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A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around.

Carolyn  Birmingham

For these [difficulties] I have found that a smile and a stick will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it is the smile that does the trick.

Sir Robert  Baden-Powell

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

Sir James Matthew  Barrie

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

Charles  Reade

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

Johann Wolfgang Von  Goethe

You hear that boy laughing?—you think he's all fun; But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done; The children laugh loud as they troop to his call, And the poor man that knows him laughs loudest of all.

Oliver Wendell  Holmes

Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted.

Sébastien Roch Nicolas  Chamfort

The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed.

Sébastien Roch Nicolas  Chamfort

"But why doesn't the Gospel ever say that Christ laughed?" I asked, for no good reason. "Is Jorge right?" "Legions of scholars have wondered whether Christ laughed. The question doesn't interest me much. I believe he never laughed, because, omniscient as the son of God had to be, he knew how we Christians would behave. . . ."

Umberto  Eco

(When next you are worried or angry, force yourself to turn up the corners of your mouth and smile-and you will find the value of this tip.)

Sir Robert  Baden-Powell

Earth laughs in flowers . . .

Ralph Waldo  Emerson