| Don't squat with your spurs on.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Like a good cowboy, a good hat just gets better as it gets older.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never miss a good chance to shut up. | 
If you think the holiday season in Las Vegas is full of silent nights, think again! National Finals Rodeo is back in town for the 20th year. Strap on your spurs and break out that fancy Stetson hat, it's rodeo time!
If you like to kick up your heels, don't miss the Downtown Hoedown Dec. 2 at 
