking

Jack of all trades: This man offered strange services to potential customers - if you need a tiger tamed, he's your chap

Jack of all trades: This man offered strange services to potential customers - if you need a tiger tamed, he's your chap

What does he actually do? It isn't entirely clear what this business is offering

What does he actually do? It isn't entirely clear what this business is offering

Rave reviews: This person let the (possibly fake) reviews speak for themself

Rave reviews: This person let the (possibly fake) reviews speak for themself

Sausages for sale: This company had a rather strange way of advertising their business

Sausages for sale: This company had a rather strange way of advertising their business

Cat's pajamas: This business went very hard on the feline theme

Cat's pajamas: This business went very hard on the feline theme

Bad business: This company has a very eye-catching (and insulting) card

Bad business: This company has a very eye-catching (and insulting) card

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