Subtle! Hilarious moment idiot teenager blatantly tries to steal 13 bottles of vodka from a supermarket while everyone in the store watches
- Teen attempted to steal flavored Svedka from Safeway in Santa Rosa, California
- Ran gauntlet of store employees as bystanders filmed and jeered the thief
- Shoplifter escaped with one bottle, but lost his shirt scuffling free in the process
An idiotic teenager's bumbling attempt to shoplift 13 bottles of flavored vodka from a supermarket has been caught on camera.
Shoppers looked on in disbelief as the teen awkwardly filled shopping baskets with bottles of Blue Raspberry and Strawberry Lemonade Svedka at a Safeway in Santa Rosa, California.
'This guy is for sure gonna pay for all this,' the anonymous cameraman quips as he films the gangly teen stumbling down the aisle carrying his overloaded shopping baskets.
A store manger approaches the teen straight away and firmly 'offers' to carry the baskets for him.
The gangly teen struggled down an aisle with overloaded baskets full of booze (left) before being confronted by a store manager who firmly 'offered' to carry the baskets
The thief wanted a dozen bottles of Sveka vodka flavored Blue Raspberry, Strawberry Lemonade, and Mango Pineapple (left), and a 12-pack of Angry Orchard hard cider (right)
The manager takes the baskets from the teen's hands and the chagrined teen spins around and walks speedily away.
The cameraman cackles as he peers into the abandoned baskets, which are filled with flavored vodkas and Angry Orchard hard cider.
'He was trying to steal all this s**t dude. F**king Svedka? At least some good - oh and Angry Orchard? What a p***y!' says the man filming.
Speed walking, the teen circles the store and approaches a set of doors, hoping to make his escape.
'Here he goes, oh those doors are closed!' the man filing taunts. 'He's not getting out of here!'
The teen approaches a second set of doors surrounded by store employees, before veering off to grab two bottles of vodka from the abandoned baskets for one final attempt.
Speed walking toward the gauntlet, the teen attempts a spin move to escape the grasp of the angry manager (left). He escapes shirtless carrying a single bottle of vodka (right)
Speed walking toward the gauntlet, the teen attempts a spin move to escape the grasp of the angry manager.
One bottle of vodka falls and breaks in the process, and the teen shrugs out of his shirt to escape the manager's grip.
Bare-chested, the teen sprints off into the night carrying a lone bottle of sweetly-flavored vodka.
'He got one bottle! He got one!' a bystander shouts. 'What an a**hole!'
It is unclear when the incident occurred and whether any arrests were made.
A spokeswoman for Safeway did not not immediately return a request for comment on Saturday.
The incident occurred at this Safeway in Santa Rosa, California
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