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Fri March 29, 2024
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks begin their NL pennant defense by batting around in the 3rd inning...twice
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Besides death and taxes, you can now count on life's third certainty: Arizona bowing out early from the NCAA Tournament
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Russell Wilson isn't done losing in Denver
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Lou Whittaker has reached final base camp
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Thu March 28, 2024
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Belichick disinclined to work weekly
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No one yet knows where the Bears will go. The only thing certain is that Soldier Field will be demolished, except for the collonades
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Worried about playing in a pitcher friendly ballpark, JD Martinez chose to play in an pitcher friendly ballpark
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Commissioner Manfred hopes the investigation into the Ohtani gambling mess will be "short", hopefully short enough not to find anything incriminating
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Outlook not so good." Magic 8-Ball
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No Chuckster & crew for a compressed schedule. Streaking Boston (57-15) vs Atlanta (33-9) at 7:30 pm ET and Milwaukee (46-26) vs surging New Orleans (44-28) at 8 ET. To the right - why aren't Golden State and Los Angeles being televised^^?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NCAA Tournament continues with the Sweet Sixteen. A feline battle begins at 7:09 PM ET on CBS with Clemson-Arizona, a rematch of last year's championship with SDSU-UCONN, Alabama-UNC, and Illinois-Iowa State. Does your bracket still looks good?
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Yeah baseball and basketball are going on, but there's also hockey starting at 7:00 PM ET. Top games include Capitals-Maple Leafs, Knights-Jets, Rangers-Avalanche, Kings-Oilers, and Stars-Canucks. Let's drop the gloves and discuss hockey to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, and know when to run
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Thanks for another Lombardi trophy for me. No perks for you, though
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Next month's total eclipse is going to hit in the middle of a day game at Yankee Stadium. Place your bets as to who will drop the ball, Yankees or the Miami Marlins
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Brock Purdy hoping for a three-album deal with a major advance from Interscope
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The Chicago Bears are one of the marquee franchises in the NFL despite being a laughing stock in their history"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jadeveon Clowney has never hit the double-digit sack mark in a season, but will get the double-digit million mark from Carolina
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's your Major League Baseball Opening Day 2024 thread, where all but 4 teams will be in action. How is your team looking this year? Who will shine on the baseball field? Any surprises in store for us? Angels and Orioles start it off at 3:05 PM ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, at least for quarterbacks, G.I. Joe elbow is a real thing
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
WWE creates new Speed Championship. Presumably a new champion will be crowned each week after buying the title belt back from the pawn shop where the old champion hawked it
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(College Hockey News)
 
 
 
Don't like basketball? You're in luck... it's the first day of the NCAA men's hockey tournament. First game is at 2 PM Eastern, games on various ESPN networks
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
The Rabbi of Swat, Ducky-Wucky, The Lively Turtle, Death to Flying Things, Hot Potato, El Goofo, The Hoosier Wanamaker, Twinkletoes, The Rajah, and The Old Lady in the Red Cap. Celebrate Opening Day with great baseball nicknames of yesteryear
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick's son: "I got a job and he doesn't"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Browns dropping hints they will have fourth facemask color change since 2006
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sinner not repenting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Barstool found, Dave Portnoy, raises 1.5 million for the family of police officer who died in line of duty. Still Dave Portnoy, though
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Malcolm Butler was intercepted by law enforcement and his own stupidity
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(Major League Baseball)
 
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Play ball MLB regular season starts today. Mets to be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs by Monday
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
WWE Legend the Undertaker explains his fear of cucumbers. Wait what?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's take this season to celebrate Uecker. Any chance we get. For as long as we got him
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Caitlin Clark draws nearly 5 million viewers for second-round NCAA win. Ooh, I loved her in 'Dragonslayer'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodgers slap Will Smith with a contract extension
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(Fark)
 
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Wed March 27, 2024
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, but there is no joy in Metsville as their season home opener has been rained out
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NIMBYs succeed in keeping Washington DC sports teams across the river
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Tonight AEW: Ospreay vs Shibata, Swerve vs Konosake to face Samoa Joe. Statlander vs Anna Jay vs Willow vs Skye to be #1 contender for the TBS title, Best Friends vs Undisputed Kingdom, Private Party vs Young Bucks. It all starts at 8 PM ET on TBS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A dynamic duo of hockey games for Wednesday Night Hockey. The Senators and Sabres square off in Buffalo at 7:00 PM ET and the TNT game of the week is the Bruins and Lightning in Tampa at 7:30 PM. How will these games go?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A walk-on drug mule listed on the roster of both Syracuse and PDiddy
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
We have top men working on it right now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Damn right it's a good day for Caitlin Clark if she takes it
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In other Baltimore news, MLB has approved the sale of the Orioles. Team now on a collision course with destiny. Bridge joke goes here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apples don't fall far from their tree, but this one does loft perfectly before gently landing with the right amount of backspin to almost eliminate the bounce and send it careening unbelievably straight into the hole
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN asks: is legalized sports betting ruining sports? This article is brought to you by ESPN Bet
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(NHL)
 
 
 
"Stolen Jagr bobbleheads have been found, will be distributed by Penguins" - looking into rumors that they were found with contestants of "America's Next Top Model"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
At least he's not living in a van down by the Rivers
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
'Minor league baseball players accused of insider trading in Del Taco stocks' is your sports/business crossover of the day
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
To be fair, that was kinda how NASCAR got started
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